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My neopets username is helloemptyset and I love blumaroos! I'm offering neopet portrait commissions!

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[ image: a drawing of a cloud painted blumaroo and a plain cirrus petpet. The blumaroo is sitting on his tail with a large book balanced on his lap and a quill held up in one hand. He is wearing golden spiked caps on the end of his tail and on the peaks of his ears, with a short, fluffed white wig and darkened glasses. He has a purple coat with a big golden ruff, grey pants, and brown boots. The cirrus has a large pot of ink on their head. ]

Stormbrew Columnus, and his Cirrus Calliophine. Once a scholar born and raised in Brightvale, now a writer of cursed books, residing in the countryside of Meridell.

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I can't play neopets anymore since it's become impossible to navigate, I can't figure out how to turn off the beta mode or if I even can anymore. It's ridiculous, there are no games available, I can't handle it and I might just make it so I dump all of my neocash stuff on people who can actually play so they can have fun with it.

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[ image: a drawing of my neopet KingFlorian, a chocolate blumaroo with red eyes wearing a blue, red, white, and gold general's outfit and wielding a sword. he is leaning back on his tail, pointing down at something with a judging stare. ]

King Florian wanders the Haunted Woods, pointing to hikers from far away and bouncing out of reach when people approach him. He seems to be guided by something beyond our sensing.

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[ image: a drawing of a younger, less dead eliv thade, sitting at his desk with various papers set out in front of him. the tips of his ears are not greying, and he has a swoop of dark grey hair atop his head. His nose is pinker and his larger eye is yellow, instead of shades of red. he is wearing a red and gold coat with a little cravat, and is holding his favorite quill in his hand, sneering at whoever interrupted his work. ]

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[ image: a drawing of eliv thade, laying on his belly, holding his face in his hands and kicking his feet behind him. he looks no-nonsense at the viewer, saying 'Etg uto fo ym eoush", which is an anagram for 'Get out of my house'.]

i need to find a way to turn this in to the neopets people so they completely obliterate me and im finally free of the neopets

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[ image: a picture of a darigan blumaroo in a photograph frame, ‘A photo of me!’ written on the bottom of it. the blumaroo is wearing what could be described as a ‘conniving grin’. ]

[castleofthade]

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[ image: a drawing of my neopet simone_leblanc, sitting on his tail and pointing at a framed screenshot of roo island's castle, gesturing toward a tower jutting out behind it. he has a strained smile and says 'This is where King Roo locked me away.' simone is a plushie blumaroo wearing a frilly white shirt with a blue frilly collar and bow, teal and white striped pants, and a kass puppet on one hand. his hair is blonde and wild, unbrushed upon his head, and he has a monocle.]

Simone Leblanc haunts Roo Island's tourist spots to scare them away, and claims to be King Roo's illegitimate, neglected son that was locked away in a tower.

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I’ve been reading the Neopets Sanctioned Eliv Thade Fanfiction in the Neopian Times and honestly it’s not that bad. I was worried I was looking back on the stuff with rose tinted glasses cause the last time I looked through I was like, 9 to 11 so it was quite a while ago!

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evil death! live hated! ELIV THADE!

[ image: a drawing of eliv thade, a moss green kacheek with a white skin graft or something stitched onto the left side of his face. one of his eyes is small and the other, on the white skin graft, is large and inflammed, and he has a blue nose. the tips of his ears and his tail are light grey and fluffy, and he has bandages loosely wrapped around his bare legs and tightly wrapped around his hands. he's wearing a big purple coat with a fur collar, a gold and red broach holding a cravat set on the collar. the coat has several light purple patches on it, and is closed up with two belts in gold loops on the front. he looks like he's trying to menace whoever's in front of him, but really he looks kinda goofy. ]

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[ image: a drawing of my neopets Archie_Barchie and Obelisk_the_Beaut, holding hands. archie is a checkered quiggle with ventriloquist dummy makeup, a feathery purple blazer, and black trousers, and obelisk is a halloween grarrl wearing a blindfold, a big pink scarf bow, a white dress with pink hearts all over, and ruffly white tights with brown boots. they're walking in front of a lace-patterned teal background, with archie babbling on to the happy obelisk. ]

the girls are in love........

[blumaroohugger]

[ image: a plushie quiggle wearing a spring rain jacket and carnival ruffle collar. the spring rain jacket has pink flower petals on the hood that floof out, and is green with flowers along the bottom hem and leaves on the cuffs, with a butterfly flying along the flowers on the torso of the jacket. they're sticking their tongue out playfully. ]

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[ image: a commission done for @lifeblossom ! he's an alien aisha wearing pink lulu contacts, a basic beanie and puce wig, colourful glow face paint, an embroidered heart sweater, a shining star neckalce, black utility trousers, and adventure in pastel boots. he's sitting down, his front paw brought up as he looks at something off-screen. ]

thank you again for commissioning me!

[blumaroohugger]

zurroball is not only terrible, but fucking impossible

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[ image: one of my neopets, Archie_Barchie! She's a checkered quiggle wearing ventriloquist makeup, a feathered suit with boutonniere, black quiggle tuxedo trousers, and a glittery wind up key on her back. she's giving an enthusiastic thumbs up, and behind her is her shadow, rising behind her to give a thumbs down with a smarmy smile on her face. ]

archie barchie the checkered quiggle, who may or may not have an ego problem

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[ image: one of my blumaroos, don_flamenco, sitting on his tail. his outfit is updated, now wearing a meridell chainmail and tunic and a very light blue scarf. ]

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[ image: a new icon. it’s just eliv thade’s head and hands in a shrugging motion, eliv sticking his tongue out and glaring at the viewer. the background is purple with darker purple question marks. ]