Buenos días, Dick Snatch

Hey girl rat piss ////// btw my top blog is tyler-frick thats why i followed u 

[memorycycle]

when u unholster the gas pump and expose its insert and u push it into ur cars hole and feel the hose stiffen with liquid and u hold down on the trigger watching your cars tank fill all the way up until its close to its breaking point and only then do u let the pump slide out and its still dripping and u plug ur car up to make sure nothing leaks out and u dont even clean the pump as u hang it back up for the next car to enjoy

[tashucashew]

This is why self-serve gas is still illegal in New Jersey ⛽️ 👎

[commandtower-solring-go]

My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[razerbackbitch]

[dogpuppy]

[ozempicofficial]

[penandinkprincess]

"Why must we Madonna/whore the vegetables?" is a phrase I just felt super glue itself in my lexicon immediately

[mandycore420]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

[mx-capgras]

this will stay in my ask box forever. i have never enjoyed an ask so much as i have enjoyed this one

[cutecipher]

i am glad that lol has survived through trends and turmoil

[targetedknowledge]