Bluecalyptus

High Fives & High Vibes And sometimes poetry 🇦🇺•21•🏳️‍🌈

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

one of my favorite additions to any post i’ve ever made

[marblesarelost]

That’s so darling. 

[eliminated]

[perrfectly]

[recaption]

[recaption]

[studip]

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

[cryptid-corpse]

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3am

[evolcomment]

[enby-life]

If you see this post past 11pm you’re legally required to sleep, sorry I don’t make the rules

[enby-life]

And if you do not, you must drink one (1) full glass of water for each hour you stay up. Hydrate or diedrate

[enby-life]

Every time someone reblogs this with “I don’t NEED sleep😈” or “You can’t make me take care of myself!” It takes an entire year off of my life like I need you guys to know this.

Please stop. It really isn’t funny or cute anymore because every single time I make a post saying “remember to take care of yourself!” There’s always a handful of you that feel the need to go out of your way to be negative on it.

Stop doing it. This is a positivity blog, go be self deprecating somewhere else. I’m tired of it. Goddamn.

[orbitiero-deactivated20210314]

i don't have a glass but i have a giant water bottle that can hold 1000 ml of water is that ok

[schrodingers-fyke]

saw this 3 minutes after 11 and CHUGGED two big glasses of water for ya

[official-lucifers-child]

had a full jug of water for ya bc i’m up past midnight n i won’t be able to sleep for Many Minutes (not of my own volition of course) so i’m refilling said water right now :) i’m gonna sleep as soon as i can!!!

[pinkflamingllama]

Shoutout to, like, 14 year old me who thought he was bi cause he felt 0 attraction to men and 0 attraction to women and 0=0 which is equal attraction THEREFORE I was surely equally attracted to both men and women and, thus, bisexual, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[angry-acehole-for-positivity]

Fun Fact! Back in the Olden Days, the bisexual community welcomed asexuals for this exact reason!

[biandaceunite]

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

this but less “bisexuals welcomed/included asexuals in their community” and more “bisexuals and asexuals were the same community” which is a subtle but important difference, and also we should start thinking of ourselves as the same community again. different people but parts of the same community instead of a series of separated bubbles with zero political relevance

and especially not we let you hang out with us out of the goodness of our hearts

[soyala04]

Shout out to all the Aces who thought they were bi during the height of biphobia (not that its gone or anything)…. only to realize they where ace just in time for acephobia to start winding up. And god help those who are trans too.

The only up side is once you’ve lived one of them you quickly realize that it’s the exact same gate keeping, they’ve just switch out who but not the rhetoric. Still fucking sucks …

[quinintheclouds]

Person with ADHD: Oh shoot I can’t find the Thing

Person without ADHD: Why don’t you try retracing your steps? :)

Person with ADHD: Okay, I’ll give it a try… 

Step 1: The Thing was in my hand. 

Step 2: It is now very much Not in my hand.

Conclusion: The Thing is inexplicably gone from existence.

[quinintheclouds]

the notes on this post are so much funnier than the post itself, I love y'all so much

[recaption]

[eclectic-earth]

Connecting to Nature & The Universe

🌿🌱🍃🌞💫🪐⛅️🌧🌬

[via @dreamy_moons on Instagram]

[theladyvampire-deactivated20200]

[shroomm]

[d-reamy]

[stay-close]

In a sense, I'm the one who ruined me: I did it myself.

— Haruki Murakami