Least Chudful Girl You Know

Not a spam bot !!! im just a new account :3 19 • they/them • beautiful ladies love my wooden bod • soon to be the new president of tumblr • by beautiful ladies I mean carpenter ants • they are everywhere

[pokemonstadium2]

when i was a child for multiple halloweens in a row my costume of choice was “fancy lady” who was a character i invented who looked like this

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[strange-aeons]

My elderly French neighbours are convinced that my partner is known Canadian comedian Mae Martin. I see them in the hallway and they're like “saw your partner on that magazine cover :)” “heard they’re producing a movie oooh we got famous people in the building :)” and I'm like GUYS i have told you before that MY WIFE IS NOT KNOWN CANADIAN COMEDIAN MAE MARTIN!!!! This is the greatest interaction I've ever had in my life!!!!!

[strange-aeons]

This is driving me a new type of insane

[strange-aeons]

[not100bees]

Dude how do you even get the loner ranger blog badge?? I've been looking it up and no one knows. Apparently it's a thing but I have literally only ever seen it like this past week or so

I don't know I just had it one day. Three of them. It's not One of the ones I used my Tumblr premium freebie on.

[blurgberry]

Yeah I saw something like that on a reddit but I figured it had to be like, less mystical than that. Tumblr is an enigma as always

[foopsie-daisy]

I think its funny when they do this

[foopsie-daisy]

I liked them a lot so i made them a real boy

[mercyseb]

cred:

[theguywholikedmusicals42]

@holidaygirl12251 @gothiclolitasusie

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[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to spend a week with the last person you googled how is it going

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[blurgberry]

Imagine if you were one of those little freaking duckies at the freaking duckie pond. bro. What a Life

[sexchangedotcom]

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

[blurgberry]

I wish so bad that I knew Big Top Burger was about Cats the Musical when I was 14. It would have saved me so much time and grief. That girl did NOT get it at ALL. It was never as deep and she thought it was

[hostofundead]

[spaminthebin]

Zomburger miis!!!!!!!!!!!!

[atleasttheyvegotstars]

@astronomalyy

[blurgberry]

Sometimes on mobile my Tumblr screen will go all black while im in the middle of scrolling and I will just stare at it like it's my old sickly dog doing what might well be The Big Cough until it inevitably reloads and sends me to the top of my dash or some blog I was looking at half an hour ago. I love you tumblr. You are my dog

[not100bees]

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

[t4t-fwb-meronia]