[herhmione]

god my absolute favorite feeling is devouring a book, when you get so into the pages and the words that you have to stop your eyes from skipping lines and force yourself to read every word, when you’re so impatient for what happens next that you can’t sit still while reading, when you have to re read whole pages because you were too busy predicting and anticipating that you missed the actual events, when you read a part that’s too good for words and you have to close the book and scream into your pillow, that’s what reading a truly great book is about and the feeling is even better when you haven’t found a book like that in a long time and then you stumble across one and something inside of you awakens

[m3mesexpresss]

This is mad cute 😂

edit: found the site for y’all Under Lucky Stars

[xagentpx]

Wife her

[pinkclearglasses]

Come home with me

[onscreenkisses]

Joe Keery and Charlie Heaton, Instyle Golden Globe After Party (2017)

[laizy-boy04-deactivated20220501]

Favorite SU Fusion!

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[beeworm]

There is explicit nonbinary representation on my math homework

[beeworm]

rb if you support them

[snivy]

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

[sandfordsmostwanted]

[tredlocity]

Emmy Cicierega’s Ariel vs Neil Cicierega’s Ariel

[charlesoberonn]

These two creators were siblings the whole time and none of you thought to tell me?

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Music is just wiggling air

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

don’t do this. don’t do this to me today.

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

peter: i hate it when people say that i can “do whatever a spider can”

tony: well, can’t you?

peter: i can think of many things a spider can do that i can’t. i can’t crawl into someone’s ear and die, i can’t legally leave guatemala without a passport, i can’t have sex with a spider —

steve: can we change the subject

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

loki: let him finish talking

[amultitudeofsins]

My head hurts from laughing at this so hard

[gh0stcity]

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

[gh0stcity]

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

[jennitheodd]

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

[razorlightt-deactivated20161221]

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

[whiskey-and-a-wry-smile-blog]

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

[minero-tan]

Bee confident

[88thparallel]

This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.

[butterfly-bandaid]

Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it

[snapbacksteven]

she really did this

[timideaus]

Bismuth/Your Mother and Mine

[bismuth]

garnet’s future vision is frequently explained using bodies of water. both times she’s had a heavy moment of development based around her future vision, it was raining, possibly to show how overwhelming the power could be.