I am sorry, but to me Hayden Pike seems like one of Charles Boyle’s cousins. Maybe a cooler one, but still the vibes are there.

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I am sorry, but to me Hayden Pike seems like one of Charles Boyle’s cousins. Maybe a cooler one, but still the vibes are there.
Carter Vaughn's lesbian sister, Cliff Marleu's lesbian moms, Shane Hollander's lesbian ex turned best friend. I'm so glad this fandom saw the draught of lesbians in canon and decided to fix it.
One thing I love about Murderbot that I don’t see talked about much is how it literally translates everything it hears. I think it’s easiest to notice with swears. This is most obvious in Fugitive Telemetry with the crew of the Lalow. They say things like “that picker” and “penis move” and “pussing corporates,” some of which confuse even the Preservation humans. But it does it all the time.
In System Collapse, Tarik says “motherless” (as opposed to something like motherfucking) and the BE corporates say things like “lame-skulled” and while you could think those are just futuristic insults as a result of linguistic drift (which they could also be), I think they’re just literal translations. It becomes more noticeable when you see how religious terms are rendered: “oh high one! Oh deity!” Which is like…sure. They could literally be saying that. But imo it makes more sense if MB is translating something they’re saying in another language.*
I think the most notable case of this is when Thiago calls Amena “my daughter.” On first read I literally thought it was just a Preservation thing but then I realized it made a lot more sense to me (a 21st century American) if he was saying something like mija but MB was just literally translating it into its archive bc that’s how it processes language.
This is also the reason for Amena’s use of Second Mom and Third Mom. It sounds kind of clunky in English but Chinese does a similar thing which sounds perfectly natural in that language (e.g. da-ge, er-ge, san-ge for first/oldest brother, second (oldest) brother, and third (oldest) brother).
Anyway! It’s a fun little detail I really enjoy about MB. There are definitely way more examples but I didn’t have time to track them all down.
*Don’t ask me which languages. Linguistic drift ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I always say that the thing which sets Sargent apart as a portrait artist is that he draws/paints literally every subject - no matter their gender, social position, life vs representational drawing etc - like he is right that minute realising he's desperately in love with them. And it rules every single time.
Examples pulled just from his Wikipedia page most popular works. Absolutely devastating scenes for bisexuals for over a century
Don't forget the ALLIGATORS. He loves them too.
My personal Troy Truth is that while Shane and Troy never really become friends they do settle into a sort of frenemies relationship with Shane is serving full Regina George. Troy accepts that Shane is never going to truly forgive him which sucks but also gives him license to be his worst self around Shane. This irritates Shane but he can also use it and ultimately ends up deploying Troy as a kind of thermonuclear weapon on the ice. for instance someone on the Voyageurs is getting a little uppity so Shane just releases Troy on them and Troy barks like a dog
Ilya and Harris are disturbed but kind of turned on by this dynamic
still a bit sad about the missed opportunity in heated rivalry for a scene where a brawl breaks out between Boston and Montreal and Shane and Ilya go for a hug like this "so the fight doesn't get unfair"
and noone if their teammates would get suspicious even if they do that regulary because these are the fucking star forwards of their respective teams, they can't risk it getting hurt in a fight, and actually they are so strong holding back even if they have their enemy in their faces (and yes that also applies to Ilya because he might be a more physical player he is weapon of choice is more chirping and antagonising that actually fighting).
also, Ilya would definitely use the chance to rile Shane up and get him hard and frustrated and so much more eager for the after party later
it reminds me of this pic i took of my friend satan years ago that was supposed to be cute instead she looks like shes abt to kill you
It's time for a photo dump of my sweet baby Patches!
Behold! The baby:
And here's a video, sound on for soft purrs!
somehow it comes up that troy had a crush on shane and was going to ask for his number. and after troy gets ribbed by his teammates and ilya makes a big scene, shane is like, “well i never would’ve gone out with you lol.”
and troy smiles, “right, because you were with roz the whole time.”
“i mean, yes, but also because you and dallas kent spent years calling me and jj ‘rush hour’ and asking hayden if his wife was his beard to cover up his big gay relationship with me.”
the rest of the centaurs blink. harris puts his head in his hands and groans.
and troy’s like, “oh. right. sorry about that :/“
I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.
Broke: Shane and Ilya have crazy wild sex on their wedding night
Woke: Shane and Ilya have the sappiest lovey doviest sex while whispering sweet nothings and saying "I love you" over and over on their wedding night
Bespoke: Shane and Ilya get so drunk/tired at their wedding that the wedding night is just laying in bed giggling at each other while Shane says "Ya tebya lyublyu" and Ilya said "Ilya Hollander." Yes they both wake up with terrible hangovers
(I have not read the books so if this goes against book canon IDC in the slightest)
ilya would be having a bit of a crash out over the pacific marine mammal center naming a rescued sea lion after his husband.
firstly, why does shane get an animal named after him but ilya doesn't? this is a cosmic injustice. they need to name one after him immediately so that sea lion hollander has a rozanov and isn't lonely so that the best men's hockey player is properly represented!!!
secondly, sea lion hollander is so small. criminally tiny. ilya is very proud of his big hockey player husband, thank you. they couldn't have picked a more size-accurate animal to name after him? (though admittedly the big brown teary eyes are fitting. he will give them that.)
and THIRDLY, why did they name a hurt baby after shane when there is a possibility she might not make it through surgery? what kind of fucking emotional manipulation is this? if sea lion hollander dies, there will be hell to pay. (ilya is donating a frankly absurd amount of money to the rescue. he is urging the centaur front office to send all the workers there hollander merchandise. he is publicly yelling at people to not leave their fish hooks in the ocean on social media.)
im sorry but my Ilya IS a sex god. not in the sense that he’s automatically good at sex with everyone (not a real thing) but that he’s so hot on consent and body language and checking in and he genuinely cares that his hookups have a good time. What’s the point if they don’t? (This is legitimately canon)
He’s getting them to hold his hair and direct him if he needs to move a little to the left, tells them to let him know if he needs to speed up, slow down, etc.
He takes the time and care to learn their bodies, and it’s extremely rare that he doesn’t make them cum, and in those situations it’s usually just the anatomy of the person he’s with, if they’re nervous or self conscious etc. He also makes sure to tell them it’s okay if they didn’t cum and that they can be honest about it.
He’s been sucking and fucking since he was 14 and sex is his main hobby outside of hockey. boy is dedicated. His stamina is unmatched and he can go round after round - until he meets a certain freckle faced cutie. Then it’s all out of the fuckin’ window and he’s cumming in under a minute unless he preps with a jerk off session.
thinking hudson williams is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles golden skin pretty hair and big brown bottom eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think shane hollander is hot? fucking shane hollander? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and he's kind to people and his eyes twinkle wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SHANE HOLLANDER is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed
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You guys hear about that 18 month old baby at a zoo that wandered away from their parents (who were on their phones…), entered a restricted zone, stuck their hand into the wolf enclosure and got bit? The parents are being charged with child endangerment but what I want to know is why the fuck does this keep happening? You do not have to take your toddler to the zoo, especially a one and a half year old who is too young to fully appreciate the zoo. You could have stayed at home and scrolled on your phone while ignoring your baby in an environment containing 0 carnivorous apex predators. You would think the zoo would be one place parents feel the need to constantly supervise their kids but no, they’re like “Oh yeah, honey, go ahead and go swimming in the stingray tank, I’m going to play Candy Crush for 45 minutes.”