Non-sequitur

It could be the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others.

[blze001]

[blze001]

[redballpointpen-deactivated2022]

@secrettunnelyeah heres ur present for my bday no receipt u cant return it 

[dankmemecentral1]

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

[wlwidow]

I’m right don’t fight it.

[lorn-art]

Slightly inaccurate Screencap redraw I did cos I was bored

[annakie]

You no longer need that outlaw band. You never did.

Other Class Companions

[blze001]

“I won’t stand by and let you insult my friends and companions! Well, except Skadge. Fuck that guy. The implication he’s dead kinda cheered me up a bit, to be honest.” - Bounty Hunter

[owlire-deactivated20181203]

Just witnessed this on twitter

[blze001]

Artemis Ryder on Voeld

*The crew is standing on a snowy mountain, looking out over the icy vista* Ryder: *Makes Tauntaun noise* Jaal: “What was that sound you made?” Ryder: “Uhh, cold weather animal from the Milky Way. I’ll show you a documentary that has them in it back on the Tempest.” *Later* Jaal: “That documentary was… interesting. Confusing, I will admit. I must ask: why did it start with number four? What happened to the first three vids?” Ryder: “Oh, those? Lost to time and forgotten, meesa afraid.” Liam: “No.”

[alleluiaelizabeth]

… Is this actual banter from the game? How do I get it?

[blze001]

No, it’s just an idea for banter I came up with considering my Ryder’s personality and how she and Liam would probably roll out movie references left and right.

[nourgelitnius]

[kesterite]

gay icon mollymauk “lucien” tealeaf

[frumpkin-spice-latte-deactivate]

“What have you done”

[nerf-burger]

[blze001]

I feel like if you make a Togruta Jedi, you’re contractually required to make sure they are color matched with T7.

[cheesedoodlesurprise]

Dear Arcann

Your gift is fugly

xoxo

Lishuss

[meonlyred]

Like Lish has any fashion sense

[cheesedoodlesurprise]

We both know that he is fly as fuck

[blze001]

Why does he look like he takes fashion advice from Zapp Brannigan?

[meonlyred]

greyias replied to your photo: All my character progressively star wearing darker…

Oooh pretty top! (And I’m laughing at the pants ;)

She took his clothes, dyed them, and seamed them to fit. He left without them after all. They are hers now. It’s fair. The jacket was probably thrown out the window. It’s hanging outside, stuck in a conifer now. 

[theronshansjacket]

It’s really cold out here. Does someone mind bringing me back inside?

I miss my closet :(

[meonlyred]

When your owner stops being an idiot and comes home, he can climb up into the tree and get you. Hopefully it won’t rain before then. 

[theronshansjacket]

I’m a victim here! He left me too! We should be commiserating over drinks and making fun of his stupid hair and awful awful tr8r jacket…

…we were supposed to grow old together. My leather cracked and faded, he accidentally setting the rec room of the old folks home on fire. We had so many plans! Before he decided to go run off with some younger, hotter, cult-affiliated jacket.

[meonlyred]

Fine, fine. The hot tube better?

(TBH to even fit in this jacket without it falling off her skinny ass shoulders, she probably had to seam and edit it too. Or use it as a tent. Peaks over the collar like a turtle, “I live here now.”)

[blze001]

I just want to point out it’s 110% in character for Rossa to have an argument with an inanimate object. Carry on.

[blze001]

Character A: Wanna see a trick?

Character B: The last time you showed me a trick, it took two weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.

[zaminoo]

I didn’t even let him speak before I shot that fatbot at his head, it was on sight