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where rhe fuck am i -bob

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

I DONT KNOW I FELL THROUGH A PORTAL WHILE PLAYING POOL WITH A FRIEND

Damn, fucked up

thats what im saying man

[ holy shit hes hot... ]

Anyway, answer my question. Who are you?

Bob! Bob T. Misventur

Hm. Evil Doise. Evil Teo A. Doise.

Wow thats uhm- certainly a name.

I was born not by a mother but by a creator. I have no purpose other than to mirror the woman I was built from.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I GET IT

👍

[ scratches back of neck ] so uhmmm what do u do for fun?

I sit around and do nothing

boringggg watch this!

[ does a backflip then explodes as a identical bob walks in. ]

Man sure am glad im not THAT guy.

... Fascinating.

yeah i know right

You are.... Very very fascinating

So fascinating you are

thanks!

where rhe fuck am i -bob

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

I DONT KNOW I FELL THROUGH A PORTAL WHILE PLAYING POOL WITH A FRIEND

Damn, fucked up

thats what im saying man

[ holy shit hes hot... ]

Anyway, answer my question. Who are you?

Bob! Bob T. Misventur

Hm. Evil Doise. Evil Teo A. Doise.

Wow thats uhm- certainly a name.

I was born not by a mother but by a creator. I have no purpose other than to mirror the woman I was built from.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I GET IT

👍

[ scratches back of neck ] so uhmmm what do u do for fun?

I sit around and do nothing

boringggg watch this!

[ does a backflip then explodes as a identical bob walks in. ]

Man sure am glad im not THAT guy.

... Fascinating.

yeah i know right

where rhe fuck am i -bob

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

I DONT KNOW I FELL THROUGH A PORTAL WHILE PLAYING POOL WITH A FRIEND

Damn, fucked up

thats what im saying man

[ holy shit hes hot... ]

Anyway, answer my question. Who are you?

Bob! Bob T. Misventur

Hm. Evil Doise. Evil Teo A. Doise.

Wow thats uhm- certainly a name.

I was born not by a mother but by a creator. I have no purpose other than to mirror the woman I was built from.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I GET IT

👍

[ scratches back of neck ] so uhmmm what do u do for fun?

I sit around and do nothing

boringggg watch this!

[ does a backflip then explodes as a identical bob walks in. ]

Man sure am glad im not THAT guy.

where rhe fuck am i -bob

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

I DONT KNOW I FELL THROUGH A PORTAL WHILE PLAYING POOL WITH A FRIEND

Damn, fucked up

thats what im saying man

[ holy shit hes hot... ]

Anyway, answer my question. Who are you?

Bob! Bob T. Misventur

Hm. Evil Doise. Evil Teo A. Doise.

Wow thats uhm- certainly a name.

I was born not by a mother but by a creator. I have no purpose other than to mirror the woman I was built from.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I GET IT

👍

[ scratches back of neck ] so uhmmm what do u do for fun?

where rhe fuck am i -bob

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

I DONT KNOW I FELL THROUGH A PORTAL WHILE PLAYING POOL WITH A FRIEND

Damn, fucked up

thats what im saying man

[ holy shit hes hot... ]

Anyway, answer my question. Who are you?

Bob! Bob T. Misventur

Hm. Evil Doise. Evil Teo A. Doise.

Wow thats uhm- certainly a name.

I was born not by a mother but by a creator. I have no purpose other than to mirror the woman I was built from.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I GET IT

where rhe fuck am i -bob

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

I DONT KNOW I FELL THROUGH A PORTAL WHILE PLAYING POOL WITH A FRIEND

Damn, fucked up

thats what im saying man

[ holy shit hes hot... ]

Anyway, answer my question. Who are you?

Bob! Bob T. Misventur

Hm. Evil Doise. Evil Teo A. Doise.

Wow thats uhm- certainly a name.

where rhe fuck am i -bob

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

I DONT KNOW I FELL THROUGH A PORTAL WHILE PLAYING POOL WITH A FRIEND

Damn, fucked up

thats what im saying man

[ holy shit hes hot... ]

Anyway, answer my question. Who are you?

Bob! Bob T. Misventur

where rhe fuck am i -bob

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

I DONT KNOW I FELL THROUGH A PORTAL WHILE PLAYING POOL WITH A FRIEND

Damn, fucked up

thats what im saying man

[ holy shit hes hot... ]

where rhe fuck am i -bob

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

I DONT KNOW I FELL THROUGH A PORTAL WHILE PLAYING POOL WITH A FRIEND

The fuck happened to maurice -bob

Like you'd care, Bob.

WHAT DID I DO

You haven't talked to me in MONTHS, dog! None of you have!

DUDEEE MY GAME GOT CANCELLED THATS WHY

Huh? You a game dev like Junior?

uhm sure lets go with that

Neat. Anyway yeah I got attacked by a clone and went into a coma for like a year and now I'm back and able to shapeshift

Wow thats uhm- something man, wanna go play pool?

Absolutely. I've missed playin' pool with you 'n the others!

... How are Joseph and Ropey, anyway?

Whos ropey again? My memory sucks.

Also joseph? Hes fat as ever.

Bah, it's alright. Ropey's forgettable.

(He shrugged, then chuckled)

Is he still hustling people?

For food? Bah yeah.

Damnit, man! I guess I'm teachin' him another lesson. (He cracked his knuckles, despite him not having bones to crack)

Hey come on, let a man eat! [ He laughed loudly, before cracking his neck(?) ]

Geez, you got money for pool this time or am I payin again?

I TOLD him to quit hustlin' the kids! They're too gullible! (He snarled, before adjusting his glasses)

Hm...

(he stuck a hand in his chest, pulling out a now-soggy wallet and checking inside)

I think I have enough, yeah.

[ He blushed for some reason. ]

yeha thats cool, so uhm yeah same ppace as always?

(He paused, tilting his head)

Whatcha blushin' at?

(he didn't even hear the question that caught him so off guard)

i was thinkin bout someone i saw, yknow

... Is that so.

(he takes his...)

(...?)

("Glasses"...? Off.)

Look me in the eyes and say that, dawg.

[ looks in eyes ]

that, dawg?

... I'm going to choke you.

(he dropped his "glasses.")

Dude its not that deep, can I not have a crush on someone?

WHO ARE YOU CRUSHING ON DAWG!!!

dawg let me be deadass

i ust to have a crush on u

(He paused, "staring" at Bob despite not having any eyes on his face at the moment)

WHAT!!!

WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!

I'm not gay, Bob! I have a WIFE!!!

I SAID UST MAN

[ frown, he feels horrible about himself ]

(He continues to stare at Bob, jaw agape, before sighing, pinching the bridge of his nose)

I'm not mad, I know I'm sexy as hell. It's just. Surprising.

dude i swear it wasnt in like a gay way like as a friend yknow

You had a crush on me as a friend?

(he's now attempting to find his "glasses", he kinda needs them to see 🥀)

like platonic

[ He grabbed the glasses handing them to maurice. ]

Theres this person im interested in but i dont know their name

Been there. Names suck. (He put his glasses on, squinting)

[ He just sighed before checkimg his pocket. ]

You still got your pool membership card?

Somewhere in my guts. Dunno where exactly.

Lemme uh- check for you.

[ He had a somewhat digusted face as he plunged his hand in and pulled it out. ]

Sorry about that.

(he shuddered)

It's ... Alright, I'm the one using my body as a storage space.

#now to think of a interaction with evi and bob))

Yeah uhm yeah.

The fuck happened to maurice -bob

Like you'd care, Bob.

WHAT DID I DO

You haven't talked to me in MONTHS, dog! None of you have!

DUDEEE MY GAME GOT CANCELLED THATS WHY

Huh? You a game dev like Junior?

uhm sure lets go with that

Neat. Anyway yeah I got attacked by a clone and went into a coma for like a year and now I'm back and able to shapeshift

Wow thats uhm- something man, wanna go play pool?

Absolutely. I've missed playin' pool with you 'n the others!

... How are Joseph and Ropey, anyway?

Whos ropey again? My memory sucks.

Also joseph? Hes fat as ever.

Bah, it's alright. Ropey's forgettable.

(He shrugged, then chuckled)

Is he still hustling people?

For food? Bah yeah.

Damnit, man! I guess I'm teachin' him another lesson. (He cracked his knuckles, despite him not having bones to crack)

Hey come on, let a man eat! [ He laughed loudly, before cracking his neck(?) ]

Geez, you got money for pool this time or am I payin again?

I TOLD him to quit hustlin' the kids! They're too gullible! (He snarled, before adjusting his glasses)

Hm...

(he stuck a hand in his chest, pulling out a now-soggy wallet and checking inside)

I think I have enough, yeah.

[ He blushed for some reason. ]

yeha thats cool, so uhm yeah same ppace as always?

(He paused, tilting his head)

Whatcha blushin' at?

(he didn't even hear the question that caught him so off guard)

i was thinkin bout someone i saw, yknow

... Is that so.

(he takes his...)

(...?)

("Glasses"...? Off.)

Look me in the eyes and say that, dawg.

[ looks in eyes ]

that, dawg?

... I'm going to choke you.

(he dropped his "glasses.")

Dude its not that deep, can I not have a crush on someone?

WHO ARE YOU CRUSHING ON DAWG!!!

dawg let me be deadass

i ust to have a crush on u

(He paused, "staring" at Bob despite not having any eyes on his face at the moment)

WHAT!!!

WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!

I'm not gay, Bob! I have a WIFE!!!

I SAID UST MAN

[ frown, he feels horrible about himself ]

(He continues to stare at Bob, jaw agape, before sighing, pinching the bridge of his nose)

I'm not mad, I know I'm sexy as hell. It's just. Surprising.

dude i swear it wasnt in like a gay way like as a friend yknow

You had a crush on me as a friend?

(he's now attempting to find his "glasses", he kinda needs them to see 🥀)

like platonic

[ He grabbed the glasses handing them to maurice. ]

Theres this person im interested in but i dont know their name

Been there. Names suck. (He put his glasses on, squinting)

[ He just sighed before checkimg his pocket. ]

You still got your pool membership card?

Somewhere in my guts. Dunno where exactly.

Lemme uh- check for you.

[ He had a somewhat digusted face as he plunged his hand in and pulled it out. ]

Sorry about that.

#itd be tuff... //

The fuck happened to maurice -bob

Like you'd care, Bob.

WHAT DID I DO

You haven't talked to me in MONTHS, dog! None of you have!

DUDEEE MY GAME GOT CANCELLED THATS WHY

Huh? You a game dev like Junior?

uhm sure lets go with that

Neat. Anyway yeah I got attacked by a clone and went into a coma for like a year and now I'm back and able to shapeshift

Wow thats uhm- something man, wanna go play pool?

Absolutely. I've missed playin' pool with you 'n the others!

... How are Joseph and Ropey, anyway?

Whos ropey again? My memory sucks.

Also joseph? Hes fat as ever.

Bah, it's alright. Ropey's forgettable.

(He shrugged, then chuckled)

Is he still hustling people?

For food? Bah yeah.

Damnit, man! I guess I'm teachin' him another lesson. (He cracked his knuckles, despite him not having bones to crack)

Hey come on, let a man eat! [ He laughed loudly, before cracking his neck(?) ]

Geez, you got money for pool this time or am I payin again?

I TOLD him to quit hustlin' the kids! They're too gullible! (He snarled, before adjusting his glasses)

Hm...

(he stuck a hand in his chest, pulling out a now-soggy wallet and checking inside)

I think I have enough, yeah.

[ He blushed for some reason. ]

yeha thats cool, so uhm yeah same ppace as always?

(He paused, tilting his head)

Whatcha blushin' at?

(he didn't even hear the question that caught him so off guard)

i was thinkin bout someone i saw, yknow

... Is that so.

(he takes his...)

(...?)

("Glasses"...? Off.)

Look me in the eyes and say that, dawg.

[ looks in eyes ]

that, dawg?

... I'm going to choke you.

(he dropped his "glasses.")

Dude its not that deep, can I not have a crush on someone?

WHO ARE YOU CRUSHING ON DAWG!!!

dawg let me be deadass

i ust to have a crush on u

(He paused, "staring" at Bob despite not having any eyes on his face at the moment)

WHAT!!!

WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!

I'm not gay, Bob! I have a WIFE!!!

I SAID UST MAN

[ frown, he feels horrible about himself ]

(He continues to stare at Bob, jaw agape, before sighing, pinching the bridge of his nose)

I'm not mad, I know I'm sexy as hell. It's just. Surprising.

dude i swear it wasnt in like a gay way like as a friend yknow

You had a crush on me as a friend?

(he's now attempting to find his "glasses", he kinda needs them to see 🥀)

like platonic

[ He grabbed the glasses handing them to maurice. ]

Theres this person im interested in but i dont know their name

Been there. Names suck. (He put his glasses on, squinting)

#move evil doise to bob i dont really use grizzelle anymore anyways

[ He just sighed before checkimg his pocket. ]

You still got your pool membership card?

The fuck happened to maurice -bob

Like you'd care, Bob.

WHAT DID I DO

You haven't talked to me in MONTHS, dog! None of you have!

DUDEEE MY GAME GOT CANCELLED THATS WHY

Huh? You a game dev like Junior?

uhm sure lets go with that

Neat. Anyway yeah I got attacked by a clone and went into a coma for like a year and now I'm back and able to shapeshift

Wow thats uhm- something man, wanna go play pool?

Absolutely. I've missed playin' pool with you 'n the others!

... How are Joseph and Ropey, anyway?

Whos ropey again? My memory sucks.

Also joseph? Hes fat as ever.

Bah, it's alright. Ropey's forgettable.

(He shrugged, then chuckled)

Is he still hustling people?

For food? Bah yeah.

Damnit, man! I guess I'm teachin' him another lesson. (He cracked his knuckles, despite him not having bones to crack)

Hey come on, let a man eat! [ He laughed loudly, before cracking his neck(?) ]

Geez, you got money for pool this time or am I payin again?

I TOLD him to quit hustlin' the kids! They're too gullible! (He snarled, before adjusting his glasses)

Hm...

(he stuck a hand in his chest, pulling out a now-soggy wallet and checking inside)

I think I have enough, yeah.

[ He blushed for some reason. ]

yeha thats cool, so uhm yeah same ppace as always?

(He paused, tilting his head)

Whatcha blushin' at?

(he didn't even hear the question that caught him so off guard)

i was thinkin bout someone i saw, yknow

... Is that so.

(he takes his...)

(...?)

("Glasses"...? Off.)

Look me in the eyes and say that, dawg.

[ looks in eyes ]

that, dawg?

... I'm going to choke you.

(he dropped his "glasses.")

Dude its not that deep, can I not have a crush on someone?

WHO ARE YOU CRUSHING ON DAWG!!!

dawg let me be deadass

i ust to have a crush on u

(He paused, "staring" at Bob despite not having any eyes on his face at the moment)

WHAT!!!

WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!

I'm not gay, Bob! I have a WIFE!!!

I SAID UST MAN

[ frown, he feels horrible about himself ]

(He continues to stare at Bob, jaw agape, before sighing, pinching the bridge of his nose)

I'm not mad, I know I'm sexy as hell. It's just. Surprising.

dude i swear it wasnt in like a gay way like as a friend yknow

You had a crush on me as a friend?

(he's now attempting to find his "glasses", he kinda needs them to see 🥀)

#get one of ur many other BLOGS

like platonic

[ He grabbed the glasses handing them to maurice. ]

Theres this person im interested in but i dont know their name

The fuck happened to maurice -bob

Like you'd care, Bob.

WHAT DID I DO

You haven't talked to me in MONTHS, dog! None of you have!

DUDEEE MY GAME GOT CANCELLED THATS WHY

Huh? You a game dev like Junior?

uhm sure lets go with that

Neat. Anyway yeah I got attacked by a clone and went into a coma for like a year and now I'm back and able to shapeshift

Wow thats uhm- something man, wanna go play pool?

Absolutely. I've missed playin' pool with you 'n the others!

... How are Joseph and Ropey, anyway?

Whos ropey again? My memory sucks.

Also joseph? Hes fat as ever.

Bah, it's alright. Ropey's forgettable.

(He shrugged, then chuckled)

Is he still hustling people?

For food? Bah yeah.

Damnit, man! I guess I'm teachin' him another lesson. (He cracked his knuckles, despite him not having bones to crack)

Hey come on, let a man eat! [ He laughed loudly, before cracking his neck(?) ]

Geez, you got money for pool this time or am I payin again?

I TOLD him to quit hustlin' the kids! They're too gullible! (He snarled, before adjusting his glasses)

Hm...

(he stuck a hand in his chest, pulling out a now-soggy wallet and checking inside)

I think I have enough, yeah.

[ He blushed for some reason. ]

yeha thats cool, so uhm yeah same ppace as always?

(He paused, tilting his head)

Whatcha blushin' at?

(he didn't even hear the question that caught him so off guard)

i was thinkin bout someone i saw, yknow

... Is that so.

(he takes his...)

(...?)

("Glasses"...? Off.)

Look me in the eyes and say that, dawg.

[ looks in eyes ]

that, dawg?

... I'm going to choke you.

(he dropped his "glasses.")

Dude its not that deep, can I not have a crush on someone?

WHO ARE YOU CRUSHING ON DAWG!!!

dawg let me be deadass

i ust to have a crush on u

(He paused, "staring" at Bob despite not having any eyes on his face at the moment)

WHAT!!!

WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!

I'm not gay, Bob! I have a WIFE!!!

I SAID UST MAN

[ frown, he feels horrible about himself ]

(He continues to stare at Bob, jaw agape, before sighing, pinching the bridge of his nose)

I'm not mad, I know I'm sexy as hell. It's just. Surprising.

dude i swear it wasnt in like a gay way like as a friend yknow

The fuck happened to maurice -bob

Like you'd care, Bob.

WHAT DID I DO

You haven't talked to me in MONTHS, dog! None of you have!

DUDEEE MY GAME GOT CANCELLED THATS WHY

Huh? You a game dev like Junior?

uhm sure lets go with that

Neat. Anyway yeah I got attacked by a clone and went into a coma for like a year and now I'm back and able to shapeshift

Wow thats uhm- something man, wanna go play pool?

Absolutely. I've missed playin' pool with you 'n the others!

... How are Joseph and Ropey, anyway?

Whos ropey again? My memory sucks.

Also joseph? Hes fat as ever.

Bah, it's alright. Ropey's forgettable.

(He shrugged, then chuckled)

Is he still hustling people?

For food? Bah yeah.

Damnit, man! I guess I'm teachin' him another lesson. (He cracked his knuckles, despite him not having bones to crack)

Hey come on, let a man eat! [ He laughed loudly, before cracking his neck(?) ]

Geez, you got money for pool this time or am I payin again?

I TOLD him to quit hustlin' the kids! They're too gullible! (He snarled, before adjusting his glasses)

Hm...

(he stuck a hand in his chest, pulling out a now-soggy wallet and checking inside)

I think I have enough, yeah.

[ He blushed for some reason. ]

yeha thats cool, so uhm yeah same ppace as always?

(He paused, tilting his head)

Whatcha blushin' at?

(he didn't even hear the question that caught him so off guard)

i was thinkin bout someone i saw, yknow

... Is that so.

(he takes his...)

(...?)

("Glasses"...? Off.)

Look me in the eyes and say that, dawg.

[ looks in eyes ]

that, dawg?

... I'm going to choke you.

(he dropped his "glasses.")

Dude its not that deep, can I not have a crush on someone?

WHO ARE YOU CRUSHING ON DAWG!!!

dawg let me be deadass

i ust to have a crush on u

(He paused, "staring" at Bob despite not having any eyes on his face at the moment)

WHAT!!!

WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!

I'm not gay, Bob! I have a WIFE!!!

I SAID UST MAN

[ frown, he feels horrible about himself ]

The fuck happened to maurice -bob

Like you'd care, Bob.

WHAT DID I DO

You haven't talked to me in MONTHS, dog! None of you have!

DUDEEE MY GAME GOT CANCELLED THATS WHY

Huh? You a game dev like Junior?

uhm sure lets go with that

Neat. Anyway yeah I got attacked by a clone and went into a coma for like a year and now I'm back and able to shapeshift

Wow thats uhm- something man, wanna go play pool?

Absolutely. I've missed playin' pool with you 'n the others!

... How are Joseph and Ropey, anyway?

Whos ropey again? My memory sucks.

Also joseph? Hes fat as ever.

Bah, it's alright. Ropey's forgettable.

(He shrugged, then chuckled)

Is he still hustling people?

For food? Bah yeah.

Damnit, man! I guess I'm teachin' him another lesson. (He cracked his knuckles, despite him not having bones to crack)

Hey come on, let a man eat! [ He laughed loudly, before cracking his neck(?) ]

Geez, you got money for pool this time or am I payin again?

I TOLD him to quit hustlin' the kids! They're too gullible! (He snarled, before adjusting his glasses)

Hm...

(he stuck a hand in his chest, pulling out a now-soggy wallet and checking inside)

I think I have enough, yeah.

[ He blushed for some reason. ]

yeha thats cool, so uhm yeah same ppace as always?

(He paused, tilting his head)

Whatcha blushin' at?

(he didn't even hear the question that caught him so off guard)

i was thinkin bout someone i saw, yknow

... Is that so.

(he takes his...)

(...?)

("Glasses"...? Off.)

Look me in the eyes and say that, dawg.

[ looks in eyes ]

that, dawg?

... I'm going to choke you.

(he dropped his "glasses.")

Dude its not that deep, can I not have a crush on someone?

WHO ARE YOU CRUSHING ON DAWG!!!