Blue's Black Book

Money. Power. Respect

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While Remy and Nicki fighting for crumbs, I'm over eat'n. "Boom Shakalaka, Boom Shakalala. Everything is faka!"

[jayoncecarter]

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Mama is over this game, over this pregnancy, and over this huge bag she brought to sneak in Popeye’s. 

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Mama wanted to make sure the phrase "no subsitutions" on the menu applied to the less fortunate at the table and not her.

[kuwkimye]

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Mama and auntie with a fan.  Her name escapes me at the moment.

[beyhq]

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When we canceled the Coachella gig but still cashed the check.

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The moment mama told me in a public setting she was having twins because she didn’t want me to make a scene. Let me tell you something. Not only was it a scene, it was an entire movie. 

[beyhq]

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Can you imagine how awkward this picture would’ve been with five people? 

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Matthew told me this is why LaTavia had to go..

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Daddy is launching his own venture capital fund. If you don’t know what venture capital funds are I’m not the person to ask because I don’t how to explain rich people activities without sounding condescending. Do your Googles.

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Sometimes I want to be just like everyone else. For once I’d like to feel the freedom of going places without the paparazzi in my face or maybe just once, play with kids that don’t have a net worth. Then I go to New Orleans and see people fighting over plastic beads and I’m immediately disgusted with basic living. 

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I was really excited to get some swag from the NBA All Star Game. However, I discovered later that the mascot had slipped his demo into the bag asking me to sign him.

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I sit at the head of the table. And much to Julez’ dismay, it’s not up for discussion or negotiation.  He wants to sit at the head of the table and I’d like for him to pick up the check every once and awhile. Looks like we both aren’t getting what we want today.

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Thank you BET for the recognition. I will also humbly accept the Lifetime Achievement award at this year's BET Awards. https://tinyurl.com/jcxn7ag

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Told ya'll Michelle was in attendance. There is no Destiny's Child without her. The background vocals are arranged in a 2 part harmony.

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We had a Grammy after party and a birthday party for Kelly Rowland on Sunday. Everyone keeps asking, “Where’s Michelle? Where’s Michelle?”. She was there. Who do you think is taking all the pictures? She was also great at watching everyone’s coats and purses. 

[aintnojigga]

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Running the Grammy rehearsals. The dancers think once they make it to Grammy rehearsals they’re done auditioning. WRONG! They’re always auditioning. I actually made cuts at sound check. 

[fuckyeahonerepublic]

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This bit fell flat. Flatter than a note sung by Keyshia Cole.  

No one knew the song and if I’m being honest I only see about 2 vocalists in this group. It wasn’t hard to steal this moment. I’m a fraction of these people's age, 1000 times more talented and 50 trillion times more famous. Like stealing candy from a baby.