let’s go steal a major drug bust…?

Gen. 34. The blorbo wants what it wants. msindyjones on AO3

[nikkiitalks]

[nessa007]

[jame7t]

I’ve been showing my hamster your blog and it seems to really like it, biting at the screen. I also have a hamster(the small animal kind) too and he seems to like your blog as well

the fuck is the first hamster then

[almondcroissantsandink]

Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[daemoninthemachine]

[leveragecentral]

Leverage: Redemption (2021-present) The Side Job (S03E10)

[mottesk]

SANE Dana my beloved

bsky

[king-k-ripple]

I had a dream last night where I made this meme. I laughed so hard in my dream that I woke up in the middle of the night.

[cog-edits]

ER S01E04 — Hit and Run

[jackabbot]

ER (1994-2009) 4.16 • My Brother's Keeper

[shakedownstreet73]

Who has seen Shot?

I need to talk to people about this movie.

Come on, people. We need a quorum to talk about this one.

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[da-pitt]

[whichcouldmeanothing]

What say you, Dr. Robby?

THE PITT Season 2 Episode 5 "11:00 AM"

[mrladdermachine]

it’s meep central at the pitt

[sometimes-petty]

Conversation carried out throughout the shift