why did i make this

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[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He wakes up, but seemingly decides to not move.*

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

Can we spy on the nightmare?

*…You know what? Sure.*

*He is lying on the forest floor, watching as something seems to be falling towards him. It looks massive, large enough to kill anyone within a few miles. And he is directly under it.*

*They cannot move. Their entire body is in pain, and they cannot move.*

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*Will this bitch wake the fuck up.*

mhh…

*Look at him! He's very obviously having a nightmare!*

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*Goddamn this fucker is eepy.*

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*Why the fuck is he still asleep.*

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*Goddamn this fucker is eepy.*

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*They open their eyes for a few seconds.*

…i think i just spoke to god

*He immediately falls back asleep.*

[let-him-rest]

WHAT the FUCK

*Blue looks down, thousands of eyes all blinking.*

there’s slop….

*Malachi looks back at @fuckbluspecifically it appears to be in too much pain from the acetone to speak.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It sits down, ushering for Blu to join it.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhh.

*They sit down next to it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wags its tails and puts all four of its hands on the floor, one propped up to catch the train if Blu rolled it on the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…

*Ey very gently rolls the train towards it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a high pitched noise of amusement and rolls it back. It’s tails are thumping against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He smiles slightly as he rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It rolls the train back to Blu. It’s thoroughly entertained by this.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i would be a great babysitter……

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods. If it means they can do this more often, it agrees.

It rolls the train back, this time with the arms that are further back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

you having fun?

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods very excitedly. It lets out a loud warble and rolls the train back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He laughs and rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It’s still purring loudly. It’s humming some kind of tune. It shoves the train back a little more forcefully than it intended.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

… >:3

*He rolls the train back with a decent amount of force.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a loud noise of enjoyment, presumably, and rolls it back with equal force.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He rolls it back again, slightly gentler than before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It does its best to roll it back with equal force before letting out some kind of noise that sounds like a yawn.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…you tired?

*They were going to roll it as hard as they could, but they decide not to, and just roll it like they had been before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods but still rolls it back, matching Blu’s force once more.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uh… do you wanna stop playing for now? go to sleep?

*Ey doesn't roll it back, at least for now.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wants to keep playing… but it’s so tired…….. it just shrugs.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…why dont we go home? we can play later

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods and picks Blu and the choo choo up. It can’t hear Malachi protest, so it assumes it’s alright with them. It begins running home, it’s footsteps shaking the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

oh- o.k then.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It gets home and drops Blu on the front porch. It quickly sees a problem- it won’t fit through the door.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

………oh fuck

[fuckbluspecifically]

It growls and tries to force its way into the house, but ends up just shaking the door a lot. It whines in frustration.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i. i dont think thats gonna work out for you.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It tries again and fails before nodding, turning to look at Blu. If it weren’t so monstrous, it would almost look pathetic with its little choo choo in its hands.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhhh. hm.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It just settles for the front porch, laying down and splattering the inky fluid all over the place. It holds the choo choo close.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…oh my god this is gonna be hell to clean up… if i ever clean it up…

you alright?

[fuckbluspecifically]

It pouts a bit at not being able to be let inside but nods. It thumps the darker tail against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhhhh…

[fuckbluspecifically]

It looks a little uncomfortable on the bare fucking floor, Blu. Maybe get it some blankets?

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

ill go… grab some pillows. and blankets.

*And off ey goes!*

[fuckbluspecifically]

While they’re gone, it just kinda… falls asleep. On the floor. How is it not uncomfortable

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He returns barely even a minute later, a couple blankets and two pillows in hand.*

alright, uh- oh.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It groggily wakes up, yawns, and reaches for the pillo-

Oh. No, it’s making Blu lay down too.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

oh- o.k i guess.

*Goddamn this bitch is a pushover.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It purrs and curls against them, getting goop all over them. It falls back asleep quickly.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

welp guess im sleeping outside.

[let-him-rest]

WHAT the FUCK

*Blue looks down, thousands of eyes all blinking.*

there’s slop….

*Malachi looks back at @fuckbluspecifically it appears to be in too much pain from the acetone to speak.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It sits down, ushering for Blu to join it.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhh.

*They sit down next to it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wags its tails and puts all four of its hands on the floor, one propped up to catch the train if Blu rolled it on the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…

*Ey very gently rolls the train towards it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a high pitched noise of amusement and rolls it back. It’s tails are thumping against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He smiles slightly as he rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It rolls the train back to Blu. It’s thoroughly entertained by this.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i would be a great babysitter……

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods. If it means they can do this more often, it agrees.

It rolls the train back, this time with the arms that are further back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

you having fun?

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods very excitedly. It lets out a loud warble and rolls the train back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He laughs and rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It’s still purring loudly. It’s humming some kind of tune. It shoves the train back a little more forcefully than it intended.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

… >:3

*He rolls the train back with a decent amount of force.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a loud noise of enjoyment, presumably, and rolls it back with equal force.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He rolls it back again, slightly gentler than before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It does its best to roll it back with equal force before letting out some kind of noise that sounds like a yawn.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…you tired?

*They were going to roll it as hard as they could, but they decide not to, and just roll it like they had been before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods but still rolls it back, matching Blu’s force once more.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uh… do you wanna stop playing for now? go to sleep?

*Ey doesn't roll it back, at least for now.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wants to keep playing… but it’s so tired…….. it just shrugs.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…why dont we go home? we can play later

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods and picks Blu and the choo choo up. It can’t hear Malachi protest, so it assumes it’s alright with them. It begins running home, it’s footsteps shaking the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

oh- o.k then.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It gets home and drops Blu on the front porch. It quickly sees a problem- it won’t fit through the door.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

………oh fuck

[fuckbluspecifically]

It growls and tries to force its way into the house, but ends up just shaking the door a lot. It whines in frustration.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i. i dont think thats gonna work out for you.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It tries again and fails before nodding, turning to look at Blu. If it weren’t so monstrous, it would almost look pathetic with its little choo choo in its hands.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhhh. hm.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It just settles for the front porch, laying down and splattering the inky fluid all over the place. It holds the choo choo close.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…oh my god this is gonna be hell to clean up… if i ever clean it up…

you alright?

[fuckbluspecifically]

It pouts a bit at not being able to be let inside but nods. It thumps the darker tail against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhhhh…

[fuckbluspecifically]

It looks a little uncomfortable on the bare fucking floor, Blu. Maybe get it some blankets?

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

ill go… grab some pillows. and blankets.

*And off ey goes!*

[fuckbluspecifically]

While they’re gone, it just kinda… falls asleep. On the floor. How is it not uncomfortable

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He returns barely even a minute later, a couple blankets and two pillows in hand.*

alright, uh- oh.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It groggily wakes up, yawns, and reaches for the pillo-

Oh. No, it’s making Blu lay down too.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

oh- o.k i guess.

*Goddamn this bitch is a pushover.*

[let-him-rest]

WHAT the FUCK

*Blue looks down, thousands of eyes all blinking.*

there’s slop….

*Malachi looks back at @fuckbluspecifically it appears to be in too much pain from the acetone to speak.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It sits down, ushering for Blu to join it.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhh.

*They sit down next to it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wags its tails and puts all four of its hands on the floor, one propped up to catch the train if Blu rolled it on the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…

*Ey very gently rolls the train towards it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a high pitched noise of amusement and rolls it back. It’s tails are thumping against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He smiles slightly as he rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It rolls the train back to Blu. It’s thoroughly entertained by this.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i would be a great babysitter……

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods. If it means they can do this more often, it agrees.

It rolls the train back, this time with the arms that are further back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

you having fun?

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods very excitedly. It lets out a loud warble and rolls the train back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He laughs and rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It’s still purring loudly. It’s humming some kind of tune. It shoves the train back a little more forcefully than it intended.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

… >:3

*He rolls the train back with a decent amount of force.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a loud noise of enjoyment, presumably, and rolls it back with equal force.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He rolls it back again, slightly gentler than before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It does its best to roll it back with equal force before letting out some kind of noise that sounds like a yawn.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…you tired?

*They were going to roll it as hard as they could, but they decide not to, and just roll it like they had been before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods but still rolls it back, matching Blu’s force once more.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uh… do you wanna stop playing for now? go to sleep?

*Ey doesn't roll it back, at least for now.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wants to keep playing… but it’s so tired…….. it just shrugs.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…why dont we go home? we can play later

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods and picks Blu and the choo choo up. It can’t hear Malachi protest, so it assumes it’s alright with them. It begins running home, it’s footsteps shaking the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

oh- o.k then.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It gets home and drops Blu on the front porch. It quickly sees a problem- it won’t fit through the door.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

………oh fuck

[fuckbluspecifically]

It growls and tries to force its way into the house, but ends up just shaking the door a lot. It whines in frustration.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i. i dont think thats gonna work out for you.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It tries again and fails before nodding, turning to look at Blu. If it weren’t so monstrous, it would almost look pathetic with its little choo choo in its hands.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhhh. hm.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It just settles for the front porch, laying down and splattering the inky fluid all over the place. It holds the choo choo close.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…oh my god this is gonna be hell to clean up… if i ever clean it up…

you alright?

[fuckbluspecifically]

It pouts a bit at not being able to be let inside but nods. It thumps the darker tail against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhhhh…

[fuckbluspecifically]

It looks a little uncomfortable on the bare fucking floor, Blu. Maybe get it some blankets?

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

ill go… grab some pillows. and blankets.

*And off ey goes!*

[fuckbluspecifically]

While they’re gone, it just kinda… falls asleep. On the floor. How is it not uncomfortable

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He returns barely even a minute later, a couple blankets and two pillows in hand.*

alright, uh- oh.

[let-him-rest]

WHAT the FUCK

*Blue looks down, thousands of eyes all blinking.*

there’s slop….

*Malachi looks back at @fuckbluspecifically it appears to be in too much pain from the acetone to speak.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It sits down, ushering for Blu to join it.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhh.

*They sit down next to it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wags its tails and puts all four of its hands on the floor, one propped up to catch the train if Blu rolled it on the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…

*Ey very gently rolls the train towards it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a high pitched noise of amusement and rolls it back. It’s tails are thumping against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He smiles slightly as he rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It rolls the train back to Blu. It’s thoroughly entertained by this.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i would be a great babysitter……

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods. If it means they can do this more often, it agrees.

It rolls the train back, this time with the arms that are further back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

you having fun?

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods very excitedly. It lets out a loud warble and rolls the train back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He laughs and rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It’s still purring loudly. It’s humming some kind of tune. It shoves the train back a little more forcefully than it intended.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

… >:3

*He rolls the train back with a decent amount of force.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a loud noise of enjoyment, presumably, and rolls it back with equal force.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He rolls it back again, slightly gentler than before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It does its best to roll it back with equal force before letting out some kind of noise that sounds like a yawn.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…you tired?

*They were going to roll it as hard as they could, but they decide not to, and just roll it like they had been before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods but still rolls it back, matching Blu’s force once more.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uh… do you wanna stop playing for now? go to sleep?

*Ey doesn't roll it back, at least for now.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wants to keep playing… but it’s so tired…….. it just shrugs.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…why dont we go home? we can play later

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods and picks Blu and the choo choo up. It can’t hear Malachi protest, so it assumes it’s alright with them. It begins running home, it’s footsteps shaking the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

oh- o.k then.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It gets home and drops Blu on the front porch. It quickly sees a problem- it won’t fit through the door.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

………oh fuck

[fuckbluspecifically]

It growls and tries to force its way into the house, but ends up just shaking the door a lot. It whines in frustration.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i. i dont think thats gonna work out for you.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It tries again and fails before nodding, turning to look at Blu. If it weren’t so monstrous, it would almost look pathetic with its little choo choo in its hands.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhhh. hm.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It just settles for the front porch, laying down and splattering the inky fluid all over the place. It holds the choo choo close.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…oh my god this is gonna be hell to clean up… if i ever clean it up…

you alright?

[fuckbluspecifically]

It pouts a bit at not being able to be let inside but nods. It thumps the darker tail against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhhhh…

[fuckbluspecifically]

It looks a little uncomfortable on the bare fucking floor, Blu. Maybe get it some blankets?

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

ill go… grab some pillows. and blankets.

*And off ey goes!*

[let-him-rest]

WHAT the FUCK

*Blue looks down, thousands of eyes all blinking.*

there’s slop….

*Malachi looks back at @fuckbluspecifically it appears to be in too much pain from the acetone to speak.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It sits down, ushering for Blu to join it.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhh.

*They sit down next to it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wags its tails and puts all four of its hands on the floor, one propped up to catch the train if Blu rolled it on the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…

*Ey very gently rolls the train towards it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a high pitched noise of amusement and rolls it back. It’s tails are thumping against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He smiles slightly as he rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It rolls the train back to Blu. It’s thoroughly entertained by this.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i would be a great babysitter……

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods. If it means they can do this more often, it agrees.

It rolls the train back, this time with the arms that are further back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

you having fun?

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods very excitedly. It lets out a loud warble and rolls the train back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He laughs and rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It’s still purring loudly. It’s humming some kind of tune. It shoves the train back a little more forcefully than it intended.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

… >:3

*He rolls the train back with a decent amount of force.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a loud noise of enjoyment, presumably, and rolls it back with equal force.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He rolls it back again, slightly gentler than before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It does its best to roll it back with equal force before letting out some kind of noise that sounds like a yawn.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…you tired?

*They were going to roll it as hard as they could, but they decide not to, and just roll it like they had been before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods but still rolls it back, matching Blu’s force once more.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uh… do you wanna stop playing for now? go to sleep?

*Ey doesn't roll it back, at least for now.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wants to keep playing… but it’s so tired…….. it just shrugs.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…why dont we go home? we can play later

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods and picks Blu and the choo choo up. It can’t hear Malachi protest, so it assumes it’s alright with them. It begins running home, it’s footsteps shaking the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

oh- o.k then.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It gets home and drops Blu on the front porch. It quickly sees a problem- it won’t fit through the door.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

………oh fuck

[fuckbluspecifically]

It growls and tries to force its way into the house, but ends up just shaking the door a lot. It whines in frustration.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i. i dont think thats gonna work out for you.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It tries again and fails before nodding, turning to look at Blu. If it weren’t so monstrous, it would almost look pathetic with its little choo choo in its hands.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhhh. hm.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It just settles for the front porch, laying down and splattering the inky fluid all over the place. It holds the choo choo close.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…oh my god this is gonna be hell to clean up… if i ever clean it up…

you alright?

[fuckbluspecifically]

It pouts a bit at not being able to be let inside but nods. It thumps the darker tail against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhhhh…

[let-him-rest]

WHAT the FUCK

*Blue looks down, thousands of eyes all blinking.*

there’s slop….

*Malachi looks back at @fuckbluspecifically it appears to be in too much pain from the acetone to speak.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It sits down, ushering for Blu to join it.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhh.

*They sit down next to it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wags its tails and puts all four of its hands on the floor, one propped up to catch the train if Blu rolled it on the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…

*Ey very gently rolls the train towards it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a high pitched noise of amusement and rolls it back. It’s tails are thumping against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He smiles slightly as he rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It rolls the train back to Blu. It’s thoroughly entertained by this.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i would be a great babysitter……

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods. If it means they can do this more often, it agrees.

It rolls the train back, this time with the arms that are further back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

you having fun?

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods very excitedly. It lets out a loud warble and rolls the train back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He laughs and rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It’s still purring loudly. It’s humming some kind of tune. It shoves the train back a little more forcefully than it intended.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

… >:3

*He rolls the train back with a decent amount of force.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a loud noise of enjoyment, presumably, and rolls it back with equal force.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He rolls it back again, slightly gentler than before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It does its best to roll it back with equal force before letting out some kind of noise that sounds like a yawn.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…you tired?

*They were going to roll it as hard as they could, but they decide not to, and just roll it like they had been before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods but still rolls it back, matching Blu’s force once more.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uh… do you wanna stop playing for now? go to sleep?

*Ey doesn't roll it back, at least for now.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wants to keep playing… but it’s so tired…….. it just shrugs.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…why dont we go home? we can play later

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods and picks Blu and the choo choo up. It can’t hear Malachi protest, so it assumes it’s alright with them. It begins running home, it’s footsteps shaking the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

oh- o.k then.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It gets home and drops Blu on the front porch. It quickly sees a problem- it won’t fit through the door.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

………oh fuck

[fuckbluspecifically]

It growls and tries to force its way into the house, but ends up just shaking the door a lot. It whines in frustration.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i. i dont think thats gonna work out for you.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It tries again and fails before nodding, turning to look at Blu. If it weren’t so monstrous, it would almost look pathetic with its little choo choo in its hands.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhhh. hm.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It just settles for the front porch, laying down and splattering the inky fluid all over the place. It holds the choo choo close.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…oh my god this is gonna be hell to clean up… if i ever clean it up…

you alright?

[let-him-rest]

WHAT the FUCK

*Blue looks down, thousands of eyes all blinking.*

there’s slop….

*Malachi looks back at @fuckbluspecifically it appears to be in too much pain from the acetone to speak.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It sits down, ushering for Blu to join it.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhh.

*They sit down next to it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wags its tails and puts all four of its hands on the floor, one propped up to catch the train if Blu rolled it on the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…

*Ey very gently rolls the train towards it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a high pitched noise of amusement and rolls it back. It’s tails are thumping against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He smiles slightly as he rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It rolls the train back to Blu. It’s thoroughly entertained by this.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i would be a great babysitter……

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods. If it means they can do this more often, it agrees.

It rolls the train back, this time with the arms that are further back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

you having fun?

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods very excitedly. It lets out a loud warble and rolls the train back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He laughs and rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It’s still purring loudly. It’s humming some kind of tune. It shoves the train back a little more forcefully than it intended.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

… >:3

*He rolls the train back with a decent amount of force.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a loud noise of enjoyment, presumably, and rolls it back with equal force.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He rolls it back again, slightly gentler than before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It does its best to roll it back with equal force before letting out some kind of noise that sounds like a yawn.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…you tired?

*They were going to roll it as hard as they could, but they decide not to, and just roll it like they had been before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods but still rolls it back, matching Blu’s force once more.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uh… do you wanna stop playing for now? go to sleep?

*Ey doesn't roll it back, at least for now.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wants to keep playing… but it’s so tired…….. it just shrugs.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…why dont we go home? we can play later

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods and picks Blu and the choo choo up. It can’t hear Malachi protest, so it assumes it’s alright with them. It begins running home, it’s footsteps shaking the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

oh- o.k then.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It gets home and drops Blu on the front porch. It quickly sees a problem- it won’t fit through the door.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

………oh fuck

[fuckbluspecifically]

It growls and tries to force its way into the house, but ends up just shaking the door a lot. It whines in frustration.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i. i dont think thats gonna work out for you.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It tries again and fails before nodding, turning to look at Blu. If it weren’t so monstrous, it would almost look pathetic with its little choo choo in its hands.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhhh. hm.

[let-him-rest]

WHAT the FUCK

*Blue looks down, thousands of eyes all blinking.*

there’s slop….

*Malachi looks back at @fuckbluspecifically it appears to be in too much pain from the acetone to speak.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It sits down, ushering for Blu to join it.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhh.

*They sit down next to it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wags its tails and puts all four of its hands on the floor, one propped up to catch the train if Blu rolled it on the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…

*Ey very gently rolls the train towards it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a high pitched noise of amusement and rolls it back. It’s tails are thumping against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He smiles slightly as he rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It rolls the train back to Blu. It’s thoroughly entertained by this.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i would be a great babysitter……

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods. If it means they can do this more often, it agrees.

It rolls the train back, this time with the arms that are further back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

you having fun?

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods very excitedly. It lets out a loud warble and rolls the train back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He laughs and rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It’s still purring loudly. It’s humming some kind of tune. It shoves the train back a little more forcefully than it intended.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

… >:3

*He rolls the train back with a decent amount of force.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a loud noise of enjoyment, presumably, and rolls it back with equal force.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He rolls it back again, slightly gentler than before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It does its best to roll it back with equal force before letting out some kind of noise that sounds like a yawn.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…you tired?

*They were going to roll it as hard as they could, but they decide not to, and just roll it like they had been before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods but still rolls it back, matching Blu’s force once more.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uh… do you wanna stop playing for now? go to sleep?

*Ey doesn't roll it back, at least for now.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wants to keep playing… but it’s so tired…….. it just shrugs.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…why dont we go home? we can play later

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods and picks Blu and the choo choo up. It can’t hear Malachi protest, so it assumes it’s alright with them. It begins running home, it’s footsteps shaking the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

oh- o.k then.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It gets home and drops Blu on the front porch. It quickly sees a problem- it won’t fit through the door.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

………oh fuck

[fuckbluspecifically]

It growls and tries to force its way into the house, but ends up just shaking the door a lot. It whines in frustration.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i. i dont think thats gonna work out for you.

[let-him-rest]

WHAT the FUCK

*Blue looks down, thousands of eyes all blinking.*

there’s slop….

*Malachi looks back at @fuckbluspecifically it appears to be in too much pain from the acetone to speak.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It sits down, ushering for Blu to join it.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhh.

*They sit down next to it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wags its tails and puts all four of its hands on the floor, one propped up to catch the train if Blu rolled it on the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…

*Ey very gently rolls the train towards it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a high pitched noise of amusement and rolls it back. It’s tails are thumping against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He smiles slightly as he rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It rolls the train back to Blu. It’s thoroughly entertained by this.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i would be a great babysitter……

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods. If it means they can do this more often, it agrees.

It rolls the train back, this time with the arms that are further back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

you having fun?

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods very excitedly. It lets out a loud warble and rolls the train back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He laughs and rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It’s still purring loudly. It’s humming some kind of tune. It shoves the train back a little more forcefully than it intended.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

… >:3

*He rolls the train back with a decent amount of force.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a loud noise of enjoyment, presumably, and rolls it back with equal force.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He rolls it back again, slightly gentler than before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It does its best to roll it back with equal force before letting out some kind of noise that sounds like a yawn.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…you tired?

*They were going to roll it as hard as they could, but they decide not to, and just roll it like they had been before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods but still rolls it back, matching Blu’s force once more.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uh… do you wanna stop playing for now? go to sleep?

*Ey doesn't roll it back, at least for now.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wants to keep playing… but it’s so tired…….. it just shrugs.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…why dont we go home? we can play later

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods and picks Blu and the choo choo up. It can’t hear Malachi protest, so it assumes it’s alright with them. It begins running home, it’s footsteps shaking the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

oh- o.k then.

[fuckbluspecifically]

It gets home and drops Blu on the front porch. It quickly sees a problem- it won’t fit through the door.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

………oh fuck

[let-him-rest]

WHAT the FUCK

*Blue looks down, thousands of eyes all blinking.*

there’s slop….

*Malachi looks back at @fuckbluspecifically it appears to be in too much pain from the acetone to speak.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It sits down, ushering for Blu to join it.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhh.

*They sit down next to it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wags its tails and puts all four of its hands on the floor, one propped up to catch the train if Blu rolled it on the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…

*Ey very gently rolls the train towards it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a high pitched noise of amusement and rolls it back. It’s tails are thumping against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He smiles slightly as he rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It rolls the train back to Blu. It’s thoroughly entertained by this.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i would be a great babysitter……

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods. If it means they can do this more often, it agrees.

It rolls the train back, this time with the arms that are further back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

you having fun?

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods very excitedly. It lets out a loud warble and rolls the train back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He laughs and rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It’s still purring loudly. It’s humming some kind of tune. It shoves the train back a little more forcefully than it intended.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

… >:3

*He rolls the train back with a decent amount of force.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a loud noise of enjoyment, presumably, and rolls it back with equal force.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He rolls it back again, slightly gentler than before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It does its best to roll it back with equal force before letting out some kind of noise that sounds like a yawn.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…you tired?

*They were going to roll it as hard as they could, but they decide not to, and just roll it like they had been before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods but still rolls it back, matching Blu’s force once more.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uh… do you wanna stop playing for now? go to sleep?

*Ey doesn't roll it back, at least for now.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wants to keep playing… but it’s so tired…….. it just shrugs.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…why dont we go home? we can play later

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods and picks Blu and the choo choo up. It can’t hear Malachi protest, so it assumes it’s alright with them. It begins running home, it’s footsteps shaking the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

oh- o.k then.

[let-him-rest]

WHAT the FUCK

*Blue looks down, thousands of eyes all blinking.*

there’s slop….

*Malachi looks back at @fuckbluspecifically it appears to be in too much pain from the acetone to speak.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It sits down, ushering for Blu to join it.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uhh.

*They sit down next to it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wags its tails and puts all four of its hands on the floor, one propped up to catch the train if Blu rolled it on the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…

*Ey very gently rolls the train towards it.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a high pitched noise of amusement and rolls it back. It’s tails are thumping against the floor.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He smiles slightly as he rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It rolls the train back to Blu. It’s thoroughly entertained by this.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

i would be a great babysitter……

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods. If it means they can do this more often, it agrees.

It rolls the train back, this time with the arms that are further back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

you having fun?

*They roll it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods very excitedly. It lets out a loud warble and rolls the train back.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He laughs and rolls it back.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It’s still purring loudly. It’s humming some kind of tune. It shoves the train back a little more forcefully than it intended.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

… >:3

*He rolls the train back with a decent amount of force.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It lets out a loud noise of enjoyment, presumably, and rolls it back with equal force.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

*He rolls it back again, slightly gentler than before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It does its best to roll it back with equal force before letting out some kind of noise that sounds like a yawn.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…you tired?

*They were going to roll it as hard as they could, but they decide not to, and just roll it like they had been before.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It nods but still rolls it back, matching Blu’s force once more.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

uh… do you wanna stop playing for now? go to sleep?

*Ey doesn't roll it back, at least for now.*

[fuckbluspecifically]

It wants to keep playing… but it’s so tired…….. it just shrugs.

[blueraspberryflavoredwetcat]

…why dont we go home? we can play later