my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured
like if someone shoots at him he can say âoh he missedâ and if someone tries to punch him he can kind of roll with it and barely avoid getting hit so they donât smash their hand while going âoh ow oof what a punch ouchâ
but then here comes the Joker with a comically large wooden mallet and now Clark has to figure out how Normal Human Man Clark Kent could conceivably survive this without making it obvious that he is not actually a Normal Human Man. just âoh goddammit iâve never even seen someone get hit with one of these before, the jokerâs probably seen all kinds of people get hit, he knows what this is supposed to look like but i have no goddamn idea i am so fuckedâ
superman may have the power of flight and super strength but clark kent has the power of improv
BUT YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART
POLITELY ASKING JOKER TO STOP
you are completely right, clark kent asking people to please stop trying to murder him is definitely way up there on the list of reasons he is amazing













