To pie or not to pie, that is the question

Maëlibé / James - 20 y-o - Hiii-iii!~ [She/They/He/Whatever] I'm going to Behold the Red Dragon Con next February!

[unpretty]

my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured

like if someone shoots at him he can say “oh he missed” and if someone tries to punch him he can kind of roll with it and barely avoid getting hit so they don’t smash their hand while going “oh ow oof what a punch ouch”

but then here comes the Joker with a comically large wooden mallet and now Clark has to figure out how Normal Human Man Clark Kent could conceivably survive this without making it obvious that he is not actually a Normal Human Man. just “oh goddammit i’ve never even seen someone get hit with one of these before, the joker’s probably seen all kinds of people get hit, he knows what this is supposed to look like but i have no goddamn idea i am so fucked”

superman may have the power of flight and super strength but clark kent has the power of improv

[justakansasboy-deactivated20230]

BUT YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

POLITELY ASKING JOKER TO STOP

[unpretty]

you are completely right, clark kent asking people to please stop trying to murder him is definitely way up there on the list of reasons he is amazing

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

If you watched chicken run as a kid you’re a communist now

[madi-karp-draws]

Weekly comic: I’ve been noticing some little things 

[nephyria]

“asexuality is just the lack of a sex drive, or a really low one” uuhhh no. really, no. that is incorrect, you have been lied to, i’m sorry.

asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. sex drive is your horny meter. you can still be horny and not be sexually attracted to people! similarly you can be sexually attracted to people and not be horny!! amaze

[captoring]

oh my god this actually clarifies so much thank you

[jonnovstheinternet]

[almondmilf]

“I just learned the F word. It is fuck.” a legend.

[whaleribfence-deactivated201803]

Dear Diory Bich.

[ruinedchildhood]

[island-delver-go]

[sexywizardsdotcom-deactivated20]

kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)

kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.

[catchymemes]

[savannahfaerie]

#BigHeadMode

[maditox]

[great-tweets]

literally what the fuck

[minimalistgrufti]

[logicalparafox]

Plus his name was Henry and he called himself Indiana after their dog that he loved, so could even be Henrietta Jones and still call herself Indiana and NOTHING NEED CHANGE AT ALL. 

[desidesidesi]

I’m a woman and my last name is Jones?? What the literal fuck

[banahbanah]

Your name is Jonesette now I’m sorry.

[cabezadealteza]

What if….Victoria was a closeted lesbian and accidentally marries Emily—who is bisexual—instead of it being Victor?

(Pt 1)

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In all seriousness though, I’ve always had this idea in my head since I first watched this movie twice in theaters and I’m finally making it come true because dammit I want to; this alternate story would’ve made my heart soar back when I was in the closet and had an embarrassing crush on Emily

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[nfkjfehlkfjlk-deactivated201806]

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

[captain-flint]

Klaus smiling because of Dave ;_;

[captain-flint]

Klaus + not at all funny, very sad lines

[lliaq]

And we keep living anyway We rise and we fall And we break And we make our mistakes And if there’s a reason I’m still alive When everyone who loves me has died I’m willing to wait for it

[umbrellasource]

If I was going to date a man, you’d be the last man I would date. You’d be lucky to get me.

[vanveronicango]

i have a very srs question for you. do you think klaus wears underwear w/ the lace up pants? the pro-underwear argument is those neon bikinis he wears; the anti- is that you can see his hips v. clearly at certain points through the pants, and it doesnt look like theres anything underneath.

ohh it’s actually already been confirmed in an interview ~ he wore, and i swear on my life that the following is a QUOTE straight out of robert sheehan’s mouth: “nude budgie-smugglers”. aka he wore a tan thong with the pants since the lace came up so high. man has a way with words

(so since rob wore them, my head tells me klaus wore them, and that’s that on that)

edit: i’ve found out that this is a common phrase in australia. y’all really are on some other shit

[vanveronicango]

Omggg, I just saw a post where it said that at some point Klaus had to sell himself to get money for drugs and I know some addicts do that but now I can't stop thinking about that 😭😭

Oh, I don’t doubt this in any way. Ever since I first watched the series, I remember that thought lingering in my subconscious, almost like it was a memory from the actual show… but it isn’t. I just can’t imagine a world where this wouldn’t have happened.

It’s interesting too, because Amelia ( @seven-valid-libras ) wrote a scene in her spec script that had Klaus performing sexual favors in prison at least once for access to drugs, which is definitely believable.

I’d imagine that it’s happened on the streets as well, especially since Klaus was confirmed homeless at at least one point, and with his level of addiction at its worst, I guarantee he’d sooner go without a bed than without drugs if he had to choose. So considering he literally stayed with a boyfriend just for a roof over his head, I couldn’t imagine he’s never done anything “unsavory” to get his next fix.

Aside from that, he has proven that he has very obvious self-worth issues, so that wouldn’t even be a factor. His body for drugs? A bargain in his eyes.

[vanveronicango]

klaus + asking vanya