putting the bi in bissonette

PFP by the most talented @adelphenium || he/him/hole ||

[gaybroons]

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Hi!!!

• I’m Lavender/Leaf

• I go by he/him/hole and she/her pronouns interchangeably

• I am genderfluid

• this is an RPF friendly blog! That said, all of the HRPF posts will be tagged as such. #hrpf or more specifically the pairing shipname/number (eg, Brad Marchand/Patrice Bergeron will be tagged as #marcheron or #100)

• this blog is bruins centric, but there will be other teams and players featured here :)

• I also write! Find me on ao3 here under the user lavender_petal

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[gallusrostromegalus]

Thoughts, in approximate order:

You know, given how C. lupus, C. lupus familiaris, and C. latrans can all create perfectly viable hybrids, and that the proto-dogs that domestic dogs descended from much more resembled coyotes than wolves, it's not really a surprise that some yotes are experimenting with domestication.

Goddamn that lady must be fucking shredded to be able to chase down a coyote through a swamp.

"Don't let wild animals into your house, you are not going to make Dogs 2.0, you're going to get injured and the animal killed." is probably obvious enough advice that I don't need to put it in the tags as a reminder.

...I know more than four people on this site that have poisoned themselves trying out 'foraging guides' they found online, two people IRL who tried to keep raccoons at pets, and have a family member who got hospitalized for Cat Scratch Fever after grabbing a feral cat bare-handed. This is apparently, not obvious enough.

Do Not Attempt To Domesticate Coyotes

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[senatortedcruz]

he doesn't have instagram and hasn't updated his facebook since 2019 so i've been beating it to some linkedin pics of him speaking at a conference

girl

[gremlininho]

be crimes do gay

[ur-daily-inspiration]

credit

[gilliebee]

my one qualm with the fine folks that upload vintage hockey fights is that a lot of them are still stuck in trading vhs's culture like boy everyone digitize what you got and add it to the communal pool!!!!!!

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[filthyjanuary]

i think nick suzuki should be allowed to attack these people

[filthyjanuary]

adding another one to the collection of people i'm exploding with my mind

[filthyjanuary]

another for my fucking collection get away from my captain right now stop perceiving him

[filthyjanuary]

i actually cant ethically say what i would like to happen to these people but i am thinking it

[medievaljournalist]

If you play your cards right when you die you get to be a poison ghost instead of a regular ghost

[canesbian]

oh they’re just actively identifying as jarvy’s WAGs now

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[tawnyow-l]

Sometimes a WAG is a bunch of dudes from Winnipeg in a minivan

[roanssportingevents]

this would kill connor mcdavid

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[diary-of-alice]

pro-tip: your blog is about you. be self-indulgent, self-absorbed, and self-possessed. go all in on your obsessions. this is a work of self-expression, a living monument to your heart.