Not-So-Starving College Student

So yeah, the name's Julie (or Julia, I answer to both). I post pretty much whatever I feel like,though it does tend to be a lot of Legend of Zelda, Fire Emblem and other fandom stuff. Oh yeah, and feel free to check out my new ask/rp blog, ask-twilight-zelda if you want ^_^

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Real-Life Cartoon Characters

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Customize your own lipstick colors

Yes, there’s wax in your lipstick!

Give new life to your old crayons: Make Lipstick with Crayons.

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NO

NO NO NO

Don’t do that! You don’t know what chemical components and colorants are in the crayons. They could be toxic and you are puting that in your mouth. If you want to customize lipstick you can buy natural and save pigment and colorants in many specialized places.

Don’t use crayons or colorant’s you don’t know they toxicity.

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Crayons are literally. LITERALLY. made to be non-toxic because they exist for the sole purpose of stupid children eating them. They say non-toxic on the box, they are non toxic. The entire purpose of crayons is to be safe for children to eat. You could make a god damn crayon sandwich with crayon bread and crayon dressing and the only thing it would do is make you shit the rainbow. I know this for a fact. Unless you buy the most chinese factory lead paint crayons in the world you’re going to be fucking fine. They are created specifically to be safe above all else.

You might as well warn people not to wear helmets because they’ll hurt your head or use training wheels because they could make you tip over.

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#You could make a god damn crayon sandwich with crayon bread and crayon dressing and the only thing it would do is make you shit the rainbow

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Reblogging just for “Shit The Rainbow”

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you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

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#DADDY I LOVE HIM #bitch you don’t even know him

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The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

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Ugh when did I become an adult and how do I make it stop

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The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

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what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

[sugarpiss]

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

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This #blackout is not OVER! And Imma keep em’ coming!

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NINTENDO DIRECT BE LIKE

ME: STOP I HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY NINTENDO:

[katsvki]

I loved watching you skate, Chiyuki.

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[sarahtonin42]

HELLO SMALL COW ARE YOU LOST

[hydrolases]

Lavoisier is having none of your shit.

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Heeeey so fun fact: the woman in that painting is Lavoisier’s wife, Marie-Anne Pierrette Paulze, who not only acted as Lavoisier’s lab assistant but also translated English and Latin texts into French so he could read them. But she didn’t just translate, she pointed out errors in the chemistry in some of the texts. Her observations of these errors convinced Lavoisier to study combustion, which led to his discovery of oxygen. She was also critical to the publication of Lavoisier’s Elementary Treatise on Chemistry in 1789. She kept strict records of every experiment they conducted together and drew detailed diagrams of all their equipment. She also threw amazing parties and invited all the brightest minds in science so her husband could pick their brains. After Lavoisier was guillotined she secured all of his notebooks and equipment for posterity.

In short: NOBODY KICKS MADAME LAVOISIER OUT OF THE LAB.

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Also, a side note: My historian husband-to-be pointed some things out to me about this painting. Notice that Madame Lavoisier is looking at the viewer, and all the light is on her, while Lavoisier himself is physically smaller than her, in shadow, and looking up to her in reverence. This isn’t a candid photograph- all of these choices are deliberate. The painting isn’t of Lavoisier- Madame Lavoisier is meant to be the central subject. 

I can just imagine Lavoisier telling all his colleagues that his wife is really the one with all the clever ideas, and them patting him on the back and telling him he’s sweet for saying so.

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more like

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I LOVE IT

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HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

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I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

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*IMA BOSS ASS BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH.*

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[batou]

At the groceries store

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

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those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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Bruh

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😍😍😍

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🌻🌻🌻🌻

[thisguynate]

OH.MY.GOD. 😩😩😍😍😍

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DM: Whilst the necromancer is scoring some cocaine, you decisively win the arm-wrestling competition by slamming the orc through the table. Everyone in the bar still hates you, but now you also have to pay for a new table.

[peachyboy]

I'm made of glitter, water, and anxiety

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Rose Shaped Baked Apple Dessert…RECIPE

[obsydian]

I want to make these and offer one to Bast-Mut! Gorgeous.

[aquanite]

Legendary Chickens -Cleaned- by MrRedButcher

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I cannot believe this