I Hate The Future That I'm In

M-Bi/32 I like the games, the heavy metal music and the occasional anime. I sometimes make music and videos. - twitch.tv/metal_socks - metalsocks.bsky.social - metalsocks.bandcamp.com

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archived on 2009-04-28 08:36:01

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2023: cannot wait for elden ring to have the swamp in the new expansion pass, swamp king's resent.

2003:

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with marcille’s necromancy and noelle’s ice magic, they could finally create tumblr’s greatest nemesis: the strong as fuck ice mummy

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portal show catch up post number seventy-four: Second Life was introduced around this time and they're too deep in the plot to talk anything about it, so they just recreated the Seinfeld set and Micheal Jackson is there. what a time of it's time. they parodied date night. the show turned into a Family Guy clone and every cutaway joke is in Everquest.

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this would do numbers in today's age of machimina, but instead of the blair witch project and micheal jackson is there, it's just HL2VRAI

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portal show catch up post number seventy-four: Second Life was introduced around this time and they're too deep in the plot to talk anything about it, so they just recreated the Seinfeld set and Micheal Jackson is there. what a time of it's time. they parodied date night. the show turned into a Family Guy clone and every cutaway joke is in Everquest.

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はいはいはーい / コウサク さんのイラスト - ニコニコ静画 (イラスト)

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The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that

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"gta vi is going to have elon musk and make fun of him so he's going to get so owned" we wish it was it like the Simpsons episode where Homer finds out a show about a rough edge detective shares his full name and the show makes him an idiot to make him look lame. nah i'm still gonna be hearing about how many rockets he's gonna blow up. at least Homer went to fucking space. 80 dollars is not ownage money.

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see the only time I played GTA Online was trying to do a mission and we failed so we all had to drive back and watch the same cut scene that seemed like it was in the middle of a story beat. I went back driving around robbing stores while a TMNT nes metal cover blared in my motorcycle. I found out Saints Row 2 does that and I don't need to log in to play it. any ways sorry about that. or happy for it, i don't know what anything is anymore.

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I do remember the mission where you plant an explosive on the new phone in GTA V and it was pretty much the most unfunniest set of jokes that only ended in a head explosion that would only happen in GTA V. Which I think it was more of the point to play a scene in a movie than do anything interesting and I guess that how I started looking at AAA games as "70 dollar dark rides" than an actual game. The Last Of Us 2 for all it is is the same level as the universal men in black ride where you shoot at aliens and then stops you for a moment to watch a flash back of the 30 foot octopus you blew up, which lived the life of a post man. Unserious industry.

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"gta vi is going to have elon musk and make fun of him so he's going to get so owned" we wish it was it like the Simpsons episode where Homer finds out a show about a rough edge detective shares his full name and the show makes him an idiot to make him look lame. nah i'm still gonna be hearing about how many rockets he's gonna blow up. at least Homer went to fucking space. 80 dollars is not ownage money.

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VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER