You Can Take the Girl Out of the South...

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[faggottt]

[nevver]

Breathing underwater

[seinfeldworld]

[isaac]

do you know who’s cute? read the last word me

[rumineely]

[untrustyou]

[fnhfal-deactivated20180216]

[block]

[theelvenkingsunderthesky]

“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”

So is: 

wearing two different fabrics

eating pigs and rabbits 

wearing torn clothes

having short hair

having tattoos

having more than one type of plant in your garden

going to church in the first  2 months after you’ve given birth

masturbating

wearing jewlery

remarrying 

women saying anything in church, ever

eating lobsters

divorcing

eating fat

touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period

cross breeding

people with flat noses becoming priests (?)

cheating

saying God’s name

gossiping

going to church if your balls are injured in any way

wizards (?)

so we’re all going to hell anyways. 

[stoneyshorty]

!!!

[bluegirlminded]

Whitsand Bay, Cornwall My favourite place in the world 🌊

[ghostlys]

[jeebles-deactivated20190122]

[bluegirlminded]

Boy: *has a Dora the explorer bag*

Man: he can't have that. It's for girls.

Woman: it features a girl dad. That doesn't make it for girls. You know. Like strip clubs.

Man: preach it sister.

[caffeinegalore]

[merrinator]

Things I will forever be upset about:

1. I don’t know what my Patronus is 2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me

[khal-blaine]

3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised

[catsandcorvids]

4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be

[lockedinazkaban-deactivated2015]

5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in

[scientistpuppy]

6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.

[alexcetera]

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[anna-on-earth]

nature, artsy, body positive