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the infernal devices … sentence starters
“So he must live.“
“Well, I don’t want you to die.”
“I won’t live like this. I’d rather die.”
“I love you so much, so incredibly much.”
“I only wanted pleasant dreams for once.”
“You can’t love her as I do. No one could.“
“You are human. Never think you are not.”
“Is it because I’m better-looking than you?“
“Who ever said we were owed happiness?“
“He’s going to kill someone. Or get us killed.“
“We are all the pieces of what we remember.”
“No one would blame you. He’s very annoying.”
“Every heart has its own melody, you know mine.“
“I can still hear her sometimes, calling out for me.“
“If there is a life after this one, let me meet you in it.”
“What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?“
“They say you cannot love two people equally at once.”
“I forget when you’re close to me, I forget who you are.“
“I want more than that. You made me want more than that.”
“And I will not be that person. I will not profit from his death.“
“When (name) says ‘enterprising’, he means 'morally deficient’.”
“Goodness — real goodness — has its own sort of cruelty to it.“
“If you can feel hope, guilt, sorrow, love… then, you are human.”
“Life is a book, and there are a thousand pages I have not read.“
“And I trust you. I don’t know why — I’ve just met you — but I do.”
“I was hoping for something more akin to indifference? Tolerance?“
“The good suffer, the evil flourish, and all that is mortal passes away.”
“I would never let anyone touch a hair on your head. You know that, right?”
“Clearly the word excellent means something else on this side of the Atlantic.“
“It is the only way any of this can ever mean anything. Otherwise it is only — “
“No one can say that death found in me a willing comrade, or that I went easily.“
“You showed me I was only ever cursed because I had chosen to believe myself so.“
“Most people are lucky to have even one great love in their life. You have found two.“
“Everyone has something they can’t live without. I’ll find out what it is for you, never fear.”
“I was looking for the opposite, really… something that might put an end to being in love.”
“All that pretty face and whatnot just hides how twisted up and rotten he is on the inside.“
“I’d have to be the worst sort of person to think what I’m thinking right now. But I am thinking it.“
“You told me there was possibility, meaning. And now you would turn your back on what you created.“
“Because it will be as if I were waiting for him to die, or took some joy in his death, if it let me have her.“
“Many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing at the radiance of the sun.”
“Pointless, needless suffering and pain? I don’t suppose it would help if I told you that was the way life is?”
“Well, I don’t want you to die. I don’t know why I feel it so strongly — I’ve just met you — but I don’t want you to die.”
“You said I am a good man. But I am not that good a man. And I am–I am catastrophically in love with you.”
“Your skill and technique may, perhaps, require work, but the native talent is certainly there. What you require is practice.”
“We hold in ourselves the hopes and fears of those who love us. As long as there is love and memory, there is no true loss.“
“I can offer you my life, but it is a short life; I can offer you my heart, though I have no idea how many more beats it shall sustain.”
“If you have the soul of a warrior, you are a warrior. All those other things, they are the glass that contains the lamp, but you are the light inside.”
Lightwood-Bane family
" Miss Cristina- I heard them . Am I really some monster not worthy of being around nephilim? Like another demon you kill. I don't want to be a warlock. I don't want to have everyone look at me and now their yelling at my papa and daddy."
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send me ‘ not just a scratch ‘ for your muse to catch mine trying to patch up a wound in secret…
send ‘ not just a scratch, reverse ‘ for my muse to catch yours
🐝 * ― 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. ( all of these are taken from the movie ‘the princess bride’ released in 1987. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ❜ ❛ are you trying to trick me ? ❜ ❛ what if something happens to you ? ❜ ❛ i will never love again. ❜ ❛ am i going mad, or did the word ‘think’ escape your lips ? ❜ ❛ you are sure nobody’s following us ? ❜ ❛ out of curiosity, why do you ask ? ❜ ❛ i suppose you think you’re brave, don’t you ? ❜ ❛ i do not accept excuses. ❜ ❛ did i make it clear that your job is at stake ? ❜ ❛ i do not think it means what you think it means. ❜ ❛ i don’t mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks. ❜ ❛ i’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me. ❜ ❛ you are better than i am. ❜ ❛ please understand, i hold you in the highest respect. ❜ ❛ i just want you to feel you are doing well. ❜ ❛ we must all be ready for whatever lies ahead. ❜ ❛ could this be a trap ? ❜ ❛ if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse. ❜ ❛ i could have sworn i saw something. ❜ ❛ you only think i guessed wrong. ❜ ❛ i was giving you a chance. ❜ ❛ you think your dearest love will save you ? ❜ ❛ what can i do or you ? ❜ ❛ nothing you can say will upset me. ❜ ❛ you can die too, for all i care ! ❜ ❛ i told you i would always come for you. ❜ ❛ why didn’t you wait for me ? ❜ ❛ death cannot stop true love. all it can do is delay it for a while. ❜ ❛ is everything clear to you ? ❜ ❛ you mean you wish to surrender to me ? ❜ ❛ don’t make yourself a fool. ❜ ❛ we can live there quite happily for some time so whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit. ❜ ❛ i thought you were dead once, and it almost destroyed me. i could not bear it if you died again, not when i could save you. ❜ ❛ who says life is fair ? ❜ ❛ life isn’t always fair. ❜ ❛ i’m telling you, you’re messing up the story ! ❜ ❛ i’m sure you’ve discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. ❜ ❛ this is where i am, and this is where i’ll stay. ❜ ❛ you don’t look so good. ❜ ❛ i just hope it’s enough to buy a miracle, that’s all. ❜ ❛ there’s a big diference between mostly dead and all dead. ❜ ❛ all your worst nightmares are about to come true. ❜ ❛ have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now ? ❜ ❛ i think that’s the worst thing i’ve ever heard. ❜ ❛ you’ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. it’s going to get you in trouble someday. ❜ ❛ what hideous sin have you committed lately ? ❜ ❛ if you didn’t say it, you didn’t do it. ❜ ❛ i have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over i don’t know what to do with the rest of my life. ❜
Lizzie Saltzman Quote Rp Meme
I’ve got a lot of secs…I mean time.”
“I’m trying to rise above it so let me freaking rise.”
“Did she who must not named just fat shame me?”
“Are we poor?”
“That is why I have decided to permantly release my inner bitch.”
“If you hurry, you can catch up with blair bitch and tongue chum her again.”
“Distracted during a monoluge, classic villain mistake.”
“For the record, this selfless act of heroicism fully cancels out my previous dodgy behavior.”
“I just have this feeling that everything is going to work out just fine.”
“Only a threat to those dumb enough not to fall in line.”
“Great luck sending jimminy cricket after me.”
“”Aparently not long enough to think of something clever to say.”
“Fifty shades me.”
“This sentient jar of artisinal maynoaise.”
“Don’t worry. I will just ask him about star wars and he will talk the whole time.”
“This is a nergasm, not a plan.”
“If I am destined to die in my prime, at least let it be in a blaze of heroes glory.”
“I know that I am great, but everyone else- terrible.”
“I spent a lot of time bettering myself over the summer and I am gonna need you all to rise to my level.”
“This is terrible news. It’s freaking fall not winter. What am I gonna wear?”
“I’ve always wanted to be apart of a power couple.”
“I’m mad at the world and you just happen to be in it.”
“Thanks a lot. Way to ruin life for the rest of us.”
“One word. one word and I could burn her perky little boobs to ash.”
“We aren’t in the prison yard, ass hat.”
“Would you like to be the robin to my batwoman?”
“You’re fine. Just a little- Slutty.”
“We are gonna suck?”
“Anything to keep me from picturing my sister’s tragic visit to the shire.”
“Sometimes, she was just tired or having a bad day or whatever.”
“I just want to soak in this gold moment when we thought that your plan would work.”
“You are pagent pretty, reasonable well spoken and the added benefit of being an orphan.”
“It’s effective, but her methods- quaint.”
“Screw this world.”
“Well, in that case, screw personal growth.”
“I’m sorry. We can’t all be born with resting pouty face.”
“We get it you came back. Now, disapear again.”
I fancy sex with you. The jury’s out on all the rest.”
“For the love of frodo, go rescue your hobbit. We will muddle through.”
“I’m a taste maker. An influencer. people don’t know what they want til I tell them they want it.”
“I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that on a poster at the dentist’s.”
“New plan. The gloves are off. Let’s burn these bitches to the ground. We’re going to give these townies a taste of what we’re really made of.”
“No one has been better off without you.”
“And we don’t exist for just one boy.”
“This is an honor. It’s so nice to know that you all love me as much as I love myself.”
“Epic former frenemy reunion is going to have to wait.”
“A mission for a hero and her league of- whatever.”
“In order to conquer, we had to divide.”
“i thought you would have wanted to spend the day canoodling with your hipster boyfriend.”
Ew. Wait, that leaves me with High-and-Mighty Granger. Like Hermione Granger, but just more stuck-up?”
“You only get one chance to make a good first impression, and you don’t want to be the girl that wears a uniform to a school that doesn’t have uniforms.”
“That wreath can’t go there. That is where the doves are being released which is after the video, remember?”
“Oh god, he has got you speaking nerd.”
“I’m getting back to me. I am who I am.”
“If you would be happy to be my date to my birthday on Friday.”
“Do I look pretty when I play quarterback?”
“You are not friends. Your just a montage.”
“I’m not worried about losing the election. I’m worried about what I’m going to wear to my victory rally. The outfit makes the speech.”
“No, I am not a virgin.”
“Oh god, that was my inside voice.”
“For once, your weird relationship with my dad is paying off.”
“You cannot leave me alone with just her for company.”
“I was making an entrance mop head.”
“If she still wants to kill me, the safest place I can be is right next to you.”
“No, I am right on time to kick your ass.”
“On a scale from horrific to apocalyptic, a 12.”
“That is such a move.”
“I am nosey, in like a charming way.”
“Do I look like a nerd?”
“nothing that you and I will be proud of.”
“It’s hero time.”
“Nu-uh, we are all good.”
“Are you seriously telling me that I am going to die because I become a better person?”
“on the bright side, we are all happy that you are single.”
“I don’t do trash.”
“I should have said this earlier but black isn’t your color.”
“No wonder you had a thing for me.”
“Is it because I am prettier than you?”
“It’s so much less impressive when you give the hero speeches.”
“Oh god, I am having an episode again.”
“I did. I do. Also- I am incredibly turned on by him.”
“I prefer to die with dignity.”
“Unchain me, and maybe I will tell you. You thrift store hobbit.”
“Trust me, no one thinks that.”
“We are about to die. Figure something out.”
“I’m unique and special and for some reason I am angry at the world because of it.”
“Good morning… more like despair.”
“I care that instead of being welcomed at the airport, we were stuck taking a shuttle that smelled like a sewer for three hours.”
“See the new you is so snarky.”
“Be surprised quitely.”
“So buckle up. We are in this tell the bitter end.”
“It’s okay. Just let it out the real way. Like you have needed too all this time.”
“All good things, I hope.”
“What is with the performance anxiety?”
“Why? I am wearing polyester.”
“Who is this trollop?”
“When I said that I wanted to hang out, this is not what I had in mind.”
“This is the definition of girl power. I am proud of us.”
“If you tell anyone else this, I will deny it, but I am glad you are back.”
“WIth global warming, I might never see the florida keys because of you.”
“who better to put a touching memorial to me than me?”
“That hair, that shirt… oh, I see you have a point there.”
“We are airy clouds flying high above a tuburlant sea of teenage drama.”
“He is hot and crazy and the language barrier would make it hard to communicate. Just how I like it.”
“Why are you carrying a sword?”
“Sorry, I think.”
Endless gifs of ISABELLE LIGHTWOOD; season 2 episode 13
she wears strength and darkness equally well, the girl has always been half goddess, half hell. — nikita gill
Shatter Me Series Rp Meme Part one
“I spent my life folded between the pages of books.
“All I ever wanted was to reach out and touch another human being not just with my hands but with my heart.”
“I’m oxygen and he’s dying to breathe.”
“Books are easily destroyed. But words will live as long as people can remember them.”
Swords may cut and kill, but words will stab and stay, burying themselves in our bones to become corpses we carry into the future, all the time digging and failing to rip their skeletons from our flesh.”
“Ignite, my love. Ignite.”
“Raindrops are my only reminder that clouds have a heartbeat. That I have one, too.”
“I’ve been screaming for years and no one has ever heard me.”
“It’s the kind of kiss that inspires stars to climb into the sky and light up the world.”
“Why do you call her ‘love’?“
"Would anyone else like to take over this conversation?”
“And we are quotation marks, inverted and upside down, clinging to one another at the end of this life sentence. Trapped by lives we did not choose.”
“Time goes on even when we do not.”
“The man is moody as hell.”
“Hope is hugging me, holding me in its arms, wiping away my tears and telling me that today and tomorrow and two days from now I will be just fine and I’m so delirious I actually dare to believe it.”
Loneliness is a bitter, wretched companion. Sometimes it just won’t let go.”
“Hope is a pocket of possibility.I’m holding it in my hand.”
Love is a heartless bastard.”
You don’t like to kill people, remember? You’re against that, remember? You like to talk about feelings and rainbows—
“I like the way I feel about myself when I’m with him.“
“I want to feel your skin on fire. I want to feel your heart racing next to mine and I want to know it’s racing because of me, because you want me. Because you never,never want me to stop. I want every second. Every inch of you. I want all of it.”
“Sticks and stones keep breaking my bones but these words, these words will kill me.”
“ I lived love and loss through stories threaded in history; I experienced adolescence by association. My world is one interwoven web of words, stringing limb to limb, bone to sinew, thoughts and images all together. I am a being comprised of letters, a character created by sentences, a figment of imagination formed through fiction.”
He makes me feel like his equal–like I can accomplish just as much as he can, and more. And if I do something incredible, he’s not even surprised. He expects it. He doesn’t treat me like I’m some fragile little girl who needs to be protected all the time
Don’t ask me questions you already know the answers to. Twice I’ve laid myself bare to you and all it’s gotten me was a bullet wound and a broken heart. Don’t torture me,
“Please don’t shoot me for this.”
I’m falling.I’m falling apart and into his heart and I’m a disaster.”
“Hey, um, I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m looking for a friend of mine.Have you seen her? She’s a tiny little thing, cries a lot, spends too much time with her feelings-”
I am a whisper that never was.”
“Come back to life, love. I’ll be here when you wake up.”
“And if you insist on continuing to make assumptions about my character, I’ll advise you only this: assume you will always be wrong.”
“I need waves. I need waterfalls. I want rushing currents.”
“Someone picked up the sun and pinned it to the sky again, but every day it hangs a little lower than the day before. It’s like a negligent parent who only knows one half of who you are. It never sees how its absence changes people. How different we are in the dark.”
” the truth is a painful reminder of why I prefer to live among the lies.”
“Do I look like the kind of guy who’s never had a girlfriend? Have you even met me?”
“You destroy me.”
“Hate looks like everybody else until it smiles”
“People seldom realize that they tell lies with their lips and truths with their eyes all the time.”
“My life is four walls of missed opportunities poured in concrete molds.”
“Find me a cure for these tears, I’d really like to exhale for the first time in my life.”
"You just like him for his personality, huh?”
“In a world where there is so much to grieve and so little good to take? I grieve nothing. I take everything.”
“Because if I lower my voice, I won’t be able to hear myself speak. And that is my favorite part.”
“Every butterfly in the world has migrated to my stomach.”
“I do like his face.”
“The books…they helped keep me from losing my mind altogether.”
"Just because I’m going to hell doesn’t mean you’ll ever deserve her.”
“I am a being comprised of letters, a character created by sentences, a figment of imagination formed through fiction.”
"I want you so much it scares me.”
“I am nothing more than the consequence of catastrophe.”
“Hope in this world bleeds out of the barrel of a gun.”
"Only those who cannot express themselves intelligently would resort to such crude substitutions in vocabulary.
“Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable? You have as much charisma as the rotting innards of unidentified roadkill.”
“Truth is a jealous, vicious mistress that never, ever sleeps.”
"You deserve to live, You deserve to be alive.”
“A handful of letters doesn’t always make a word, love.”
“Lift your hips for me, love.”
“Nothing in this life will ever make sense to me but I can’t help but try to collect the change and hope it’s enough to pay for our mistakes.”
“I feel like I’ve been split open and stuffed with sunshine.”
"I love you exactly as you are.”
“I want to trust but it scares the skin off my bones.”
"I love making you mad.”
“I am no longer afraid of fear, and I will not let it rule me. Fear will learn to fear me.”
"Don’t be sad. Or hurt. Or guilty. You’ve done nothing wrong."
“My mind is a warehouse of carefully organized human emotions. I lock away the things that do not serve me.”
“You’re absolutely delicious when you’re angry.”
"Too bad my taste is poisonous for your palate.”
“You know, you have a really strange way of telling me you’re attracted to me.”
“Idiots are highly flammable, love. Let them all burn in hell.”
“This is so unbearably inconvenient,I was prepared to hate him for the rest of my life.”
“My words wear no parachutes as they fall out of my mouth.”
“All of you. Your entire body. Proportionally. Symmetrically. You’re absurdly, mathematically perfect. It doesn’t even make sense that a person could look like you,”
“You allow the world to think you’re a heartless murderer,“
"I’m afraid I’m just the regular kind of murderer.
“I have a heart, says science, but I am a monster, says society.”
“I’m too poor to afford the luxury of hysteria right now.”
“People can think whatever they like….I don’t desire their validation.”
“That this girl would know exactly how to shatter me.”
“The world is a mess and I want to laugh because all I can think is how horrible and beautiful it is.”
“Torture is not torture when there’s any hope of relief.”
“We are synonyms but not the same.”
“It’s the kind of kiss that inspires stars to climb into the sky and light up the world. The kind that takes forever and no time at all.”
“This girl is destroying me.”
“You couldn’t kick my ass if I had ten of them.”
Jace Lightwood Wayland Herondale Quote Rp Meme
I don't want to be a man,I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
Don’t touch my weapons without my permission."
You love each other-anyone can see that, looking at you- that kind of love that could burn the world down or raise it in glory.”
When you love someone, you dont have a choice. Love takes away your choices.”
There is a fine line between sarcasm and outright hostility, and you seem to have crossed it.”
“Usually I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on any day that doesn't end in y.”
If you knew how to cook, maybe I would eat.”
The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it is for the conceited like me.” “
I think they’ll probably put that on my gravestone ‘he was heterosexual and had low expectations.’”
“It’s a pretty wet parade already.”
It means Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'
You would do anything to save him, whatever it cost you, whatever you might owe to Hell or Heaven, would you not?”
That does it,I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas.”
If there were such a thing as terminal literalism, you would have been dead as a child.”
Dear God . . . the dread hour is nigh.”
Declarations of love amuse me. Especially the unrequited kind.”
“To love is to destroy and to be loved is to be destroyed.”
Don’t want him, don’t go with him. Be with me. Want me. Stay with me. I don’t know how to be without you.”
“Have a little faith.”
“To love is a contradiction.”
My hair is naturally blonde… Just for the record”
I guess it's true what they say, there are no straight men in the trenches."
Love is the most powerful force in the world. Love can do anything.”
I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you what you want if you ask nicely.”
Just kissing? How quickly you dismiss our love.”
Keeping your clothes on? I could say I wouldn’t look but that would be a lie.”
My rapier wit hides my inner pain.”
I've heard the word 'fear'. I simply choose to believe that it doesn’t apply to me.”
'It's my cologne. Eau de Recent Injury.'
It will bring you light even among the darkest shadows of this world.
It's just this one night. In the grand scheme of things, how much can this one night matter?"
Even if one of them spills a drink on my new shoes?"
Well I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death.”
If I wanted to lie on a couch and
complain to someone about my parents, I’d hire a psychiatrist.”
My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like, 'Are these snakes poisonous?' and 'But you look much too young to be a police officer.”
I can see why you like it here, there's a thin layer of nerd everywhere.”
It doesn’t change what we are to each other. It’s like there’s always been a piece of my soul missing, and it’s inside you”
It’s me,Watching me play scrabble often makes women swoon. Imagine if I put in an effort.”
I'm not unhappy,Only people without a purpose are unhappy. I’ve got a purpose.”
I know it's wrong - God, it's all kinds of wrong - but I just want to lie down with you and wake up with you, just once, just once ever in my life.”
I love you,and I will love you until I die,and if there's a life after that,I'll love you then.”
Have you fallen in love with wrong person yet?”
We are meant to protect each other, but not from everything. Not from
the truth. That’s what it means to love someone but let them be themselves.
and I'm worried that if you get into the habit of making out with your instructors, you'll wind up making out with him, too."
"Theoretically the planet can crack in half, leaving me on one side and you on the other side, forever and tragically parted, but I'm not worried about that, either. Some things are just too unlikely to dwell upon.
Do you remember at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?"
"You want to kiss me, don’t you?”
You could have had anything else in the world and you chose me.”
Code names?I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.”
Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
“I got the wrong window at first. Gave your friend in the next cell something of a shock. Attractive fellow, what with the beard and the rags. Kind of reminds me of the street folk back home.”
"Neither does this,but I don't care. I'm sick of trying to pretend I can live without you. Don't you understand that? Can't you see it's killing me?”
“I hate brooklyn.”
Are you sure? Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me.”
You've got a drawing emergency. You need a nude model. “
“Because you’re lying to me. And you’re lying to yourself.”
“That you seem to be dating my dad?You’re a little young for him, to be honest.”
A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?”
Probably because going around and around in a dryer can be fatal,whereas pasta is rarely fatal.”
"I like anyone killing things, especially me."
I should have warned her about your habit of never doing what your told.”
You do seem obsessed with my look…Could it be that you're attracted to me?"
"I'm not sure about this wind and howling darkness business smells more like landfill to me. You sure you're not from Staten Island?”
“I am a man, and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown.”
"You may be right,I've met an attractive weasel or two in my time. He looks more like a rat.”
I've always known that about you. I don't know why I had to fall in love with someone who's more stubborn than I am.”
Nobody should get nothing on their birthday. Birthdays should be special.”
I wasn't planning to.I can't shrug anything off. My shoulder's dislocated."
"Exactly. Despite my staggering good looks , you actually don't like me that way.”
But God knows, I don't want anyone but you. I don’t want to want anyone but you.”
"I wish you'd stop desperately trying to get my attention like this,It's becoming embarrassing."
My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.”
"You don't like 'hotstuff'? You think 'sweet cheeks' might be better? "Love crumpet'? Really? That last one's stretching it a bit. Though, technically my family is British-“
I could point out that that's not a dress, that's underwear, but I doubt it would be in my best interest."
He could bring a six-foot tall pink rabbit in a bikini back home with him if he wanted to. It’s not my business. But if you’re asking me if I’ve brought any girls back here, the answer is no. I don’t want anybody but you.”
"Well, aside from mine, of course,And I'm sure my blood is fan-tastic.”
There might be a God, and there might be none, but we are all on our own.”
“Because I’m tiny, blonde, and look good in pigtails? “
Despite everything, I can’t bear the thought of this ring being lost forever, any more than I can bear the thought of leaving you forever. And though I have no choice about the one, at least I can choose about the other.”
If I made a joke about just dropping by, would you write me off as cliche?”
"You're not happy to see me, then? I have to say, I'm surprised. I've always been told my presence brightened up any room. One might think that went doubly for dank underground cells.”
Sometimes I dream you're gone,I keep wondering when you'll figure out how much better you could do and leave me.”
My eyes are usually described as golden… and luminous.”
Sorry, I think I fell asleep for a moment. Do, continue with whatever mesmerizing thing you were saying.”
I can’t believe he took you to an actual restaurant. I assumed his idea of a date would be making you watch him play World of Warcraft with his nerd friends.”
Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie.”
Max & Rafe 🦕+🍩
art 2020
My little blueberry 🫐
Alec: You forgot the cookies in the oven again, didn‘t you?
Jace: No, how could you even think that?!
*Meanwhile Clary in the background drawing runes to stop the fire while Kit is trying to distract Rafe and Max with some tricks*
Magnus: I told you to never let the Herondales babysit together
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