Idk man

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Lukas: I'm watching a movie

Jesse: What movie?

Lukas: It's about a men's wife who is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled.A few years later his son is kidnapped and the dad has to track and chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of an mentally disabled woman

Jesse: Wow.Which movie is this?

Lukas: Finding nemo

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Radar: Happy christmas

Jesse: Is barely december

Radar: H A P P Y C H R I S T M A S

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"I want a baby"

Axel: Mine?

- Yeah,who else's?

Axel: Aquaman's

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Xara: Like...¿For lunch?

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Radar: i'm baby

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Jack: No

Jack: Wait don't ask abother guy i'll do it

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Lukas: i'm gay

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Ivor: Oh my god,steal one

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Romeo: Give me a week

Romeo: What color

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Olivia: What are you smoking

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Jesse: You already have the dog

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Petra: Petra has left the chat

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Stella: A dog baby?

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Jesse: I don't understand the people who sleep early,i mean...¿there isn't something that...i don't know...TORMENTS YOU?

Petra: That's why i sleep early,to avoid all of that

Romeo: Banging my head against the wall to pass out usually do the trick for me

Lukas: Two types of people

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Jesse: When i was

Lukas: A young boy

Olivia: My father

Petra: ATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING LEMON.HE DIDN'T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING.HE DIDN'T CUT INTO PIECES.HE DIDN'T EVEN SKIN IT.HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE LEMON INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED.I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE

Axel: To see a marching band

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Romeo: What would you do if i was kidnapped?

Xara: Wait 30 minutes until they gave you back voluntarily

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Jesse: Radar just said "i have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe

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Fandom: Just because you have a cute human design doesn't mean that i'm gonna forgive you for everything you've done

Romeo:

Fandom: Ok,forget it,i really love you,you deserve to be happy and if anything happens to you i'm gonna kill everyone in this room and then myself

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Petra: Let's pretend we're on titanic

Jesse: Ok

Petra: Hi

Jesse: Hello,i like drawing

Petra: I suddenly love you

Jesse: Me 2 babe

Petra: Let's escape this place together,get married and have 10 puppies

Jesse: i'm gonna die in the end

Petra: Why you gotta ruin everything

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Jesse: Hello,i'm tired

Xara: Bitch me too,you ain't special

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Petra: I just got up at 1 am in a friday to found out i have fever which iS FUCKING GREAT

Jesse: Really?,i don't think is great

Petra: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC YOU DUMBASS

(Based on what's is happening to me right now,helpplz)

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Romeo: Hey guys,i don't usually make tweets like this but i want to ask that you all pray for me

Romeo: nothing's wrong with me,i just want more power

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Jesse: "L" is for the way you look at me

Petra: "O" is for the only one i see

Lukas: "V" is very,very extraordinary

Axel: Egg.

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Lukas: I actually don't care about winning this game,as long we are having fun,we're winning

Jesse: Yeah,i just love spending quality time together once in a while

Petra: *stamping card into the table* UNO YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS,DON'T YOU DARE TO PUT ME A +4 OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU,DID YOU HEARD ME SLUTS?

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Doctor: Sir could you please stop doing the worm? Your wife is on labour

Axel: Ma'm could you stop doing the labour? Your husband is doing the worm

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How to kiss a boy

Stella: 1-Hold his hand

Stella: 2-Hold his wrist

Stella: 3-Come closer

Stella: 4-Steal his wallet

Stella: 5-Forget about the kiss,just run

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Lukas: Close your eyes bro

Jesse: Oh,i know where this is going,bro

Lukas: What do you see bro?

Jesse: Nothing bro

Lukas: That's my life without cookies bro

Jesse: Bro...

Jesse: Wait what

Lukas: *runs*

Jesse:

Jesse: BITCH YOU JUST STOLE MY COOKIES