Dr. Pineapple

Got a problem in your life? I can fix it. By chucking a pineapple. Nothing on this stupid blog is mine. Except my name. Oku is mine too. My bae

[hotvampireadjacent]

I love r no stupid questions…. What do you mean you were scared

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this dumbass fake tweet screenshot from reddit had me in hysterics earlier for some reason

[hotvampireadjacent]

Insane

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[imjunebitch]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[ohcaptains]

[enyter]

[tall]

[sailermoon]

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

[sailermoon]

[kaijuno]

[nudityandnerdery]

But, important to note, you can have two of them.

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

[romancedawning-deactivated20210]

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

[atlaheritageposts]

atla heritage post

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“Wait, you know the Fire Lord?”

“I’ve never seen that man in my life.”

[dailycatsblog]

[catchymemes]

me be like

[dietranch]

hyper beam

[razerbackbitch]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[tittyinfinity]

I used to feel really sad for the pokemon trapped in these balls and would bite & chew every bit of Ball off until the pokemon was completely clean

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable