An odd fellow but he steams a good ham

Jay. 30 something. Zune Apologist. Bi culture is liking both sports and musical theatre.

[drunkenkeith]

I'm sick of feeling like a failure all the time

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[auckie]

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

[wagamaggot]

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

[wagamaggot]

oh like clothes

[auckie]

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

[unstrungbones]

there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”

[kryptoncat]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

classmate made a harry potter reference within earshot and i saw this menu appear in front of me

[oh-womaniya]

...what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrement....

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

you mean class? what was i doing at class?

[were--ralph]

google is recommending me breast pumps bc i spent the morning looking at pregnant women's belies so i can draw it properly

[were--ralph]

they dont know i already have one

[were--ralph]

feels good

[were--ralph]

Don't ask weird questions and you won't get weird answers

[were--ralph]

people asking the mpreg male lactation furry with a nipple fetish why he has a breast pump is like asking jesus christ why he came back to life

[were--ralph]

imagine if werewolf knots were square

[were--ralph]

Blocked. Have a rancid day.

[were--ralph]

[reliand]

[ispunkcomingback]

No

[ispunkcomingback]

I just remembered I hoarded this url years ago and have some updates on the matter

[drunkenkeith]

I love this commission so much I'm gonna be furry on main about it

Don't act too surprised, this is the logical conclusion of being queer and autistic and spending 15+ years on this website. Anyway this is Leif and the art is from wafflethekodiak.bsky.social

[drunkenkeith]

Feeling disillusioned by [vaguely gestures at everything] and slight h wordy

Might go full time furry online

[axegrinderleif]

Heh

[drunkenkeith]

I love this commission so much I'm gonna be furry on main about it

Don't act too surprised, this is the logical conclusion of being queer and autistic and spending 15+ years on this website. Anyway this is Leif and the art is from wafflethekodiak.bsky.social

[drunkenkeith]

Feeling disillusioned by [vaguely gestures at everything] and slight h wordy

Might go full time furry online

[aromanticduck]

Giving sheep testosterone shouldn't be done impulsively. You have to consider the ramifications.

[skygenders]

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

[geminisee]

>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)

>one dies of covid

>the other dies of gun violence

it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché

[drunkenkeith]

someone get me a pepe drinking coffee

[drunkenkeith]

I’ll see you all in 5-7 business days

[drunkenkeith]

did you think I was joking

[drunkenkeith]

This is it. This is my legacy to the internet.

[drunkenkeith]

I can't believe it's been a decade since the best thing I ever posted on the internet and in that time the subject matter was ruined in ways I could not possibly begin to explain to a person in 2015

[cuil-meleth]

"Timeless" Toni Storm at the AEW ALL IN TEXAS Post Show Media Scrum

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Source

[drunkenkeith]

I love this commission so much I'm gonna be furry on main about it

Don't act too surprised, this is the logical conclusion of being queer and autistic and spending 15+ years on this website. Anyway this is Leif and the art is from wafflethekodiak.bsky.social

[ooppo]

Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega

[ooppo]