Muppets Most Wanted Sentence Meme
“Since we’re all here, now could be the perfect time for you and me to tie the knot.”
“What is inevitable about a moment? It ends.”
“I don’t want this moment to end.”
“I want you to conquer the world.”
“We would share our managerial roles because you’re got a special bond with those little guys.”
“Ready to be world famous?”
“Third class? How about no class?”
“We’ll start at the bottom and work our way up.”
“All those in favor of believing in ourselves, raise your hands.”
“All those in favor of just giving up?”
“Why did I invent the unexpectedly exploding cupcake?”
“Is this a good time to discuss our upcoming European wedding?”
“How dare you call your fiancée insane!”
“You are not my fiancée! We are not engaged!”
“Don’t take is personally, they still love you. They just prefer me now.”
“It’s not easy being mean.”
“I have wronged you. I humbly beg your forgiveness.”
“My name first then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar, spacebar your name.”
“What is the CIA doing here? This is my jurisdiction.”
“It looks like we’re gonna be working together but that doesn’t mean I have to like you.”
“I didn’t like you before I met you.”
“Perhaps I was a little too eager about the wedding.”
“Am I wearing a sign that says bother me?”
“I do not like to be interrupted while evilly plotting!”
“If we’re to get away with this, you’ve got to keep up appearances.”
“You are what I’ve always wanted.”
“You mean you actually like this show now?”
“I have seen every prison movie ever made. Even the ones in space.”
“People are only ever out for themselves.”
“It’s almost as if we’re not so different after all.”
“I’m a triple threat: a singer, a dancer, and a murderer!”
“Even if your friends don’t need you, we certainly do.”
“I won’t be paid off for a review. I’m a journalist.”
“It’s our word against his and, well, he’s fooled them all.”
“You only ever knit when you’re stressed.”
“As the old saying goes, the show must go on.”
“I could never leave you. You complete me.”
“Remember, I can give you what you want.”
“It is my lunch hour. It lasts six hours.”
“I have never seen a more ridiculous crime scene.”
“Now you guys have all the freedom you want. You don’t need me.”
“We’d never forget about you.”
“What will you do when you’re married?”
“I’m just happy for them. Really happy for them.”
“Just say I do. This is what you’ve always wanted, right?”
“Of all the ways to ruin a wedding, this has got to be the most creative.”
“That’s right, this is where I double cross you.”
“First rule of the double cross: you don’t’ announce the double cross before you double cross.”
“No one tricks me into marrying them!”
“I guess this is where we say goodbye. You go your way and I go mine.”
“You’re my best friend. Wherever you go, I go.”
“I guess this is your family.”