The Lost Boy

Bethany Olivia Bell Gryffindor Carry on, Wayward Son

[bobbybobbybob]

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[paraversa]

Sierra Kay: Morning ritual. Gotta clear out that grog! x

[lucas-hayes]

Yeah, no.

There’s no way. No way I’m staying here for another year.

[bobbybobbybob]

I fucking know, right? This shit must be illegal!

[christina-carrow]

I don't want to do homework today.

[christina-carrow]

That’s a lie.

[bobbybobbybob]

So? That's the point!

[bobbybobbybob]

In the jungle, the mighty jungle!

[lucas-hayes]

Not my baby! My baby!

[bobbybobbybob]

What baby...?

[christina-carrow]

I don't want to do homework today.

[christina-carrow]

But it’s due tomorrow.

[bobbybobbybob]

Procrastination's a bitch, innit? Just make up an excuse like... oh, yeah, someone's toad gave birth on it and now I can't read it, sorry!

[barbaric-brutus-blog]

...Has anyone seen my shirt?

[barbaric-brutus-blog]

What kind of gentleman would I be if I said no?

[bobbybobbybob]

A shitty one, if you were ever one at all.

[christina-carrow]

I don't want to do homework today.

It’s hard.

[bobbybobbybob]

Then don't do it. Simple.

[birchbranch]

Visit Original Link

[bobbybobbybob]

In the jungle, the mighty jungle!

[lucas-hayes]

Cresswell!

[bobbybobbybob]

-because Bob doesn't actually listen Bob misinterprets the entire situation and Bob now thinks Luke means Krys isn't pregnant with his baby but Dirk's instead-

It's Cresswell's baby and not yours? What? Is that what's going on here?

[bobbybobbybob]

In the jungle, the mighty jungle!

[lucas-hayes]

No, no Bob Cat what we have on our hands here is me not entering fatherhood. Fuck, fuck we need to celebrate. Not that it wouldn’t have been peachy but not at seventeen, not when my mum is still physically able to kill me with her bare hands. Fuck. Drinks! Drinks and-… Actually… You know what? I still haven’t found Baby, I haven’t- You don’t think…

[bobbybobbybob]

-pretending to listen and nodding and yeah-ing- You're right, I don't think... I don't think what?

[bobbybobbybob]

What have I been drinking?!

[romulus-the-hunter-blog]

Whatever it is, you better share!

[bobbybobbybob]

Psh, no! Whatever this shit is, it's good and it is mine!

[dean-jacobs-bitch-blog]

Shit what's her name again- Brett?

[dean-jacobs-bitch-blog]

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[bobbybobbybob]

Look,dude, bro, sunny jim, you know exactly what I'm talking about so grow a pair and spit it out before I make you.

[bobbybobbybob]

Grampa Bell is coming next week!!

[rasmus-rowle]

Weird. It’s all so weird. We have 4 coins. 20kr, which is 2 pounds, 10 kr, which is 1 pound, 5kr, which is 50 pence and 1kr which is 10 pence. BUT WHY ON EARTH ANYONE WOULD NEED 1 PENNY OR 2 PENCE IS BEYOND ME. and we also have 4 bills. 1000kr, which is 100 pounds, 500kr which is 50 pounds, 100kr which is 10 pounds and 50kr which is 5. we only like big money.

[bobbybobbybob]

That's weird, why is it 10 when it's 1?! D: I hate pennies, but we save all our 1ps, 2ps and 5ps and other small change and put them in a coinstar machine which counts it all and exchanges it for notes when we have enough.

We have 1p, 2p, 5p, 10p, 20p, 50p, £1 coin, £2 coin, £5 note, £10, £20, £50, £100. I think there might be a £200.

[bobbybobbybob]

What have I been drinking?!

[bobbybobbybob]

I propose a sing-song at this barbeque fiesta!

You can't have a barbeque without a sing-song. Prepare your voices, dudes.