la condesa del bochinche.

fire in her bones, honey in her soul. she’s sweet when she has to be, and fierce when she needs to be. IND. PRIV. SEL. SLOW REPLY. MARIA RODRIGUEZ FROM ARCHIE COMICS. ADAPTED FOR THE CW'S RIVERDALE. as told by tiffany. var sc_project=11261404; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="3db80d7f"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

[bochinchera-blog]

guess who’s about to make another blog

[bochinchera-blog]

If I'm not crying about Trina Vega did the day even happen

[orangeskins]

[untamablebeasts-blog]

so i won’t hesitate no more ( no more ). it CANNOT WAIT, i’m sure. there’s no need to complicate. our time is short. this is OUR FATE.

                                                               I’M YOURS.

[bochinchera-blog]

LIKE THIS for a lyric starter

[paper-box]

You called for me, right?

[bochinchera-blog]

ismortal:

     ‘ GEEZ, MARIA, don’t you think that’s a little drastic ? you sound like a weirdly ominous fortune cookie. ’ 

“ drastic? no. i just know first hand how this town turns on you the first chance they get. most of the people who like you now, won’t the second there’s some kind of scandal. ”

[bochinchera-blog]

i really want to change my formatting and make it nice but honestly im so lazy

[bochinchera-blog]

“ i hope life treats you kind and i hope you have all you've dreamed of. and i wish you joy and happiness but above all this i wish you love. ” ( @untamablebeasts // i will always love you - whitney houston // sc )

[bochinchera-blog]

“ and i hope that you are having the time of your life but think twice, that's my only advice. ” ( @ismortal // crazy - gnarls barkley // sc )

[scott-conant]

me: haha why do people always yell at the tv when they watch sports? you know the football players can’t hear you, right?

me watching chopped:

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

SEXUAL TENSION+ Meme

Send a symbol for my Muse’s reaction to the following scenario. Add a + to reverse roles!

👖: My Muse witnesses your Muse wearing tight jeans / clothing  🍸: My Muse witnesses your Muse accidentally spilling ice cold water down their front 💪: My Muse witnesses your Muse coming back from / working out in the gym 🍭: My Muse witnesses your Muse unknowingly(?) eating something in a sensual manner 👐: My Muse witnesses your Muse briefly invading their personal space to get by 💄: My Muse witnesses your Muse applying lipstick/makeup/etc. in the mirror 👙: My Muse witnesses your Muse coming out of the water / shower / bath 👔: My Muse witnesses your Muse succeeding in something with a lot of passion 👗: My Muse responds to your Muse asking them to zip up a dress / tie a tie / etc. 👕: My Muse witnesses your Muse finish up/start changing clothes 👁: My Muse responds to your Muse holding eye contact for longer than usual 💃: My Muse witnesses your Muse dancing / rhythmically wiggling 👱: My Muse notices your Muse’s hair/clothes look awfully…post-coital, even if it isn’t!

[bochinchera-blog]

LIKE THIS for a lyric starter

[bochinchera-blog]

my notifications are a mess bc of that one post rip

[turnedarchive]

burialarchive-blog:

a little psa that if you feel like your female muses are being neglected always throw them at me because female characters need to be protected at all costs and there shouldn’t be a reason why people are neglecting female characters in the first place because they can be just as developed and complex and well written as male characters okay thanks

[bochinchera-blog]

if you have xkit and install soft refresh, you don’t get confetti every time you refresh

[kamiusings]

SHORT STORIES, my favorite kind of poetry ( meme ).

SIX WORDS .

❝ i heard you were doing good. ❞ ❝ you don’t grow your horns overnight. ❞ ❝ i promise, it gets better eventually. ❞ ❝ & we never talked after that. ❞ ❝ am i really, truly, that unlovable? ❞ ❝ don’t talk like you’re coming back. ❞ ❝ my most dangerous habit is trusting. ❞ ❝ we’re made of stars & stories. ❞ ❝ you didn’t have to do that. ❞ ❝ everything is poetry when you’re drunk. ❞ ❝ did i mean anything to you? ❞ ❝ real feelings don’t just go away. ❞ ❝ you came & changed the weather. ❞ ❝ when can you just be mine? ❞ ❝ there was no love, only lust. ❞ ❝ darling, stop wishing on dead stars. ❞ ❝ art is another form of screaming. ❞ ❝ silence is the most painful goodbye. ❞ ❝ what the fuck did you do? ❞ ❝ i’m drunk, dizzy & missing you. ❞ ❝ kiss me like you’re losing me. ❞ ❝ i don’t feel like smiling today. ❞ ❝ not all good people are innocent. ❞ ❝ we’re a disaster in the making. ❞ ❝ some things are better left unsaid. ❞ ❝ we really should’ve talked about it. ❞ ❝ i’m so glad i met you. ❞ ❝ i wish i knew you earlier. ❞ ❝ i fucked (pronoun/name) to our song. ❞ ❝ i dreamed of you this night. ❞

TEN WORDS .

❝ you saw the messed up parts of me, & stayed. ❞ ❝ all i’ve ever wanted was for someone to save me. ❞ ❝ since you left, i have no one to talk to. ❞ ❝ i apologize for the nights in which i cannot breathe. ❞ ❝ everytime i look at you, i want to kiss you. ❞ ❝ we said no strings attached but now we’re in knots. ❞ ❝ there’s a difference between missing someone & missing having someone. ❞ ❝ for which f are you drinking? fuck, forget, or fun? ❞ ❝ my biggest mistake was thinking i could live without (pronoun/name). ❞ ❝ whenever (name/pronoun) rose to kiss me, i fell even more. ❞ ❝ i wish that ‘goodnight’ was followed by ‘i love you’. ❞ ❝ let’s smoke a pack of mentholds & talk about love. ❞ ❝ your deep, sleepy voice makes me feel like i’m okay. ❞ ❝ i read both of our horoscopes looking for an answer ❞ ❝ reality is the absolute last place i want to be. ❞ ❝ i didn’t expect that drunk kiss could mean this much. ❞ ❝ all i need is a late night drive with you. ❞ ❝ feeling pain is nowhere near as terrifying as feeling nothing. ❞ ❝ your eyes are the color of summer fading into autumn. ❞ ❝ you are the warmest home i will ever, ever find. ❞ ❝ the world is less scary when i am with you. ❞ ❝ i still can’t tell which of us was the victim. ❞ ❝ i just need an excuse to hang out with you. ❞ ❝ your expectations for me have been set way too high. ❞ ❝ i don’t want to feel this way about anyone else. ❞