If I wanna fly, I'll find a way to fly.

bly hildegard. 18. sweating in the sun.

[bly-hildegard]

inbextween​:

Is it? I mean, we’ve spent a lot of time together. And we were friends before we started dating! And she’s my soulmate, even if right now she’s Even if things are a little I mean, that’s the hope! We’re waiting till I finish school in a year and a half, but, yeah! That’s the plan. 

Nice! Spending time with the person you wanna marry is like a pretty good start LOL So like you’re gonna be engaged for longer than you were just dating? I guess that’s not too weird, my parents were engaged for two years before they got married and they’re best friends. That gives you time to plan the wedding too which is pretty nice. I mean you want like a wedding right? Or is this an elopement situation? I think I would wanna do an elopement - just kinda drive into the sun and then come back married 

[bly-hildegard]

inbextween​:

Oh, um that’s a lot of caps yeah! To my girlfriend. Her name is Mina. We’ve been dating since April technically. 

Oh cool! That’s super fast ! So y’all are actually like for real going to get married?

[bly-hildegard]

stolensiren​:

No, see, that’s because they come with all kinds of bonus features now. They can print hamburgers. You can store soda in the USB ports. They make fantastic skateboards. They’re really revolutinoizing the industry there.

Definitely a different one. Gotta spread the love, right?

Wooooooow, I can’t believe that didn’t show up in the manual! I wouldn’t be living off of Papa John’s famous garlic sauce if I had known! I should really start printing some hamburgers. How sustainable is that for the environment anyways? Are there any microplastics in the hamburgers?

Can’t let a lake feel left out, do you know a good one I should go to?

[bly-hildegard]

stolensiren​:

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Actually, all computers are completely waterproof now. Don’t believe me? Toss the new one in the lake. Thank me later!

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Omg thank you so much for telling me, I had no idea. Honestly, it makes a lot of sense on why it was so expensive to buy then. Who knew a new laptop would have me struggling to pay rent LOL 

Do you think I should throw this one in the same lake I dropped the first one into or a different one?

[bly-hildegard]

inbextween​:

You know, that’s fair. This place is certainly unique.

Uh huh, sure. I definitely believe you. Well, I mean, as long as you’re having fun and working hard, I bet you guys are gonna do great! Lemme know when your first game here is, I’d love to come watch! 

Uh, I mean, the usual. School, went to my mom’s funeral, preparing for finals, practicing magic, got engaged– oh, I learned how to drive! That was fun. Went to the carnival a few times. Did you make it over there?

HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP

BUDDY, I am simply not reading the rest of that message cus I read the words GOT ENGAGED and will simply not let that one slip by my ADHD brain. If I don’t grab on now, I will be sucked down a rabbit hole of late 90s cereal commercials and it is NOT happening. 

[bly-hildegard]

kadavernagh​:

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An… energy? What do you mean? Are you referring to the pond scum? 

You seem youthful, which is, perhaps, why I am having difficulty understanding your verbiage. You tripped over a vine and fell in the lake? 

No computer in your backpack at the time, I hope.

A vibe! A mood! A feeling! The energy is thick with vibe near the lake. It’s alive with something and that something is sinister. It ruins those who dare cross its path. Which is why I fell victim to it 

Imma ask a rude question, but how old are you? I feel like my great grandma called me youthful, my regular grandma called me a kid, so I’m feeling you out to be at least ninety six. 

The lake tricked me and placed a trap vine, which I fall over with my phone in my pocket and my laptop in me bag. The lake is a Clever Girl, but I am learning her secrets .... I am learning them

[bly-hildegard]

deathisanartmetzli​:

Not so fast

[bly-hildegard]

kallmekitty​:

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If you give me two to twenty business days, I bet I can take a lawyer test and be certified. I won’t be cheap, but I will be affordable. Or, if you’d like, I can be a consultant while you defend yourself. I also haven’t taken any law classes, but I’m a natural born arguer, and there ain’t never been a lake that has ever beaten me in an argument before.

I think this’d also work real well.

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Do you think you can get certified online? How affordable is affordable cus I did just pay for a phone and laptop and rent. So like I’m mainly eating ramen and like an italian spice blend when I don’t have ramen. Oh dude, I love arguing. We should argue sometime 

I am not scuba certified but I bet we could get certified pretty quickly in a town like this if we wanna start searching the lake.

[bly-hildegard]

inbextween​:

That’s because most of it is Must be one of those town quirk things.

At least you know now– don’t take laptops near lakes. How’s the season been so far? It’s started, right? 

Pretty sure everything here is just a town quirk thing

Listen, I knew that before! I just forgot I had my laptop with me. It started alright! Spent a weekend in Nebraska for it. Teams got a lot to work on, if I’m honest, but I think we’re shaping up to come back strong. What have you been up to?

[bly-hildegard]

Iphone slip. Sad for you zzzt zzt. welcome back zzt zzt

Thank you zzt zzt. Very happy to be back zzt zzt

[bly-hildegard]

deathisanartmetzli​:

Idiot.

No you

[bly-hildegard]

inbextween​:

Oh, geez, that doesn’t sound fun. Careful telling that story around here, though, some people might think it’s true lol.

Your phone and laptop? What were you doing with your laptop by the lake?

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People think a lot of weird stuff is true here

I went on a walk with my teammates after practice. It was not our best plan in the world, but I have learnted my lesson

[bly-hildegard]

inbextween​:

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Everything okay? I was worried when you just, like, disappeared. What happened?

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The lake violently pulled me into its depth and I lost my soul to it briefly. 

hahah I’m kidding, I just slipped in and ruined my phone and laptop. I had to take like all the shifts to pay my rent and replace them. I was like working whenever I wasn’t in class or practice tbh No biggie really

[bly-hildegard]

kallmekitty​:

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You’re clearly a victim of a terrible crime. You thought about suing the lake? You should, personally. You could get a mighty fine payment from it. No telling how much money that lake’s got in it.

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I have not found a lawyer who is willing to take on my case, though I am considering representing myself in court. I have never taken a law class but I think I can beat the Lake. 

... Maybe we should rob the lake

[bly-hildegard]

kadavernagh​:

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Unfortunate incident with the lake? Lakes are not sentient; they cannot be at fault for anything. But what happened? If you’re referring to Dark Score, many deaths occur there.

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Lakes have an energy that makes them more than dead though! So it can absolutely be at fault. Did... not know that people have died there, but I went there with some of my teammates and I slipped in (was pulled in by a vine) when I had my backpack on :( It was much sad, very bad

[bly-hildegard]

After..... YEARS (a month), my phone and laptop have been replaced after that unfortunate incident with the lake. I do stand by the fact that the lake was in fault and that I am completely innocent. 

[bly-hildegard]

deathisanartmetzli​:

[pm] I can show you one.

I’m sure you’ll manage.

[pm] Uh, are they like you? Ya know, like all like uncaring? I’m not sure I can handle two of you

Thanks for the vote of confidence lol