All Will Be As Gods

24 | He/Him | Het I just blog about stuff I like.

[rongzhi]

Buying a car

English added by me :)

[artfullheart]

[caecilius-est-pater]

[fizzily]

American au

[mariakono]

[mariakono]

[vympr]

[datcravat]

[reverberereration]

“Makima would call you slurs” absolutely brainless take. Makima would tell you she’s got your back and to let her know if anyone’s giving you trouble, then quietly out you to your most homophobic coworkers. She’d make a vicious public example of them right before they crossed a socially acceptable line, filling you with relief but further isolating you. When the whisper campaign forced you out she’d hug you a little too hard at your going-away party and murmur that she wishes you the best. Six months later when your savings are running dry she’d show up at your doorstep and explain that she was just in the area and thought she’d invite her old work buddy out for a drink. She’d be wearing the same white dress shirt even though it’s pouring rain and you’d go along even though your girlfriend is due back in less than an hour. At the izakaya she’d tell you she heard about a new job opportunity that she thinks would be a great fit, as long as you don’t have any other commitments right now. You’d ignore your girlfriend’s texts to listen to her. It’s in a new town. You’d have to move. She needs an answer before the end of the night.

[neomedievalistbr]

girls when theyre named Nero:

boys when theyre named Nero:

[feralratbitesu]

soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean

i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing

[evilscientist3]

[grandmaskisses]

why do you need to smoke weed before we tie the damsel to the traintracks is there something wrong with you

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[crabrangoonluvr]

alright so during into the spider-verse's introduction to peter b. parker, we see his wedding, and he stomps on the wine glass right? this is a jewish wedding tradition, which makes this version of peter parker jewish (further confirmed in interviews -- however, i believe this is enough by itself). it's a nice nod to the jewish roots of the character.

we get to see a bunch of peter parkers throughout the spider-verse films, and none of them have any explicit religious associations like peter b. parker. except for one!

here we have gwen stacy's peter parker and aunt may, from earth-65, saying grace over a meal. from my understanding, this is generally a christian practice -- in judaism, we prefer to say short prayers before eating, and save the long, in-depth ones for afterwards. so to me, this was a clear example of the character being coded as christian. i was a little disappointed that they didn't make peter parker jewish here too, but since across the spider-verse discusses variants and the differences between instances of the same person between different universes, i interpreted this as a continued commentary on peter parker's ethnicity -- although he was initially jewish-coded and one of his two creators, stan lee, is jewish, this is often erased, especially in more modern interpretations of the character.

and then i remembered that this peter parker also literally turns into the lizard.

and y'know what? good call on that one guys.

[curiooftheheart]

[guiltygearofficial]

Compilation

[metalbatteryzone]

Byeah Toad

[jermaobsession]

Tennis.

Byeah

Kart racing.

Byeah

Soccer.

Byeah

Baseball.

Byeah

Gigantic board games.

Byeah

Okay, well that's it, that's uhhh the meeting of the byeahs has commenced, see y'all next month.

[wingsfromwhere]

Jettison is like one of the top 10 words in the english language, get that fucking thing out of here at a notable velocity

[tabloidsores]

Why do they word it like it's a military operation or like peace talks

[internetwesley]

What human rights violations did they commit this time

[catgirlforeskin]

Most recent Blizzard Moment was holding a fake Q&A for Diablo IV where all the live questions that got answered from chat were softballs from sock puppet accounts and all the actual questions got ignored, but I’m sure at least 4 more controversies will have surfaced by the time you’re reading this

[queerpeers]

part of being an ally to trans men is not being a dick to cis men for their appearance btw

[queerpeers]

the short trans men hear you. the trans men with bottom growth—or who are post-phalloplasty—hear your bad jokes about small dicks. the trans men undergoing hrt who are losing their hair hear you talk shit about bald spots.

[queerpeers]

also, hot take, you should care about not hurting random cis men in addition to not hurting trans men. like just because some guy is being an asshole online doesn’t mean the thousands of young boys reading your comments about someone with their same acne deserved it. i don’t care what your reason is, even if you think someone is bad enough to warrant being bullied, who gave you permission to hurt the innocent bystander?

[queerpeers]

hey y’all should spread this version bc some people need to hear this context

[inksplit]