the bright lights

29 | she/they 👻🎃

[gayfour]

I'm not "making everything about star trek", it's already about Star Trek. I'm just pointing it out

[riverlarking]

sometimes in knitting you just have to go 'nobody but me will notice this mistake' and keep going

[bundibird]

I highly recommend doing the same thing in life.

[rylandsgrace]

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[gaylor-moon]

who is she

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Snorlene

[hospitaltown]

Don’t block off the path just cause you can

[kittysmashh]

Snorlene

[animentality]

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

G… gender roles? [I open my hand, confused, and reveal a fistful of dnd dice] Which one do I…?

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

You get it

[booksandothersecrets]

Obsessed with the idea of sacrifice in a book being a selfish act rather than a selfless one. Their lover screaming at them: “How dare you leave me in this barren world? How dare you take away my choice to die for you and leave me with this grief?”. They are dead, and their lover is left - a gaping wound - bleeding into the ground. Do they love them so much that they would die for them, or do they love them so much that they forced the other to live without them? Sacrifice as a bitter act. Sacrifice as something wildly violent; something tormentingly cruel — but always, always built on love. Perhaps, they are both martyrs in the end.

[ashstfu]

(me january 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

(me december 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[tacofriend]

@whats-a-bear

[astriiformes]

On the one hand I would prefer a functional government, but on the other, the sheer comedy and Schadenfreude of the House Republicans descending into petty, humiliating chaos while the Dem folks are showing up with literal popcorn and chanting for their own Speaker nominee like this is a high school sports game is filling me with manic glee.

[astriiformes]

This is the current state of American politics

[astriiformes]

I’m gonna lose it

[twiceroyaldove]

the popcorn is legal im cackling

[holefoodsmarket]

“Nobody wants to work anymore” wrong. I never wanted to work in the first place

[stucky-brainrot]

yes it's been three years yes I haven't watched endg*me at all yes I'm still pissed

[horrorlesbians]

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

[obestriddbifftomat]

Very hot of her

[louferrignojrofficial]

✨ cinema ✨

[devildaisies]

the troubling religious implications in how the Grinch stole CHRISTmas. I saw a clip from the 2018 Grinch movie and the who’s sang the line ‘remember Christ, our savior.“ Which means a) there was a who-christ and b) there was a who-cifiction

[catgroovical]

this further implies that there was a jer-who-salem that who-Jesus visited, and he was sentenced to death by the who-romans

[jupiter-suggestion]

i want to be inconvenienced by you. i want to wait for you, i want to hold your things while you do something else, i want to make adjustments to my plans to make space for you. someone at your side who takes up no space and has no needs of their own is not a person, but a shadow. i don't want a shadow, i want you. i want my life to be altered by your presence in it. please, inconvenience me.

[foolishcrow]

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

[gayweeddaddy69]

It's like when they reintroduced wolves to yellowstone

[thecrabbybarista]

YOU CALL THIS HEALING?!? I'M UNDER FUCKING SIEGE

[astraltrickster]

- deer and other prey animals when they reintroduced wolves to Yellowstone