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"Can it wait a bit? I'm the middle of making poor life choices?"
“poor life choices? the kind that you do naked or the kind that are gonna require me to come save you and then an identity change?”
“Most likely…. Probably both.” Purses her lips before smiling cutely.
"I'm in. What are we doing?"
"Can it wait a bit? I'm the middle of making poor life choices?"
“poor life choices? the kind that you do naked or the kind that are gonna require me to come save you and then an identity change?”
Cards Against Humanity Starters:
“I drink to forget alcoholism.”
“This is the prime of my life. I’m young, hot, and full of crippling debt.”
“Dear [NAME], I’m having some trouble with doing the right thing and would like your advice.”
“During sex, I like to think about Mufasa’s death scene.”
“White people like all-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.”
“I’ve had enough of your face.”
“Having problems with menstruation? Try shutting the fuck up!”
“The gypsies said my inner demons are how I’ll die.”
“I don’t need luck! I have edible underpants!”
“Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s daddy issues.”
“My superpower is being a dick to children.”
“Studies have shown tasteful sideboob is good for you.”
“Honey, mommy and daddy love you very much, but apparently mommy loves daddy’s credit card more than daddy.”
“When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50 foot statue to commemorate a tiny horse.”
“The class field trip was completely ruined by puberty.”
“Licking things to claim them as your own will always get you laid.”
“Hope is a slippery slope that leads to a disappointing birthday party.”
“Step one: almost give money to a homeless person. Step two: taksies-backsies. Step three: profit.”
“Me time never fails to liven up the party.”
“Why not spice up your sex life by bringing that thing that electrocute your abs into the bedroom?”
“Ever since the ‘incident’, every time I close my eyes, I still see your sad little naked body.”
“Women get turned on by tentacle porn.”
“Help! My son is farting and walking away!”
“I lost my virginity by pretending to care.”
“I learned the hard way that you can’t cheer up a grieving friend by giving a tumor a cutesy nickname.”
“Thanks to the sharing economy, I can now make money renting out my used panties.”
“Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children a can of whoop-ass.”
“Honey, I have a new roleplay I want to try tonight! You can be shutting the fuck up and I’ll be not having sex.”
“The next Happy Meal toy is pinkeye.”
“My mom freaked out when she looked at my internet history and saw ‘a-big-black-dick.com/a-bigger-blacker-dick.”
“Can it wait a bit? I’m in the middle of making poor life choices?”
“Remember the old days when you could just slap 'SWAG’ on everything?”
“TSA guidelines now prohibit whining like a little bitch on airplanes.”
HERCULES(1997) QUOTES
Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.
I can’t believe this guy. I throw everything I’ve got at him, and it doesn’t even…
What… are… those?
Um, I don’t know. I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.
Aren’t you… a damsel in distress?
I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.
Well, they’re just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?
He’s not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.
You mean, *if* he gets outta there.
Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think “No” means “Yes” and “Get lost” means “Take me, I’m yours.”
You know, wh-when I was a kid, I-I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.
You wanted to be petty and dishonest?
I’m a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.
I don’t know. Um, maybe we owe him money?
So you took care of him, huh? “Dead as a doornail.” Weren’t those your *exact* words?
Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?
People do crazy things… when they’re in love.
Okay, fine, fine. I’m cool. I’m fine.
You were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman.
For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.
____, when I’m with you, I-I don’t feel so alone.
Is Wonderboy here for real?
So, can’t. Love to, but can’t.
Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
Thanks for everything, ___. It’s been a real slice.
He’s gotta have a weakness, because everybody’s got a weakness
Ohhhhh, at least out loud I won’t say I’m in love.
People are… are gonna get hurt, aren’t they?
Nah. I mean, it’s, you know, it’s a possibility.
Ah, but dreams are for rookies, kid. A guy can only take so much disappointment.
Aren’t we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
Honey, you mean “Hunk-ules!” Ooh, I’d like to make some sweet music with him.
How sentimental. You know, I haven’t been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.
We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.
You might feel just a little queasy. It’s kinda natural. Maybe you should… sit down!
Now you now how it feels to be like everyone else. Isn’t it just peachy?
It looks better that way. No, it really does.
*I’ve* been captured! Whoa. Hey, watch the glasses.
It’s all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
Aw, how cute. A couple of rodents lookin’ for a theme park.
I’ll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.
Lilo and Stitch - sentence starters
1. "Stupid-head."
2. "Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog."
3. "Want to listen to the King? You look like an Elvis fan."
4. "Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind, or forgotten."
5. "We're a broken family, aren't we?"
6. "I'm the one they call when things go wrong. And things have indeed gone... wrong."
7. "I was afraid you were going to say that. This won't be easy to explain back at headquarters."
8. "You smell like a lawnmower."
9. "Does this look infected to you?"
10. "Aloha!"
11. "You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try creating something for a change?"
12. "Oh, good! My dog found the chainsaw!"
13. "I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face..."
14. "You were built to destroy. You can never belong."
15. "Our family is little now, and we don't have many toys, but if you want you can be a part of it."
16. "I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I'll promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions."
17. "It's nice to live on an island with no large cities."
18. "WHAT? After everything you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT?"
19. "Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things I did today!"
20. "I prefer to be called 'evil genius'."
21. "Stop! I have just determined this situation to be far too hazardous!"
22. "One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face."
23. "We are fired. Now we do it my way!"
24. "My camera's full again!"
25. "Don't worry, she likes your butt and fancy hair."
26. "No more caffeine for you."
27. "Don't leave me, okay?"
28. "This is my family. I found it, all on my own."
29. "Why are you all wet?"
30. "Did you catch fire again?"
31. "You better not have rabies."
32. "Bring... him/her... back."
33. "Heard you lost your job."
34. "I think it might be a koala... an evil koala."
35. "You are such a pain!"
36. "A shooting star! I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!"
37. "We need something that can defend itself. Something that won't die. Something... sturdy... you know?"
38. "If you wanna leave, you can. I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone who leaves."
39. "You're crazy."
40. "Did you ever kill anyone?"
41. "That's okay. You can just date me and we'll call it even."
42. "So you're from outer space? I hear the surfing's choice."
Things Said To or About My Dog:
“KEEP YOUR BUTT TO YOURSELF!!”
“Did you just spit out your medicine?!”
“He acts like he’s never been fed in his life.”
“Stop having sex with inanimate objects!”
“He’d hurl himself into a volcano just to eat a French fry.”
“Stop being an asshole.”
“Don’t look at me like that!”
“Give me some room to breathe, would you?”
“Oh my god. Please tell me you didn’t eat that.”
“My son is so rude.”
“You just do the opposite of everything I say don’t you?”
“Don’t backsass me!”
“It doesn’t need a pulse for [NAME] to get busy with it.”
“Really? You’re gonna do that right now? We have company.”
“I’m telling you, you don’t want to eat this. You won’t like it.”
“Look how cute your butt is!”
“Magikoopa your doopa!”
“Stealing?! Again?!”
“Just because you peed on it doesn’t mean it’s yours.”
“He brings his toys wherever he goes, then forgets and pees on them.”
“This idiot just ran into the middle of the street and almost got hit!”
“Why are you so out of breath?”
“Sorry, he’s kind of racist.”
“Why are you so antisocial? Can’t you get along with anyone?”
“Believe it or not, sniffing someone’s butt isn’t very polite.”
“It’s not time to play. It’s time to go to bed.”
“Just because you can’t sleep doesn’t mean you should wake me up.”
“Why are you digging?”
“What’s that in your mouth?”
“Oh, so now you’re ignoring me?”
“Look at that cute face!!”
“Just because it’s your birthday, doesn’t mean you can act like this.”
“Why is he running around like a lunatic?”
“You only eat under the table?”
“Wanna go swimming?”
“Leave him alone!”
Send a love letter to my muse!
It can be platonic, romantic, silly, graphic, anything that comes to mind!
like if you save :)
Bobby x Reebok Korea
Bobby teaching people how to “respect” women’s decisions. #NomeansNo
bcs I miss him already
Finish the sentence in my inbox.
“I want you to…” “Why didn’t you tell me…” “I wanted to tell you…” “Have you ever…” “What do you think of…”
send me ☯ if your muse has ever thought about mine naked
@hyojunsung
how is that dangerous?
Every time I go to you page to send you an ask I have to stop and stare. Stop being so attractive. It's distracting.
should i wear a bag over my head?
