Gassythoughts

Just a 20yr old girl whos into farts. Mostly into guy on girl She/her Bisexual Minors DNI

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Wanna have my head resting in someone's lap then suddenly have them gently push my face into there crotch as they let out a long loud fart and not let go of the back of my head till the smells gone, gently stroking my hair as i sniff...

Anyway-

[softdomsworld]

it's so attractive when someone is pathetically obsessed with you and not afraid to show it

[myescape-mydesires]

No wonder I’m complicated, I have a degradation kink and a praise kink, both fighting for custody of my brain. 💞

[ruelpsen]

longing so badly to the point of physically aching over the thought of making out with someone and having them belch in my mouth again and again as they kiss me

[mommyschubbygirl]

I want to cook my partner’s favorite food and have a nice time with them. because it’s their favorite, they eat a lot of it and have to make small pauses to fit more. they think I don’t notice the unbuttoning of their pants to be more comfortable.

Then it’s movie time and we move to the couch. that’s when they start rubbing their tummy lightly and exhaling from being so full. They know how that makes me feel and I take action by helping them with some belly massage. It’s kinda bloated and I jiggle it a bit to be playful. It’s supposed to be inoffensive but they burp deep and grunt in relief

That’s just the beginning of a very pleasurable time where I help them get all the gas out from burping and eventually letting some bubbly farts

[bunkerair]

Something I find really hot is when someone basically forces gas out of the other person, embarrassing them but making them feel good at the same time while simultaneously not seeming to care and not minding in the slightest.

The best scenario for this in my opinion is between two best friends, usually guys. They both go to the gym, try to work out together, have been best friends for years, know each other inside out. One of them gets awful gas whenever he gets nervous or has dairy, and he's also likely to fart more than normal naturally as well. But he's super embarrased about it, and fights up in order to not do it in front of his best friend, who doesn't ever let that happen. They'd be snuggling together watching a video, when he'd get the urge to absolutely rip one. Somehow his best friend instantly knows, and practically pushes it out of him, holding him close and massaging all the right spots. "Stop holding it, it's not good for your health."

"I saw you fidgeting, just let it out. Get it out of your system." Or he'd hear his stomach gurgling, barely holding the storm back while he sounds only mildly annoyed, yet still holding him as close as possible. "You gotta fart again bro? Really? Just let it rip." Warm hands grab on to his buddy's waist and pull him in even further, not letting him escape. "Yeah I know, I don't care that it smells, let it out, you're not going anywhere."

[gustyboondoggler]

i feel like we are missing out on accidental hotboxing. i want to be stuck with the gas. maybe we're in a car and someone ate something that disagreed with them, or theyre a nervous farter. either way, i want to be forced to inhale the stench. i dont want to have a choice

[gustyboondoggler]

#love this shit.#stuck behind in an air vent#trapped in a closet#sneaking in the bushes with them and having to muffle the sound with your nose to not get spotted.#cars windows wont work#you’re hiding behind their sofa planning a prank and now you’re too embarrassed to reveal yourself while theyve been ripping ass#jsharing a sleeping bag or tent#studying for a bi g test/group project together in a booked room at the library WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS HELLOOOOOO

[pervycumslut]

i used to be like wow i get really horny before my period. and then i was like actually i’m also horny on my period. but also i get horny when i’m ovulating. and then i realized that i’m just baseline horny all of the time

[filthym3talhead]

hate having gross kinks because making sure someone is less embarrassed from doing something gross comes at the cost of them finding ME gross instead :(( had a girl pull back from a kiss cuz she had to burp and i know i can’t just say “it’s okay, you can burp in my mouth” WITHOUT IT BEING WEIRD AHFHDDVVW </33333

[the-ratwizard]

Why are burps just so gosh darn attractiveeee

i think partially cause they're not lol. They’re bodily, and gross, and necessary, which also makes them kind of intimate. Burping is just so human

[justasslove]

Boyfriend who lets out wall-peeling farts in bed. Boyfriend who always eats a healthy portion of dinner, laying down, full and comfortable as him stomach works through the food. Boyfriend who shifts lightly to fart, loud and clear, letting out sighs or groans of pleasure after each relieving release of gas. Farts that raise the humidity and temperature of the whole room, ripped right in your bed, under the covers where they will linger. His satisfied smile after each burst of gas, because farting is one of the most pleasurable and natural things a man can do. He's enjoying himself and you're not going to ruin the mood with your bitching. So you smile sweetly at him, no matter how bad the stench assulting your nose gets. You have zero right to act out or complain, you're going to be a sweet and agreeable girlfriend as you always are. You're glad he's making himself comfortable.

[crowttore]

Letting their cock slide between your folds without pushing in, just resting it there and going "oh sweetheart it's gonna be tight but we'll make it fit yeah?"

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[transguyhounddog]

I feel like we really sleep on the best part of farting: the facial expressions.

When they pause whatever they're doing and you can tell by the way their breath hitches and their eyes narrow that something big's about to come. The scrunch of a nose while they force it out, followed by the almost orgasmic rolling back of the eyes that makes you know it felt good. That little satisfied smile when they're proud of themselves, or that shit-eating grin when you berate them for how disgusting it was. Or even the discomfort on their own face if they get a whiff of those fumes.

[gustyboondoggler]

oh my GOD i cannot stop thinking about underwater farts. bath farts, hot tub farts, swimming pool farts. i love the visual aspect up of it -- seeing the bubbles roll out of someone's swimsuit, or up between their legs. and then the SMELL. ugh. there's so many good scenarios in there.

having a super stressful day at work and coming home to treat yourself to a bath. you light all the candles, even pour in some bubble bath. but then the heat from the water causes your stomach to relax... you start letting out long nasty farts that bubble up all around you. quickly, the smell of soap is replaced by the awful stench that permeates the bathroom, the steam spreading it around, essentially creating your own hotbox...

working out in a public lane pool but something you ate wasn't agreeing with you. you try to hold in the gas because you're swimming laps -- if you fart, everyone can see; there's nowhere to sneak one out. but eventually you lose control and let one slip... right in the face of the person swimming behind you...

hot tub bubbles. do i really need to spell this one out

[gurglegutz]

Casual slobbiness. Someone that rips the sloppiest, nastiest, wettest, bubbliest, grossest farts imaginable as if it was nothing. No change in facial expression, they didn't force it out at all, just let it slip out on it's own. They don't bring any attention to it at all afterwards.

And if you ask them about it they'll say it was "just a fart, no big deal" while the air around them is nearly unbreathable from the stench.

And they do this constantly, no matter the setting they're in and with little regard for anyone around.