[omegaverse]

republican bitches really be having babies with their military husbands at age 18, moving to the middle of fuck empty USA and being like "this... Is living ❤️"

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[aaeoluss]

What if instead of editing – and hear me out on this one – I lay facedown on the floor and do nothing

[aaeoluss]

I want to be like one of those authors from the 1900s who would get high on cocaine then write a book that barely made any fucking sense and just publish the first draft. Why did we stop doing that

[fakehistory]

Egyptian farmers in 3100 BC after figuring out how to divert water from the nile river to water their crops

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[sunwukxng]

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

[powerfulwizard]

if a guy murdered someone you loved, like your spouse, or your child, or your sister, your closest friend, so that they can afford to get a stupid degree, that would be a horrific thing right? that person would be gone forever. they would no longer exist. their one chance at human existence has been cut short, so that some douche in camo can get get turned down by starbucks with his crappy degree. being in the military is evil. it doesn’t matter if you’re trying to uplift your economic standing. it is evil. not to give you some child-level moral lessons, but murder is bad.

[coyotesmokebreak]

I love the comments on this of “well not everyone sees action”

everyone in the military is contributing to a global murder machine whether or not their hand is the one that pulls the trigger.

[husband]

[tsunade]

saying u have good taste in anime is an oxymoron actually. i have it though

[ramengakure]

when u start the chimera ant arc and have no idea how g*ddamn long it is

[rosewater1997]

me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything

[driflloon]

*bat signals my friends to ask if they want to get coffee with me*

[champagnepadre]

me: I’m YELLIN me really:

[nilesfreeman]

Marvel: refuses to acknowledge Valkyrie’s bisexuality

Tessa Thompson at press tours and interviews:

[cant-thinkofanythingclever]

being called baby by a pretty girl is just good for u

[afunhousemirror-deactivated2020]

Me

[nymphomanik]

illumi: i love my family - killua,,, *looks at smudged writing on hand* silver, kinky, milky, zero, kabuto

[marshmalllow]

Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace