hire me for birthday parties and funerals

Hi I'm Angel. I like drawing, wolves, drawing wolves, video games, and reading. I'm half Chinese half Irish but I occasionally look like a member of a Korean boy band. Any pictures of me give a very skewed impression of how often I actually smile, which is only once every blood moon after a twelve hour long ritual sacrifice of a thousand mosquitos. I am definitely not drunk right now but I wish I was because alcohol and food are the keys to the space where my heart would be if I had one. I sold my soul once. 24 she/her/hers I'm engaged to an ethereal fairy princess and we have two cats.

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[glittermud]

reblog if you respect a janitor way more than a CEO

[eco-socialism]

Ecosocialist praxis

[damnianweynee]

I support you poison Ivy

[punkenglishnerd]

Unpopular opinion: Being intelligent isn’t an excuse for being unkind.

[satans-classics]

Pretentious asshole is OUT! Pretentious Sweetheart is IN! Wearing dapper clothes and holding the door open for others makes you feel COOL AS H*CK! Glance up from your hefty books to give a stranger a smile!! Quote literature to inspire others! Be presumptuous in the way that you presume that everyone needs their day to be a little brighter!!!

[representationthirst]

Administration showed us this tweet on day one of grad school and boy did it hit home

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[blackberryshawty]

Y’all old

[venusmacabre-deactivated2019053]

And?

[hundondestiny]

i think ppl saying this makes you old is funny lol i know college undergrads who are like frosh/sophomores who do this just so they have time to go to class and do work. i’ve been to house parties that were absolutely raging from 9-11 and shut down at exactly midnight like… some ppl just have shit to do bro it’s not bad to better plan your fun time lmao.

[blackwoolncrown]

Reminder that ppl are literally brainwashed into thinking that caring for themselves is for ‘old’ ppl. You don’t have to trash your sleep cycle just to be cool it’s ok.

[lynati]

[astrond]

Vote!  Because all our futures depend on it.

[kawuli]

In 2008 INDIANA went for Obama.

Decisions are made by those who show up.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[insomniac-arrest]

lesbian romcoms Hallmark should hire me to make

most lesbian movies are pretty much Dark n’Gritty art house films, I would like to change that through the power of cheesy Hallmark movies

1. Head Over Heels: a sports movie about two rival gymnasts who accidentally both sign up to teach at the same summer camp. During capture the flag games, late-night swims, and acrobat “TO THE DEATH” battles the two girls accidentally fall, you guessed it, Head Over Heels for each other. *cheesy applause* 

2. Giving Up the Ghost: a supernatural romantic comedy about a woman who is haunted by a strange spirit and a ghost hunter who WANTS to be haunted by the spirit. Unfortunately, Abigail is the chosen target and all Claire can do is follow her around and try to transfer over the haunting. Along the way they realize that it’s not the ghost that’s pushing them together, but something more.

3. Dashing Through the Snow: what is a Hallmark list without a Christmas movie? A business woman With Something Missing in Her Life is driving home Christmas Eve to spend time with her small-town family when she impulsively picks up a free-spirited hitch-hiker who just wants to get away. They get lost, they get snowed-in, and they find each other on the way to dinner.

Contact me Hallmark, this is a lucrative market I’m telling you.

[insomniac-arrest]

Two More:

4. Coming Out Swinging: another sports movie, the captain of a baseball team overhears her pitcher say she “plays for both teams” and suspects she’s spying on The Tigers for their rivals, the Jay Hawks. In order to stop any sports espionage she stalks the player and starts to get closer to her. Now they must win the season for their spunky underdog team, while dealing with their feelings, and a real spy on the team.

5. Old Ladies Home Society Wars: two single grandma’s start a neighborhood war to claim home supremacy. They try to outdo each other in holiday decorations, extravagant gardens, weekly teas, and pay the neighborhood kids to kick over pots in the others yard. They only come together when a Corporation tries to bully the neighborhood into selling so they can put up condos, and the Old Ladies go to war again- but this time, together.

[mjalti]

joking about a kink is a gateway drug into developing said kink

[hidden-divinity]

my kink is mental, emotional, and financial stability

[glowbot]

posts about ADHD have no business being 2k words some of us are unmedicated

[menaceexpress]

the adhd impulse to ramble versus the adhd inability to read big blocks of text..... unstoppable force meets immovable object

[shinobi-bacon]

Thank you.

[ectoimp]

I cant process how far this man has come

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[copperbadge]

A good post full of excellent content. 

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