Parker ♟️

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[boardgamesmotherfucker]

“ why, a gee gosh golly and a heidy-ho! i’m parker, the board games, and awayyyyy we go! ”

hello!! my name’s parker, but you can call me…whatever my dice say we are! HAH!

i’m a system host (newly promoted! /hj), and we’re bodily 20.

follows back at @harlequinhovers

BYF under cut

- i will post abt source memories here a LOT, and am more than open to questions about them!

- i won’t say i’m an artist but i do dabble in drawing chance and i sometimes -w-

- open to interaction from any DE fictive, even other parkers!

- ALSO i’m gonna get fakeclaimed for this for SURE but open to roleplayers!! i’m very open to roleplay, and will treat you as the character :] i love little games like that!!! (just clarify that you’re a roleplayer please)

- since we’re bodily an adult, i’m probably gonna post nsfw at some points. it’ll always be tagged. no MDNI but if i see a minor engage in an nsfw post we post or reblog it’s an immediate block

- diceplay haters welcome but know i personally have a very good view of the ship (we were a bit doomed by the narrative in source memories but not just letting him have me is one of my biggest regrets).

- the closest thing i have to a formal DNI is “don’t be weird, don’t be bigoted, don’t be an endogenic system”

- treat me as if i am parker please, however you read that is fine but do know being a fan of me will boost my ego and i already have a huge ego

- tagging system for filtering ease:

#NDER - not date everything related

#parker remembers things - source memories

#parker gets angry - rants

[boardgamesmotherfucker]

parkeeeer :((

I havent fronted in so long parker :((

Im so homesick now

Ur the only one i know parker

Putting my hand on the glass

-cherry

HI CHERRY HIIII!!

i miss my source mems too a lot, it’s kinda… really weird being a person lol? sometimes i just want to be a little stack of games playing with you again

[parkernsfw]

Call me fucking with fate the way I’m bouncing on Chance.

[fox-in-thigh-high-sox]

Ask and you SHALL receive @dogxbonez

[dogxbonez]

NO FUCKING WAY!????? OP CAN I KISS YOU

[boardgamesmotherfucker]

thinking about chance again i want that cookie so bad…

[b0wie-st4rdust]

I've gone full circle guys.

[queerpunktomatoes]

Image IDs under cut

[IMAGE IDs: A series of photos with words in typewriter font. They read:

1: Know your rights. All people in the USA have these rights regardless of citizenship

2: You have the right to:

-Remain silent -Not sign anything -Walk away if you’re not being detained -Tell others their rights -Record and document -Seek legal help

Clearly state that you are exercising x right.

3: If ICE comes to your door:

-Ask if they have a warrant signed by a judge -If they don’t, don’t let them in -State you are remaining silent -Don’t say a word

4: If ICE comes to your workplace:

-Ask if you are free to leave -You have the right to refuse a search -Do not sign anything -Remain silent

5: If ICE stops you on the street:

-Stay (act) calm -Ask if you are free to go -Remain silent and do not sign anything -You have the right to refuse a search

6: If ICE stops you in your car:

-Don’t open the door or lower the windows all the way -Ask if they have a warrant signed by a judge -They have no authority over traffic and you do not have to show ID

7: If ICE arrests or detains you:

-You have the right to immediately speak to an attorney and remain silent until then -They can’t listen to you talk to your attorney

8: Don’t fall for ICE’s ruses. They will lie and pretend to be local police, even dressing in their uniforms. Be on guard around all law enforcement. Know and exercise your rights.

9: The printable zine.

END ID.]

[funnyfixxations]

i havent been posting a lot of date everything but it has not left my mind trust 🤞

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

[rain-droplet]

even you

[elzorton]

Samalamadingdong

[elzorton]

lil guys! please put him in places and situations (and tag me if you do!)

[boardgamesmotherfucker]

if you could see me now, would you be proud of me?

i made friendships without the dice. i’m finally admitting that i love you. how much i loved you this whole time, and how much of a chokehold those dice had over me.

would you forgive me for making you wait this long? would you have moved on? would realization have taught you that you can find someone who’s ready?

i’m sorry it took me this long

[alextuckrrr]

[diva-here]

These two are the most chaotic duo ever and i love it

[hey-haven]

Shut up SHUT UP NOBODY LOOK AT ME

[boardgamesmotherfucker]

PARKERRR hi! I absolutely love your character design and everything!!! Gosh I hope we can be friends! ^^ - dogxbonez

ooh sure!! i’ll be so FRIENDLY with you!! :D

[boardgamesmotherfucker]

PARKER HI HELLO

i have questions... regarding the relationship dice...

do ya still go by em? and if so hows that work now? im genuinely curious

would you consider relationships you remember getting to stay the same or would you have to re roll even if both you and the other person remember the same?

and speaking of which... what was ur status w the human u remember?

HI CHERRY SO

do i still go by them?: i would if i could, haha! my host is kinda boring and never got any board games (i got so desperate i walked to walmart and got myself some uno >:T), so i don’t have any dice i could modify into relationship dice. also, i don’t think i could weigh them the way chance did

if i remembered the same status as another fictive: i’d accept that fully! if we didn’t agree or neither of us remember rolling i think i’m ready to begin trying friendships made without the dice, as nervewracking as that is

status with human?: i forget if we even rolled to be honest, but they had played all three board games and last i recall friendship was the most likely option!

[boardgamesmotherfucker]

oh also this blog is gonna be me centered but i’m gonna post really neat art of any of our favorite characters!! so if you see a lot of amir daemon or cam don’t be shocked that parker of all ppl is reblogging it 😭