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get in bitch
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me, 8 years old, up past my bed time: >:)
Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!
I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!
I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!
You are so beautiful and i love you!!!
I needed this.
Everyone needs this.
me @ everyone who is having a bad time rn
You all matter and are valid!
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Vapari please cut
Can we hear the pepper spray story?
it’s hard to frame this without sounding any more insane but uhhhh
brad calls me up to shoot something, and i oblige. so he pulls up and i find out that we’re recording a homemade episode of diners, drive-ins and dives where he’s dressed up as guy fieri and he tells me we’re going on a two hour road trip to someone’s house, and that person has no idea that we’re on the way there. so
we drive two hours and call this person three times from the parking lot of their apartment building and tell them to go to the door, where they’re of course astonished to find us there without any notice.
he’s doing a guy fieri impression the whole time as we barge into this person’s living room and brad starts demanding that we get the house special, and the person who just let us into their home immediately does the polite thing and gets out their baking supplies and starts making us some poutine from scratch. like. every ingredient they make from scratch. and brad keeps dumping this bottle of what he’s calling “guy” sauce over everything.
so we finally get to the finished product, which smells abhorrent, and brad dumps the remaining bit of sauce onto everyone’s food, including me. he demands we all start eating and the moment it touched our lips, it was the singularly most painful bite of any food i’ve ever tasted. just blindingly spicy. so in a fit of rage, the houseowner grabs brad by the neck and asks him “what’s in the fucking guy sauce” while his face leaks every fluid that it has. keep in mind brad ate a bunch of this stuff, about as much as he could physically bring himself to eat, so he’s just barely able to squeak out “pepper spray” before everyone loses their minds.
meanwhile, me and three other people are just silently suffering, having had only one bite of this shit before our gag reflex kicked in.
took me about a day to feel normal again.
[excitedly vibrates]
She got that sleepy bitch disease babey!!!
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Reblogging for the neck pain ones… whoa Nelly, do I ever get the most killer neck pains.
if youre hypermobile or have eds be careful with some of these
Recently my hearts been all stirred up.
Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.
they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america
My heart…
Hello ye s I am I l o v e
This is a great example of voluntary engagement for petting - something we’ve talked about a lot with dogs and cats, but can apply to any pet species! If you’re not sure if your animal wants to be touched, or how, do exactly what this person did. When the animal moves away, keep your handout, and wait for them to re-engage; pretty much every time they’ll stick the bit they want skritched into your fingers, or move away to let you know it’s not touching time.
I love them!
Unmute !
her: ooouu yes daddy choke me, be rough with me Me: aight bet!
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