TEKKEN N' TETSUYA

rito. 27/m/fl. communist. wrestling, fighting games, horror, whatever. see about.

[baconpal]

2026

[leazoth]

»i love you, takatoshi.« | 13 sentinels: aegis rim 

[maybevillage]

beat this game a couple days ago so i thought i’d do a lineup of all the protags :-)

[grraveryl]

[ggunbusted]

pls play 13 sentinels its amazing

[rainyholmes-arc]

13 sentinels brainrot oops

[pepegle]

[glumshoe]

can you give us a summary of gilgamesh’s story? i know its like thought to be one of the oldest literatures recovered but idk the actual story?

Tyrant king Gilgamesh oppresses his subjects enough that they pray to the gods to stop him. The gods create Enkidu, a furry with a sense of justice, to be Gilgamesh’s opponent and teach him humility. Enkidu gets laid and goes off to fight Gilgamesh, loses, but impresses the king enough that he decides they should be Best Friends Forever. (“YOU’RE buff, and I’M buff… with our powers combined, we could be DOUBLE BUFF!!!”)

Gilgamesh and his new furry boyfriend traipse around having adventures, being ludicrously buff, killing monsters for fun, and pissing off gods. The goddess Ishtar tries to seduce Gilgamesh, but he rebuffs her because she’s notoriously a terrible girlfriend, so she sends another monster after him and he and Enkidu rip it apart. Gilgamesh throws part of its ass at her and the gods decide Enkidu should die as vengeance.

Gilgamesh is devastated at the loss of his furry boyfriend and mourns over the body for a full week, until a maggot falls out of its nose. He’s so traumatized by this and the entire concept of death that he embarks on an Epic Quest to find the secret to immortality. At this point the plot starts to get confusing and big chunks of it are missing, but he has more adventures, meets some surprisingly friendly scorpion people, hears all about how terrible the afterlife is, etc. He maybe dies and gets buried eventually? It’s unclear.

It’s thousands of years old real person incomplete fanfic.

[glumshoe]

Gilgamesh: “Utnapishtim! Tell me the secret to immortality!”

Utnapishtim: “Okay, well, first you must overcome sleep—”

Gilgamesh: [already snoring]

[peregreen]

The best part is that when Gil falls asleep, Utnapishtim’s wife makes a loaf of bread for each day he’s asleep and just, lays them out like a glutenous calendar. So when Gilgamesh wakes up and tries to claim that he closed his eyes for a few seconds, Utnapishtim dramatically gestures to the bread, the oldest of which is already covered in mold, as if to say, you have slept for this much bread.

[glumshoe]

I also like when a snake steals Gilgamesh’s weed.

[perelka-l]

is nobody going to mention ishtar threatening the world with zombie apocalypse or 

[glumshoe]

Ishtar can do what she wants but hopefully she won’t

[normal-horoscopes]

ITS HONESTLY NOT THE MOST IMPULSIVE THING ISHTAR HAS DONE

[avtavr]

Terminal by Paul Kirps @ MoMA NYC, 2010. © Paul Kirps

[mitchtheficus]

Cody did this masterful thing where he almost made the blood on his face another part of his costume. The same way that his bleach blond hair and his outrageous pants tell you about who he is, the way he wears the blood is another character choice. This is very much not a babyface busted open and bleeding. He made the blood a part of his monstrousness. Idk. It was cool

[clair-audients]

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[funfetticlown]

cloud supports lesbians

[mayanhandballcourt]

Photographer Brendon Burton

[earlgreytea68]

this is it, this is all you need to see, now you have driven across the united states

[oldgamemags]

Video Games Magazine #89, June 96 - Exceited about ‘Final Fantasy VII’. 

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[misteryada]

Oh hey where’d this fucking SNIPER ROUND COME FROM

[jpegfantasy]

Designed by Alan Buchsbaum 🎨

Bath Design, Philip Mazzurco, 1986 📚

Salvaged & scanned by @jpegfantasy 🖨️