The Yapper

escaping evil Instagram and returning to my roots🥶💪‼️

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The man-hater in me disolving while I search for the perfect video of cats to pretend was on my FYP and send it to a man that has absolutely 0 interest in me and is going to a college hours away from mine in 2 weeks:

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No caffeine is already killing me and I started 4 hours ago

I want a mid shift double shot espresso :(

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I think redbull should find a way to add the daily dose of fiber and 50% of the daily dose of banana chemical (starts with p, can't spell it) WITHOUT changing the flavors.

I truly think America would be healthier and literally why tf not? If it tasted the same no one would care and it's already expensive so like ik they're making bank off it. 2 for EIGHT BUCKS?? Who do you think I am ELON MUSK???

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I think all lighting designers should do one show under their own lights.

After that you'll stop putting the lights at full.

80% is just fine.

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Just realized this is a secondary blog and to keep this alive I must keep my cringy primary blog alive

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How I stare at my screen after I filter out all the freaky tags on ao3 and the fics go from 10k to 300

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Morning Redbull Think sesh-

Thinking about the ads Danny Gonzales used to talk about and how good they were compared to a grown man shouting "Oh no! The red gooner gang is coming to rizz me!" And the AI generated slop in place of the silly old mobile game ad.

I miss the badads, I didn't think it would get so much worse that I'd miss the old shitty ads. RIP Spanking Bears and the Wizard🫡🫡

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I'm so ready for evil men at bars, I cover my drink in the comfort of my own home cuz of these damn BUGSSSSSS WANTING MY REDBULL

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haven't touched this in years. Thank god I'm funnier now bc wtf was any of my other posts⁉️ Instagram is evil and I must find a new place to post my every thought, I have a journal to write my every thought but it isn't enough I must have reactions💪‼️