cringe but also not free

if you’re wondering why i just followed u it’s bc i have a hockey sideblog (if u wanna know u can ask)

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Hey you should totally recruit me. Yeah I've spent the last year in a solitary confinement cell hopped up on my own imbalanced brain chemicals and talking to cats about magic theory. I'm definitely not going to go monkey mode on the first templar who looks at me funny. I totally remember how to be a human. *grabs Warden-Commander's hand* I Love You.

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on your mark ready set let’s go. dance floor pro. i know you know i go psycho when my new joint hits. gotta get jiggy with it mm that’s it honey honey come ride. DKNY all up in my eye. you got a prada bag with a lotta stuff in it? give it to your friend let’s spin. everybody looking at me glancing the kid wishing they was dancing a jig here with this handsome kid. ciga-cigar right from cuba-cubar. i just bite it! it’s for the look — i don’t light it. ill-way the an-may on the ance-day oor-flay. give it up jiggy make it feel like foreplay. yo my cardio is infinite. big willy style’s all in it. that’s right off the dome and i could do the second verse too if i wanted

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i was so excited to watch obsession but man… this is kinda……….. ass

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i try to blog according to the SLUG method

• i hate mySelf

• i hate my Life

• i’m Ugly

• i hope God kills me with a harpoon

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i see y’all aren’t a fan of the slug method.

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i try to blog according to the SLUG method

• i hate mySelf

• i hate my Life

• i’m Ugly

• i hope God kills me with a harpoon

[greelin]

need summer to end. Expeditiously

[greelin]

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, for hands and wrists!

X

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been away on lovely vacation which means i haven’t seen tangy for almost two weeks. we are t-minus ten hours from tangy reunion. everyone start your countdowns

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playing da2 for the first time. how come nobody told me about anders

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went into this game expecting to want to bend fenris into a pretzel but i listened to him talk for five minutes and went okay but what about my sweetieboy anders over here who said he’d drown us all in blood to keep us safe and then asked if we could get a tabby. i guess i thought fenris would be astarion but he’s like astarion if he was unpleasant to talk to. now of course my hawke is a mage so that was always going to be complicated

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had a lovely romantic conversation with anders about him moving into my house and then when we accidentally clicked on him again after the convo he said “i cant go on like this.” to nobody and about nothing in particular. that’s my man

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playing da2 for the first time. how come nobody told me about anders

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went into this game expecting to want to bend fenris into a pretzel but i listened to him talk for five minutes and went okay but what about my sweetieboy anders over here who said he’d drown us all in blood to keep us safe and then asked if we could get a tabby. i guess i thought fenris would be astarion but he’s like astarion if he was unpleasant to talk to. now of course my hawke is a mage so that was always going to be complicated

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playing da2 for the first time. how come nobody told me about anders

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as the worlds foremost lesmand fan, the newest tvl is made for me only. everyone give me and this episode some privacy

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miss igan… ann arbor… so many beautiful ladies around

[insecuregodcomplex]

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me btw. if you care

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you don’t understand how important lestat is to me. if you spoil his debut for me i’ll find out where you live