Incorrect Tarantino Quotes

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[ily-honey-bunny]

Cliff: Rick, you’re my best friend.

Rick: Aw, thanks, buddy.

*later*

Cliff, sobbing: And then he said thanks—

Brandy, waiting by her dog bowl: *barks*

Cliff: I knOW

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Mr. Pink: How do you just drink a soda when there’s a nearly dead guy laying there?

Mr. Blonde: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?

[anticmiscellaney]

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Mr. Brown: I heard that you’re pretty paranoid.

Mr. Pink: I’m not paranoid.

Mr. Pink: …

Mr. Pink: Who said I was?

[anticmiscellaney]

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Mr. Pink, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with, uh… seven espresso shots?

Mr. Brown, standing in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

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Freddy: What’s your favorite cop movie?

Vic: Robocop. It’s got everything I like: gratuitous violence.

Freddy: ...Oh, I thought you were listing things.

Vic: I was. I’m done.

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Eddie: Anyone else angry and gay on this Wednesday night?

Larry: I’m bi and annoyed, is that close enough?

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Freddy: Do I have a crush on Mr. White? Of COURSE not.

Holdaway: Uh... I didn't ask you that.

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Chris: *taunts major warren*

Warren: *raises fist to beat him up*

Chris: heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy

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Pink: New year, new me!

Nice Guy Eddie: New year, same me! I’m a perfect bitch.

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Freddy: Hold me.

Larry: I am holding you.

Freddy: Hold me like you mean it.

[anticmiscellaney]

[fritzllang]

Freddy: Did Mr. White just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Mr. Pink: Yeah.

Freddy: And did I do finger guns back?

Mr. Pink: Yeah, you did.

[anticmiscellaney]

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Larry: Can I just say...

Vic: What?

Larry: You [indicating Vic] look like a gay cowboy, and you [indicating Eddie] look like a gay terrorist.

Eddie: No, YOU look like a terrorist and your face looks ridiculous.

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Well, I'm just gonna go wash all this blood off... is a weird way to end a conversation.

Vincent Vega

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Marsellus: All bald people look good in hats.

Jules: You should have lived in the twenties and thirties. You know, men wore hats all the time then.

Marsellus: What a bald paradise that must have been. Nobody knew.

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Eddie: I can't believe you went to jail for me. Why did you do that?

Vic: That's what friends are for, right?

Eddie: No!