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I am reading Gulliver's Travels for the first time ever. Let me tell you, a lot more bathroom humor than I was expecting! But it's so interesting to think about when this was written and how unexpected the vastness of the world must have felt to them, how entirely unknown. I'm only about a quarter of the way through but I had to stop to share this detail: There's this whole bit where Gulliver makes an enemy of some Lilliputian court official because the guy thinks Gulliver is having an affair with his wife, and Gulliver in the book is all like "I assure you, it was all perfectly proper, I was never alone with her," and I'm like.......this woman is six inches tall. I am so distracted by imagining exactly how the sex would be happening here. What does the court official think is happening! What does Gulliver imagine we think is going on with him and this woman! Like....... Yeah this book is wild lol
Now he is in Brobdingnag (because he was home for like two months with his wife and kids and then he was like "fuck this, I would rather go out and almost die again") and this story has gotten a million times wilder. First his caretaker who dresses him every day is a nine-year-old girl, so there's that. And then the ladies of the court are always walking around naked in front of him. I guess because they consider him an insect? But in addition they take off all of Gulliver's clothes, which is...weird, and then they...stick his naked body between their breasts?????? What????? And this is so unsexual because the language Gulliver uses to describe every single bump, hair, pustule, pore, etc on these people's bodies is so graphic and revolting. Or maybe it's just not my kink. If it's your kink, know there's a whole detail about one woman who likes to make Gulliver sit on her erect nipple.
Seriously this book is quite something.
Detail I forgot to mention about Lilliput that I loved, though: the Lilliputian emperor signs his proclamations that he is "his majesty, emperor of Lilliput, delight and terror of the universe." Delight and terror of the universe. I love that. I want to put it in my email signature lol
In my journey through random reading, I just re-read The Odyssey.
Spoilers for an ancient epic poem below.
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I was assigned The Odyssey three times in high school and college and I remember by the third time through coming to appreciate it. Emily Wilson's new translation has been so widely praised that I figured I would give it a re-read.
I am no judge of translating ancient Greek but the Emily Wilson version reads well and is engaging and I appreciated the blend of formal tone and modernism, it seemed perfect for the poem and I loved it. Also appreciated how many different ways Dawn gets described as breaking.
Odysseus? I found unbearable hahahaha. I just could not with him. I do not remember being so annoyed with him when I was younger! But this time through I was like, Dude, you have made a million bad decisions, PLEASE STOP NOW. As far as I can tell Odysseus's main talent is telling incredibly elaborate lies, to everyone he meets, even where there is really no reason to lie, and certainly not in such detail. But he is OBSESSED with lying. I also love how many names for different made-up fathers he could just pull out at the drop of a hat. I mean, they were impressive lies, very detailed, but I was much less impressed by lying as a superpower than I think the ancient Greeks intended me to be.
Also I only remembered Odysseus's journey. In my head his return to Ithaca was a tiny bit of the poem. Whereas in actuality almost all of the poem is his return to Ithaca and his journey is the tiny bit AND it struck me for the first time that we only ever hear about his journey FROM HIM. And the whole poem is about what a good liar Odysseus is. So now I think the entire journey is suspect and this idea of the unreliable narrator is my favorite new Odyssey headcanon lol. I just never learned it that way and I wish I had thought to bring this up in any of my seminars!!
I was also struck by how the deep belief in gods made it so that no one was ever responsible for any of their actions, ever. Everything they did was because one of the gods wanted them to do it. If the suitors were evil and said evil things, it was because a god made them do it. If Odysseus was able to kill them all, it was because a god wanted it to happen. There was just zero idea of accountability in the way the society was functioning and it was fascinating to me. (My favorite thing was how often people would casually be like, "Hey, can I get a ride on your ship, I just killed someone in town and people are after me," and no one asks any questions, they're just like, "Sure! Hop aboard!") I don't ever remember discussing that in my seminars either and it seems especially important because I think that detached feeling of "can't blame me, it's God's plan" still does show up in some religious beliefs.
One hilarious little moment happened when the suitors were plotting to kill Telemachus and as they're discussing it eagles descend and start attacking them and afterward they're like, "Was that a bad omen! Should we not kill Telemachus!" And then a second later they're like, "Nah, I'm sure that was just a wild coincidence." People only see what they want to see lol
The suitors were actually by far my favorite part of the whole story. They were absolutely hilarious. I love how over the top they were. Like, the swineherd would come in to deliver their dinner and they would throw things at him and shout things like "Smelly pig-man!" And it's like, dudes, chill hahahaha. They just cracked me up. But I also liked how everyone in the poem really is complex and no one is actually really good or even really evil, because the suitors are like, "We wouldn't be here if Penelope would just marry one of us," and I obviously do not approve of this patriarchal society requiring this woman to be married but at the same time I do recognize that I think in their society they were making a valid point that Penelope wasn't entirely blameless and it wasn't all on the suitors. But that ambiguity means nothing in the world of the poem because Athena loves Odysseus best. And I don't say that disapprovingly, it's just clearly how they explained some people winning and some people losing when everyone is making valid points.
My other favorite part of the poem was really contemplating how time works in it. Odysseus has been gone twenty years. With no reliable or solid word about him. (because goddesses keep kidnapping him to have sex with him). And yet every single person Odysseus meets in Ithaca (while he's in disguise) IMMEDIATELY unprompted is like, "Man, every day I cry about how much I miss Odysseus. He was awesome. You would have loved him. Just the best guy." For many many verses this poem is just Odysseus listening to people rave about him. And if they didn't rave about him he was like "those people are not loyal." ...no, Odysseus, you've been gone TWENTY YEARS. I think those are the people who just moved on! Sorry not every one of your enslaved people still weeps every night over you. Honestly the whole poem is way more wild and out there than I remember it being. I really remembered it being about Odysseus's journey and it is honestly most just lots of random Ithacans in perpetual grief.
The Odyssey is in the news lately for obvious Christopher Nolan reasons. I am generally very bad about seeing movies -- I have always been this way, Idk why I'm like this lololol -- so I haven't seen it yet, although I want to because I've heard it's excellent! But I also listened to a review of it that just...hang on, the gods are barely in it???? Because I recently re-read The Odyssey (see above) and the gods are the whole story. The people in the story are nothing without the gods. Indeed there is no story without the gods. I think it's possible The Odyssey is a better movie if you haven't recently re-read the epic lololol am I going to be that annoying person spending the whole time being like, THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!!!
That said, I was talking to a friend of mine about how I'd recently re-read the story and she said blankly, "It's based on a book?" and I was ilke, "...The Odyssey is like the foundational epic of Western civilization, you didn't have to read it in college?" and she just continued to look at me blankly so now I've decided maybe everything about my education was weird lol (I was not, to be clear, a classics major, although I was an English major, which possibly explains it).
Anyway, I think if I made The Odyssey into a movie, it would be all about the gods and not the people, because that's truly how the epic read to me. Idk, that was what struck me as most interesting about the story, how little agency anyone has in it. I used to think Odysseus was a cunning hero, but nah, he's actually just doing whatever Athena tells him to do the whole time. It's Athena's story, she's the hero, she's running the whole show. She gets him home safe even though all the other gods hate him (for, honestly, some decent reasons lol)
I am reading Gulliver's Travels for the first time ever. Let me tell you, a lot more bathroom humor than I was expecting! But it's so interesting to think about when this was written and how unexpected the vastness of the world must have felt to them, how entirely unknown. I'm only about a quarter of the way through but I had to stop to share this detail: There's this whole bit where Gulliver makes an enemy of some Lilliputian court official because the guy thinks Gulliver is having an affair with his wife, and Gulliver in the book is all like "I assure you, it was all perfectly proper, I was never alone with her," and I'm like.......this woman is six inches tall. I am so distracted by imagining exactly how the sex would be happening here. What does the court official think is happening! What does Gulliver imagine we think is going on with him and this woman! Like....... Yeah this book is wild lol
i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in
update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald
He couldn't have been clearer.
people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
The older this post gets the funnier it becomes
My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.
that’s how fucked up our world is now
Their cousin might be able to help with that.
if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history
Do you ever think about how Patrick just used to sing this song to us every night?
I was sad that Pete made this comment after fame < infamy! Were we not loud enough singing along!
Back to the Future (1985) dir. Robert Zemeckis
Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.
I have got bad news for you about how connecting to the internet works and how corporations will respond to requests from the government.
this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either
This week, hosts Amory and Ben take a chilling look at how our social media is used for surveillance with Dell Cameron, an investigative rep
(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile
Have you ever thought about doing an Arthur/Eames growing up together/high school/college fic like you did in Saving Sherlock Holmes? I think it would be really cool :)
Indeed! I’m clearly drawn to YA! I’m working on a high school AU for them. It is nowhere near the sweeping scale of SSH, but it’s sweet and lovely and I’m very fond of it and can’t wait to share it!
Someone just liked this so it came across my notifications and I was reading it like "huh have I written a FOB high school AU?" And then I was like, wait, the whole history of the band is a high school AU lolololol
Had a minute at work to look it up, and I did find the title!
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#O Ancestors! I cry. What is your wisdom for times like these?#Start a garden and have a cuppa. says my great-grandmother who went through the depression#Lie your ass off to the government and have a cuppa. says my great-great grandfather who escaped the potato famine#Keep your humours in balance and have a cuppa. says my ancestor who survived the bubonic plague#Bring tribe together so many make strong and have cuppa. says my neanderthal ancestor#BITE THEM BITE THEM BITE THEM. Says my small arboreal ancestor. ALSO LITTLE TREAT.#Thank you for your wisdom ancestors. I say and turn on the kettle. - gallusrostromegalus
How serendipitous to discover that my tags have passed Peer Review just as I have sat down with a cuppa :)
The pilot's mischievous flight path was noticed by plane spotters on the flightradar24 tracking app
If that doesn't scream "Douglas Richardson"...
This new "spin the wheel, take a poll" trend makes me think about that time when we all shared random personality quizzes and then it turned out they were somehow being used to destroy democracy
Hey hey, as a librarian, can I just say don’t pace yourself at the library. I get a lot of customers saying “oh I shouldn’t get too many books out at once” but like you should!!!! Max out your card, take everything we have on a subject you’re interested in, make a book fort in your home. We love that shit! It doesn’t matter if you read them or not; just take them for an adventure and bring them back whenever they’re due!
For public libraries, one of the ways we secure funding year to year is lending. Governments don’t want to fund more books if they’re not being used and the way we measure use is by issues. Regardless of whether you read it or not, whether you have it for a day or a month, if you issue it to your library card, we get the stats! It makes the library look good!
Help your local library; get books out even if you know you can’t read them all!