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Welcome to the Crossroads

The Blues Devil. Keeper of the crossroads. Harbinger of souls. Proud owner of a $5 Hot Topic gift card.

In an age where musicians are able to sell their souls to the record industry, having to journey to the crossroads feels antiquated. But the blues will never die--and neither will its devil.

This is an rp blog for the Blues Devil from Metalocalypse. This blog's mun (Fishklok) has not rped on tumblr since 2017, so please forgive him if he's rusty. Also, for some reason he set this blog up before law school finals, so expect activity to be sporadic. Although, feel free to send inquiries about contracts because he needs the practice.

Rules

Don't be an asshole

If you don't like the character, please don't interact with me/them. I don't think this is going to be an issue with this blog, but I've rped on here long enough to feel the need to clarify this.

I don't know how I feel about shipping at the moment. We'll see.

Mun is 21+, but please be tactful when sending NSFW content.

Headcanons for this blog (official bio page on blog will be set up later)

Name: [The] Blues Devil

Other titles: The devil (not the Devil-devil, but efficiency of language), [the] Blues (less favored; tends to be confusing)

Age: It's complicated, but he's a libra

Gender: Doesn't have one. His body is closer to an auditory manifestation than a physical one. His gender is the sound of someone's fingers scraping against the strings of their guitar as they let one final note ring out in their empty home.

Pronouns: He/they. Uses it/its when being referred to as a concept rather than referred to directly

Orientation: Does not care about human affairs enough to identify with them. But probably aroace.

Powers: Capturing souls, summoning dust storms (usually for ambience), drafting contracts

Appearance: Tall, slender pale humanoid with long black hair usually wearing a maroon suit and fedora with red accents. Has one red eye (his right) and one white eye (his left). Appears to have a soul patch, but that's actually another eye that's usually dormant. Has the ability to turn his face into a skull. Well, I guess everyone has that ability in the long run. But he can do it on command. Pointed teeth that are slightly yellowed. Don't judge. You try finding a dental plan when your income comes from capturing the souls of aspiring musicians.

Tags:

📝: interactions/ in character posts

😈: headcanons/lore

🎵: music

🐟: ooc posts

🎨: art

🖼:aesthetic

#metalocalypse #bluesklok #blues devil #mtl rp #🐟#😈

Why do they call you the Blue Devil? You don't appear to be blue.

"I am named for both the sound and the feeling of the blues. But to answer the second half of your question: I just can't pull off cool-toned colors. They tend to wash me out."

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╰┈➤ STARTER PROMPTS : Random Dialogue Prompts a set of original, generic, random dialogue starter prompts !

❝ sorry, i didn’t realize you could hear me. ❞ ❝ you need to stop interrupting my monologues. ❞ ❝ i didn’t realize you could hear my inner monologues. ❞ ❝ who invited them ? ❞ ❝ who invited you ? ❞ ❝ well, well, look what the cat dragged in. ❞ ❝ you look dreadful. ❞ ❝ this is probably a terrible idea. ❞ ❝ who came up with this idea ? i have some strong words for them. ❞ ❝ that sounds like a ‘ you ’ problem. ❞ ❝ you’ve got to be joking. ❞ ❝ complaints are to be sent to the complaints department. no, that’s not the trash can, what are you talking about ? ❞ ❝ if you ask me, i’m a very trustworthy person. ❞ ❝ have i ever steered you wrong ? ❞ ❝ what could possibly go wrong ? ❞ ❝ how does getting ice cream sound right now ? ❞ ❝ no, we’re not getting takeout on the way home. ❞ ❝ i don’t know how much ice cream it will take to drown my sorrows, but it will probably be a lot. ❞ ❝ do you hear yourself ? ❞ ❝ do you have any idea what time it is ? ❞ ❝ if i wake up to find that every cabinet and door in the house is open, that probably means it’s haunted, right ? ❞ ❝ i told myself not to spend all my money in one place, yet here i am. ❞ ❝ i saw the plushie and i had to have it, i’m sorry. would you like to give them a hug ? ❞ ❝ if a mysterious voice gave me an ominous warning, i’d probably listen to it. ❞ ❝ if a mysterious voice gave me an ominous warning, i probably wouldn’t listen to it. ❞ ❝ daisy chain making is so much harder than the stories make it seem. ❞ ❝ do you believe in miracles ? ❞ ❝ i’ve been waiting for so long to hear you say that. ❞ ❝ i missed you, you know. ❞ ❝ were you always this ( handsome / beautiful ) ? i think you’ve been holding out on me. ❞ ❝ if you’re always looking for the darkness, you’ll never find the light. ❞ ❝ magic is all around us. it always has been. ❞ ❝ shh. do you hear that ? ❞ ❝ i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to bother you. ❞ ❝ are you busy ? i need to talk to you. ❞ ❝ here, let me hold you. i’ll protect you. ❞ ❝ look, a shooting star ! did you make a wish ? ❞ ❝ i’m here, okay ? i’m here. it’s alright. you’re safe with me. ❞ ❝ i didn’t know that you could sing. ❞

#📝#/i missed doing these ;0; /

Have you used your $5 Hot Topic gift card yet, and if not what do you plan to do with it?

"No. I have not. It takes a lot of power for me to venture beyond the Delta, and I only have so many souls to spare. So I thought I'd save it for something special. But I waited too long, and now because of a human concept known as 'inflation,' I can't afford anything there. I did find some pins, but nothing I would wear from this suit. Overall, it was an incredibly surreal experience. There was a shopkeeper next door whose name I believe is Spencer, who definitely owes me a soul after what I witnessed there."

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// I haven't updated it in a while, but here's the playlist I made for Mashed Potato Johnson a few years back. Relevant here for obvious reasons. //

#🎵#🐟#Spotify

/fail devil with his cringe contract/

#🐟#/ aww did poor baby forget to clarify the ambiguous terms? /#/ did someone think he'd be protected under restatement (second) of contracts § 205? 🥺/

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Metalocalypse: Aesthetic | Mashed Potato Johnson

Them boys… They got the b l u e s.

#🖼#hey i know that guy

🦃 Happy Turkey Day! What are you thankful for? :)

"I don't think I have a satisfying answer for you. This type of gratitude you mortals celebrate is very fleeting. The only thing I can be thankful for is my continued existence.

Oh, and the rail system. I get a lot of work through that."

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You seem very brutal >:) *Hands you a kitty!*

"I ... I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this. I don't detect much value in its soul. And it bit me."

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