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Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle
dirt enthusiast

roma★
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor

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formative years? aren’t they all?
show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse
˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍
you have to read to your kids you have to read with your kids you have to read in front of your kids you have to take your kids to the library you have to talk about books with your kids you have to let your kids read books that are a little difficult or scary you have to teach your kids to love reading
eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella
got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"
Fuck. I don’t want to do another day.
i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
I fuck with banana bread it’s the most delicious thing on earth why does everyone always leave me
You won't tell anyone, right ,Puffpuff? I guess you don't like that name. I thought it was cute, though... Puffpuff. So that's a no, huh?
Qifrey and Brushbuddy Witch Hat Atelier (2026) — 1x09 Kamome Shirahama