Bluff

i don't know shit |•| she/they ¹⁸ |•| in shit ton of fandoms

[bluffstfu]

I'm sorry but this panel looks like they were about to kiss and mimsy walked in on them HELP-

[mishaesque]

my issue is that just rewatching Supernatural isn’t enough. It takes too long. I want it all at once. I need a room covered in 327 monitors that feed me every single episode at the same time. I need the DVDs melted down and put into an IV drip. I want every single minute of the show tattooed on the inside of my eyelids. I need to live inside its flesh.

[bluffstfu]

wait so it is canon that Perry gets paid by owca and it must be a considerable amount seeing how monogram reacts to a bonus or overtime pay.... so what does Perry do with the money??? where does it go?? is THAT how Phineas and Ferb's building materials get paid for?? or he does taxes??? I need to know

[drlqra]

The Painter and The Muse

in an AU where dazai is a painter, and oda was a writer-

while ango is a bitch LMAWOAKWJHJDAJK

[fierce-little-miana]

I love The Summer Hikaru died (Hikaru ga shinda natsu) by Mokumokuren because it asks the bold and ever relevant question:

What is worse than being 15, gay, and discovering love and desire in a remote village were people are small-minded?

And the answer is eldritch horror, but like, not by much.

[burningvelvet]

[nedlittle]

it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...

[bluffstfu]

i wasted a year I wasted a year I wasted a year I wasted a year I wasted a year I wasted a year I wasted a year I wasted a year I wasted a year I wasted a year I wasted a year fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck wanna kms wanna kms wanna kms wanna kms wanna kms wanna kms wanna kms

[bluffstfu]

I'm sorry but this panel looks like they were about to kiss and mimsy walked in on them HELP

[bluffstfu]

why is this HH radioapple scene giving the azicrow kiss from good omens.... the placement... the hair colors...

[whiplash1-10]

The popularity of ships like Aziraphael/Crowley and Ed/Stede makes so much sense because it’s the classic good boy meets bad boy except this time the bad boy is also a good boy, the good boy is insane actually, and both boys are middle aged men

[luminousslime]

GALAXY PICNIC

[bluffstfu]

I just started Mashle and I'm on like episode 7 and I already love this show. I feel like it's so stupid but in a loveable way??? it has all my favorites combined??? it just gives off, Harry Potter x One punch man x Black clover x MobPsycho x saiki k.

I love the mc so much man, he's so stupid at times but he's so effortlessly funny, literally all of the hero cast seems really fun.

[pulksten-blog]

remember me forever

[bluffstfu]

who would've thought that the cheeky smiley fella was a little too fucked up

[bluffstfu]

Honestly, I could fix him but whatever the hell is wrong with is way funnier

[whisperingbadger]

Okay, normally, I don't do this kind of thing, but I can not get it out of my head.

Carmilla said the best thing to kill an angel with is to fight for what you love. To fight for something you believe in. And that's what the whole gang does.

Charlie fights for her dream

Vaggie fights for Charlie

Angel and Husk fight for their friends

Lucifer fights for his daughter

Sir Pentious DIED for love and friendship

Guess who doesn't win in their fight?

Alastor can not comprehend dying for friends of all things. He was fighting for power he was fighting for freedom, and he lost his fight.

[bluffstfu]

[bluffstfu]

"see you mess with my daughter, and now I'm going to FUCK YOU"

*confused gay silence*

"...It's fuck you up dad"

"wait what did I say?"

HE'S SO DAD CODED