Great White North

[noahwyles]

when ur an Adult in Training™ and need to ask a Certified Adult™ a question BUT UR MOM ISNT ANSWERING THE PHOnE  

[escroto]

[scrotumcoat]

get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

[ruinedchildhood]

[amazoogle]

me on chopped: *makes a smoothie out of all the ingredients*

[amazoogle]

*stands around for the remaining 18 minutes*

[dank-purps]

[elianaxox]

ME.EVERY.SINGLE.DAY.

[f-centralperk]

[awwww-cute]

[lust4life80]

President Obama saves Mrs. Obama from having a wardrobe malfunction. A true gentleman.

[leffery]

that might be his explanation but we know what Brother Barack was doing

[jumex]

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

[22psyduck]

she loves holdin hands but she’s a little shy

[officialfrenchtoast]

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

[whatanicedayforrevolution]

[lunalovemegewd-deactivated20150]

There is no better post on this site.

[mellyxgee]

This has made me feel so much better

[musinvenusian]

@anie-duke any time i see dog stuff i reblog it for u

[merrymegaudreau]

@bergeron-37

[cosmicwizdom]

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

- unknown (via quotelounge)

  (via quotelounge)

[marieselena-deactivated20190830]

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

my brain is fired 

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

i mean fried

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit

[engineeringnow]

[all-the-other-humans]

Fucking physics

[ketchuprocket]

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.