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Dorklord - 32 - Any Pronouns

[ztudiolaire]

I see you in those meanboss patreon post comments you little freak 😋

Am I not allowed to windowshop as I slide a few dollars underneath the shop door while pressing my face against the glass like a dog?

[meanbossart]

AU where I never found Astarion and DU drow is damned to yearn for this game's other emotionally unavailable senior citizen.

[meanbossart]

*SLIDES THIS OVER* oh look, a strange crop of two men doing calisthenics. This has definitely nothing to do with the image in the previous post, either, and you should definitely not draw any conclusions about how they may be connected (because they aren't).

[meanbossart]

You guys are going to steal my funnyman job

[meanbossart]

Thank you for making DU Drow have a reasonably sized average pecker. I'm burnt out on giant cocks.

Do not mistake my lack of generosity for conscientiousness. He just so happens to carry all of his weight in the sack like an Apollo statue.

[meanbossart]

Hans, I don't think any of your skills with the ladies will be of much use to you here

The start of a little Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 comic I'm working about a man's hubris and sword-swallowing. The rest will continue on uncensored patreon!

[meanbossart]

Pshht, I have uploaded an extended version of this last page to my Bluesky 😏😏😏

[meanbossart]

He can't touch his heels to the floor because if he does his nuts drag on the pavement

[meanbossart]

Don't forget to thaw your vampire overnight if you plan on using him tomorrow.

[keldabe-kriff]

[lykomama]

If I could at all draw, I would draw Orryx ( @ztudiolaire ), DU Drow ( @meanbossart ) and Xarok in boobwindow shirts and then a pan to Astarion who looks like Xmas, his bday and thanksgiving all fell on the same day.

[ztudiolaire]

Jesus christ who ordered the Big Tit Battalion over here

[madlori]

Sending out the love to all my fellow donut-house-builders.

[catchymemes]

Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

[headspace-hotel]

African wild dogs are one of my favorite animals. Those huge round circle ears and tricolored coats. I love you African wild dogs

[bunjywunjy]

HEY. HEY. HOW DID YOU GET OUT??? HEY-

[timefortigers]

dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog?

[that1nkyone]

[yayee-prsp]

Ohhh

[yayee-prsp]

Whatever you say man

[twist000000]

Wendy Carlos in her New York City studio (1979), photograph by Leonard M. DeLessio

[nolsdoods]

[writewordsmakemagic]

Don't turn this upside down 👀

[ailithnight]

Genuinely impressive.

[shalizeh7]

Laudna from the new Critical Role campaign

[queentianas]

[upontheshelfreviews]

There’s a hidden level of brilliance in this moment:

Chef Boyardee is known today for his cheap out-of-the-can pasta, but in his native Italy he was a renowned expert chef. He was reduced to the face of microwaveable eateries after his death.

Sound like anyone else from this movie?

[ketchuprocket]

Chef Ettore Boiardi, known today as Chef Hector Boyardee, was a key player in keeping poverty struck families fed for a low price, before he ever came out with the canned pasta line. He would jar his sauce in milk bottles and provide bags of dry noodles for families in Cleveland, Ohio’s Little Italy sector. It was during the Depression, and pasta could be made in large portions at a low cost. This was the start of his venture. 

After years of success, he eventually opened his canning facility, opened his restaurant “Il Giardino d’Italia” in New York, and helped feed the Allies during the war. Everyone always glazes over this part of his life, especially the Cleveland part. He lived here. He DIED here. He’s BURIED HERE. My mother took care of him at the nursing home she worked for in her early 20′s when he was ailing and spoke of nothing but the kindness he and his family radiated when they were there. Chef Boiardi was an immigrant with a dream and was always there to help those in need, because he knew what it was like to be in that position. Never let that go.   

[jabberwockypie]

I had thought he was a fictionalized mascot, like Aunt Jemima or Betty Crocker, but this is really interesting.

“Proud of his Italian heritage, Boiardi sold his products under the brand name Chef Boy-Ar-Dee so that his American customers could pronounce his name properly.“

And if you have a name that isn’t “standard” in America, that is a Mood.

[relevant-catnik]

One of Boiardi’s original restaurants in Cleveland.

[gilsart]

Had this one in the drafts for a while. Young Geralt and Eskel :3