yall got that food network?!

Big sexy food network blog

[slab-o-meat]

gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art

[zodiacatsea]

I want to go on chopped, win, then at the very end yell “I won cutthroat kitchen!”

[duffgoldmans]

Alton Brown be looking like that rabbit from Hoodwinked (2005)

I really hate that you sent me this bc I didn’t know what that rabbit looked like and I had to google it and it turns out you’re right

[threshcadet-deactivated20170714]

check out this guy fieri amv i just made

[dykevillanelle]

kids baking championship is extremely, very relatable

[fieriframes]

[A red car driving on a road, caption: I can bear any pain as long as it has meaning.]

[scott-conant]

me: haha why do people always yell at the tv when they watch sports? you know the football players can’t hear you, right?

me watching chopped:

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you have thoughts on alton brown. not necessarily on his sexiness. just in general.

LOVE good eats but he has intense weirdo energies

[cheaphalloweencostume]

he has the exact same energy as a really cool science teacher in high school everyone loves but there’s always the thought hanging over everyone’s heads as he lights shit on fire at the front of the class that maybe he doesn’t care if any of us live or die

[duffgoldmans]

so when alex guarnaschelli’s daughter draws scott conant like this it’s cute and he likes the photo but when i do it i’m “a hater” and get blocked on his twitter account? double standards smh

[dankmemeuniversity]

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

Alton scolding the chefs behind the judge’s back is my favorite 

[prison-mikes-bandana]

The long argued debate is finally over!!!

[choped]

[auntie-social-acab]

Apparently my mom had a dream that Bobby Flay came to our house and we fixed him a standing rib roast, and he said it was good so she offered him some to take home with him and he took the whole thing and now she won’t watch his shows.

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

and i hope you die, i hope we both die

[rainbow-femme]

Jewish and Muslim people go on Chopped and are made to cook with pork and they make it work, one vegan goes on and refuses to use any meat products he’s given and they have an all veggie episode for him.

[rainbow-femme]

The final basket had honey in it and e refers to it as a total nightmare scenario. Go talk to the Muslim woman who knocked out a pork loin without being able to taste her dish about dealing with nightmare baskets

[sixmonthsandgone]

Honestly, the greatest moment on Top Chef

[dynastylnoire]

Bodied on national television

[imoverallofit]

Shut that shit up