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22 | Music City Mellophone 2014 | PBr I have a fascination for animals, flowers, food, exploring, music, dark places, and affectionate people. - Let’s talk -

[block]

[cameos]

[ampervadasz]

Loooooooong

[daco-broman]

arrested for longitudinal crimes

[ayellowbirds]

dude has an entire dang lynx hanging from his hands like the world’s furriest slinky and there’s people just staring at their computers instead

[jessicat-rose]

Would really love if life would stop shitting all over the place right now.

[paul-hoe-llywood]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[pastelparrotlet]

Plague doctor mask but it’s a worm on a string face.

[cowboybanjo]

[tiny-goblin]

[cyborgslayers]

ok *has problems*

[glumshoe]

My cat has ice cream prescience.

I don’t know how she does it. I don’t know how she reads my intent so clearly.

When I walk to the kitchen to get a popsicle or thaw a slice of banana bread or warm up some mango slices, she doesn’t care. She stays on her chair and waits patiently.

But when I walk to the kitchen to scoop myself a bowl of ice cream, she’s at my heels SHRIEKING by the time I turn on the light. She knows. She’s not smelling it, she’s not hearing me say ‘ice cream’, she’s not accustomed to some predictable pattern because I rarely eat ice cream.

But she fucking figures out before I even reach the refrigerator. It’s the only human food she asks for, and I have to give her a small tithe of it to keep her from shredding the skin from my legs and popping my eardrums. She’s terrifying.

[cipheramnesia]

Registering the unique “ice cream gait”, try walking without rhythm so the cat will not be able to track your movements.

[glumshoe]

But what if it’s not my Ice Cream Groove… what if I excuse pheromones of Ice Cream Intent?

There have to be ways to thwart her Ice Cream Knowledge. Perhaps I will have to trick myself into believing that I’m actually getting up to thaw leftovers, and then I’ll start exuding Leftover Intent pheromones.

[glumshoe]

I DID IT!

I got up to make myself a cup of tea, thought Tea Thoughts, and then at the last moment I filled my tea cup with ice cream instead of tea.

My cat didn’t even notice. She didn’t smell it, or pester me while I was eating, or come running and yodeling her need when I opened the freezer.

I am free.

[casual-derg]

What happens if you think about ice cream while getting something else?

[glumshoe]

I just tested this. I got up thinking Ice Cream Thoughts, and by the time I got to the kitchen, guess who was at my heels meowing?

[glumshoe]

THIS IS SHE:

[c3rvida3]

Hmm... concerned I may perhaps be... a sappy bitch.

[phoneticmeow]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

think i would be a good cia lsd brain torture guy

[itsbetterthananal]

an image i made in case you need a reminder today

[hustlerose]

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

[big-red-gum]

p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again

[hustlerose]

chinken nunget

[jessicat-rose]

I am so. fucking. tired. of being sick. It’s been almost three weeks and I still have no clear idea what’s wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I’m getting better and it makes me so happy and I have hope, and other times I feel worse than I have yet and it crushes me. I’m taking antibiotics and a steroid pack and doing everything I can possibly try to feel and get better, and nothing is working. I don’t want to feel like this anymore. I don’t want to keep burdening people because I feel like shit and they can’t help me, but this shit is breaking my brain. I miss seeing my friends. I miss feeling healthy and like a normal person. I feel like I’m never going to get better because there’s no indication of improvement after all of the medicine I’ve taken. I so fucking done feeling like this. I generally enjoy life and have so much to look forward to, but I don’t even want to wake up tomorrow if it means another day of being sick with no hope of getting better.

[myriadsubtletiess-blog]

The worst part about having mental health issues is that you’re seemingly required to have a breakdown in order for people to understand how hard you were trying to hold yourself together.

[thingsididntknowwereerotic]

I have never seen it explained so well.