Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos

Brutus Mulciber Pureblood Seventh Year Slytherin

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russian6air:

Amazing Ian Somerhalder 😍

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Holy- Did that painting just wink at me?

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Moment taken, they all feel very praised I bet. Are you looking for your family?

[barbaric-brutus-blog]

Haha! No. My mum is hanging out with my friend and my dad couldn't make it so...

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Hogwarts.

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Study? Good. -holds out hand- Kevin MacDonald, again. I’m sure it’s a pleasure.

[barbaric-brutus-blog]

-smirks and shakes his hand- I'm sure it is. I mean, it's always a pleasure having Mary around. I'm sure it's a family trait.

[barbaric-brutus-blog]

He better get his hands off her.

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Hogwarts.

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Who are you and why do you know my daughter?

[barbaric-brutus-blog]

Mulciber. Your daughter helps me... study.

[maxs-littlelambs-blog]

Holy- Did that painting just wink at me?

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Oh. Well, might just be me but I don’t think a portrait can really have anything- cookies included.

[barbaric-brutus-blog]

Then let's take a moment to praise whichever gods are listening for not bringing me into this world in a frame.

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B. T. W.

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-glares- You don’t. What you do need to do however is leave. Now.

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Fine.

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Huh...

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Of course. No please, keep talking in riddles, it’s great. I love it. Look, you’re trying to say my girlfriend cheated on me and I don’t believe you because she wouldn’t do that. And that’s girlfriend Brutus so no you haven’t earned the right to anything to do with her so whenever you feel the need to say anything about her or to her how about you just don’t.

[barbaric-brutus-blog]

If you're so sure about that, then why don't you ask her? -smirks and leans in close to him- If I wanted to do... anything with her, all I'd have to do is snap my fingers.

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...Has anyone seen my shirt?

[sinfulbell]

I missed you.

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I know.

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...Has anyone seen my shirt?

[bobbybobbybob]

Only if I get the first shot.

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What kind of gentleman would I be if I said no?

[sunshinethevampireslayer]

Where am I?

[sunshinethevampireslayer]

Hm…

Okay.

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Okay?

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B. T. W.

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No, no I’m- I’m not. I’m not.

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No... You really are...

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B. T. W.

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You don’t a thing about what I want.

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Oh, I think I do.

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Holy- Did that painting just wink at me?

…You can’t have these cookies, please stop looking at me.

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Might just be me, but I don't think the cookies are what he's after.

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Hogwarts.

Kevin MacDonald approves.

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MacDonald, eh?

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Thank you universe.

I swear everyone in this dump has a seriously hot mother. I’ve died and gone to Hell.

[barbaric-brutus-blog]

Well, aren't you just the sweetest? Thank you, Julian dear.

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Huh...

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I’ll owl you an apology fruit basket, Brutus. You saw her kissing someone else? And I’m supposed to believe you? -frowny face- Don’t talk about her like that.

[barbaric-brutus-blog]

Do include some mangos.

Hmm... maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Maybe it was some scruffy fellow who, I'm assuming, failed a few years and is trying to sort his shit out now because he's still unemployed. Who knows? -smirks- I'm pretty sure I've fucked her more times than you, so I think I've earned the right to say what I want about her.