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Ummm she's literally sensitive :/
megan thee stallion , instagram .
trying my best to haunt the narrative but no one really gives a shit
Columbo about to perform his famous soul-sundering chop attack
real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????
some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
Shakespeare is like this
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping
new kind of guy dropped
he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him
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Adam Sandler: So here's my pitch. There's this guy, average guy, kind of a loser, stays upbeat, his only real flaw is that he's a child at heart and doesn't hide it
Me: Ok Adam. This is fresh as fuck every time
Adam: And one day, he meets this beautiful blonde, and she doesn't really respect him. But he KNOWS there's a connection, and there must be something wrong that she doesn't see it
Me: Adam you're blowing my fucking mind this is untouched territory for you
Adam: So the guy crosses a few lines, yaknow? He steps over the line a little bit but it's for love, right? So it's cool. He solves the problem with social heroics, stays persistent and even though things get rough he wins her heart
Me: Yesssss this is literal gold Adam this is ingots
Adam: And I'm thinking, like, who we can get to play the guy?
Me: I think we both know just the guy
Adam: You don't think it's weird that the awkward everyman hero with a heart of gold is me again?
Me: Adam. Hand on heart bro. I couldn't care less
Adam: I'm so glad. You're my rock
Me: Can I borrow another $10,000
You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care
Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(
The Maple Pomegranate Brussels Sprouts That Can Defeat Any Evil.
the original version of this recipe is from unpeeled journal, but I'm writing this out on my blog my way bc it's the season of the brussels sprout. take my hand let's go to brussels sprout world.
for the sprouts:
2 lbs brussels sprouts
4 tbsp olive oil
1 tsp kosher salt
24 turns of freshly cracked black pepper
for the vinaigrette:
2 tbsp maple syrup
2 tbsp cider vinegar
3 tbsp olive oil
1/8 tsp kosher salt
1 tsp whole-grain mustard
3 tbsp chopped flat leaf parsley
3 tbsp pomegranate seeds (measure with your heart)
preheat the oven to 420°F. halve all your sprouts and remove any stumps or outer leaves that don't look particularly edible. (if eating-quality leaves fall off, you can just roast them along with the rest for extra crunch.) toss them with the olive oil, salt, and pepper, spread them on a half sheet pan, and roast for 20-25 minutes without stirring or turning. I like to do a quite hot oven and a quick roast for an extra crisp sprout, but ymmv.
meanwhile, chuck everything else but the parsley and pomegranate seeds in a bowl and whisk them together. if you do this towards the beginning of the roast, make sure to whisk again later because it'll start to separate quite quickly.
chop up your parsley into fine confetti. my favorite trick for this is to put the parsley in a cup and snip it violently with kitchen scissors a few leaves at a time, since this helps it stay light and fluffy.
sprouts should be done now, so transfer those over to a serving bowl, pour the vinaigrette over top, and toss with the parsley and pomegranate. eat right away, but in the event of leftovers, these are still really good fridge-cold.
if all goes well, you should now feel ready to defeat any evil, or at least feel full of brussels sprouts, which is an important step on the way to defeating the majority of evils.
real and true #TOME
You might think your anime opening is cool, but is it “seamlessly put a ‘previously on…’ segment in the MIDDLE of the opening and have it kick ass every time” cool?
bet your ass he is
his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it
And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!