Sasodei Random

amo el Sasodei, constantly like & reblog any post of Sasodei / Deisaso and sometimes I do kitty edits ≧⁀‿⁀≦  or other randoms things

[pantybunny]

Distractions

me: Okay time for some studying!

me: *studies sasodei*

[violottie]

"Bisan flying a kite today ♥️ The Palestinian smile is resistance to the colonizers and their inhumane occupation. Palestine will be free."

from Wear The Peace, 19/Feb/2024:

[norstrum]

[Image description: A picture of Bisan smiling, holding a kite and looking at it in the sky. The kite has the flag of Palestine on it. End image description.]

[lamuliz]

We love you, Lama! <33

[beesie]

free palestine 🇵🇸

[i-am-aprl]

[arrogantwerpen]

THE ICJ WILL ANOUNCE THEIR RULING ON THIS FRIDAY

EDIT:

https://www.icj-cij.org/sites/default/files/case-related/192/192-20240124-pre-01-00-en.pdf

[catchymemes]

[ladykissingfish]

*Sasori, bringing Deidara to meet Chiyo*

Sasori: Now remember, I don’t know how this is going to go. I’m not sure how my grandmother will react to you being a man. But if things get too intense, we will leave. Alright?

Deidara: Okay, hm. *takes Sasori’s hand and gently squeezes* Just so you know, no matter what happens, this has made me really happy. You introducing me to your family, I mean.

Sasori: *smiles and kisses Deidara’s cheek* Thank you, love. Well — *pulls out his key* Here we go.

*the two enter the house to see Sasori’s grandmother in the kitchen*

Sasori: Grandma? I’m here.

*Chiyo comes out, wiping her hands on an apron* 

Chiyo: It’s about time, Sasori. You know my feelings on being kept waiting. Who’s this?

Sasori: This is Deidara.

Chiyo: I thought you told me you were bringing over the person you’re dating; I made dinner and everything! Let me guess, she dumped you already? Tsk. If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times, that —

Sasori: Grandma. This IS who I’m dating. 

Deidara, shyly: It’s a pleasure to meet you, ma’am.

Chiyo:

Chiyo: You … are dating him? Seriously?

Sasori: Yes. I’m sorry, I know I should have told you about this sooner, but I wasn’t sure how you’d take it.

Chiyo, putting her hand over her heart: I … I simply can’t believe this …

Sasori: Grandma, please don’t —

Chiyo, to Deidara: Good lord, you are so handsome! *goes to Deidara and puts her hands on his face, tracing over his features* Flawless skin, gorgeous blue eyes, silky blonde hair …

Chiyo, narrowing her eyes, to Sasori: Boy. What did you give him??

Sasori: P-pardon?

Chiyo: I know you still make potions and poisons. What did you give him, to make him be with you?

Sasori: I didn’t give him anything! He likes me for my personality!

Chiyo: Mm, then I guess he’s not perfect after all. Also likely in need of some glasses.

Chiyo: *takes Deidara’s arm and pulls him into kitchen*

Chiyo: Well, come along, dear; let’s get you fed! Do you like chicken?

Deidara, beaming: I love chicken, Miss Chiyo!

Chiyo: Call me “grandma”, honey. *turns her head* Well come on, boy. Just because you don’t eat doesn’t mean you can’t come sit in here and be polite!

Sasori:

[yowyowyaoi]

Deidara: Hey, Danna? Sasori: Yes? Deidara: Where did you learn how to kiss, hm? Sasori: Why are you asking this? Deidara, blushing: W-hen you kiss me, you're really good at it. But I thought you said that before me, you were never with anyone? Sasori: No, I wasn't. You were my first, and, if I'm lucky, my ever after. Deidara: *smiles* Very flattering, but it's not answering my question, hm. Sasori: If I tell you, do you promise not to laugh? Deidara: Yeah? Sasori: Well ... when I first realized I was falling in love with you, I ... started to think that kissing might happen with us at some point. So I ... I built a puppet made to look like you and I would practice with it every night. Deidara: ... really? Sasori: Yes. I didn't want to be bad at it, and I didn't want you to think that it would be better for you with someone with a fully human body. Deidara: *hugs Sasori* Thank you, Danna, hm. That's the biggest compliment you could ever give me. Do you still have that puppet? Sasori: Yes. Locked away with my older pieces. Deidara: *pulls a match out of his pocket* Bring it here. Sasori: ... pardon? Deidara: Bring. It. Here. That son of a bitch stole your first kiss, and God knows how many others, so, it has to go. Sasori: You DO realize that once you and I got together, I never touched or even looked at that thing again? Deidara: Doesn't matter. A rival is a rival, and you're MINE, Sasori. Now bring the asshole in here or I'm going to explode every single piece in your puppet collection to get to him, hm. Sasori: O-okay ... *walks away* Sasori, to himself: Good thing I didn't tell him what ELSE I practiced with that puppet ...

[knifefightscene]

[ladykissingfish]

Sasori: Deidara? I’ve been trying to get you up and moving for over an hour now. Come on, no more playing around; we have a mission.

Deidara: *yawns* But the bed is so cozy, hm.

Sasori: *smiles and sits at the edge of the bed, reaching out to stroke Deidara’s hair*

Sasori: Have I ever told you that you look your most beautiful like this?

Deidara: Really? I do?

Sasori: Mm. Your lovely, soft, sleepy face. Your shimmering hair spread all over the pillow. The way the color of your eyes change to reflect the sunlight coming in through the window. If I’m not careful, I’m going to lose my heart to you entirely.

Deidara, blushing: You don’t have a heart in that puppet body, Danna. But thank you, hm. My heart is yours, too.

Sasori: You know, the longer I see you like this, the more I wish I could *keep* you like this, in just this pose, forever. You’d look so enchanting, kept as my sleeping gorgeous blonde doll, for all of –

Deidara, jumping out of bed: J-just give me a few minutes to get ready and we can go on our mission, hm! *runs into bathroom*

Sasori, to himself: About time, brat.

[ladykissingfish]

*Deidara working as a grocery store cashier*

Deidara: *repeatedly tries scanning a can* I don’t think this one has a bar code …

Male Customer: If it doesn’t have a barcode, that means it’s free, right?

Deidara: Not quite the way it works, sir. Give me a second I’ll have my manager do a price check on —

MC: You know, I don’t see a barcode on you, either. Does that mean you’re free, too? Say, later tonight?

Deidara, blushing: Ah, s-sorry sir but I’m taken, hm.

Sasori, suddenly behind MC: And since you like free stuff so much, here’s an offer for you: I’m friends with the head surgeon down at the hospital. Keep flirting with MY boyfriend and I’ll have him stitch you back together for free, after I shatter every bone in your —

MC: *leaves in a hurry*

Deidara: Dammit, Sasori! You’re going to get me fired, hm!

Kakuzu, manager of the store: It’s okay; he promised me he’d always pay for whatever items the customers leave behind when he scares them away. *holds up a wad of cash* Made a pretty penny so far.

Sasori, hugging Deidara: See? And you thought I couldn’t have normal interactions with people! Your boss likes me just fine!

Deidara:

Deidara: or you’re both fucking weirdos, hm

[catchymemes]

[ladykissingfish]

Deidara: Hey, Danna ... are you okay?

Sasori: I'm fine. Why?

Deidara: Your face looks strange, hm. Like you're angry about something.

Sasori: I'm not angry; in fact, I'm rather pleased today. I finally finished my newest puppet. This is my happy face.

Deidara: ... your "happy face" looks very similar to the face a serial killer makes right before they claim a victim, hm.

Sasori: I'm not sure which I find more concerning; the fact that you feel my face looks that way, or the fact that you know what kind of face a murderer makes to begin with.

Deidara: Never said I was a saint, Danna.

Sasori: Good. Neither am I. *wraps arms around Deidara's waist* We belong together.

Deidara: I --

Kisame: You belong together in an *asylum*.

Sasori and Deidara:

[prettypinkpansy]

rare vent art from a few months ago

[queer-and-longing]

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

[saint-yaint]

This is the thing!

[cal-is-a-cuddlefish]

[meepmoopmaap]

[yowyowyaoi]

*Sasori walks into his lab, nearly trips over Deidara laying on the floor*

Sasori: Deidara? What are you doing?

Deidara: I threw out my back, hm. Can you give me some medicine?

Sasori: *chuckles* You’re a little young to be throwing out your back, aren’t you? Well, here … *helps Deidara to slowly sit up and lean against the wall* Give me a few minutes to prepare you something, old man.

Deidara, scowling: It’s Tobi’s fault, not mine. The idiot tripped and fell into a sinkhole. Took all of my strength to pull him out; that guy is heavy, hm.

Sasori: *shakes his head* Such clumsiness …

Deidara: You’re telling me. This is like the 3rd time this month.

Sasori: Mm. But no matter … *sits down on floor next to Deidara and hands him a warm cup* Sip this, slowly. There’s painkillers steeped into the tea. When you feel well enough to stand, I’ll help you to my bed, and I’ll give you a massage to help your muscles. 

Deidara: Thanks, Sasori. *leans over and kisses his cheek before sipping his tea*  Love you.

Sasori: *gasps*

Deidara: What’s wrong??

Sasori: I think that’s the first time you’ve ever said that …

Deidara, blushing: Maybe, but … I mean you already knew that I did, right?

Sasori: Yes, but actually hearing it is a different story. I love you, too. Very much.

Deidara: Good, hm. So when’s the wedding then?

Sasori: W-what??

Deidara, chuckling: Ha, your face. Relax, I’m just kidding.

Sasori: Deidara, you’re young. You’re only 19. Marriage is a serious commitment and you shouldn’t even be thinking of such a thing yet, at least until you’ve walked around the earth for a few more years. 

Deidara: Danna, seriously I was just —

Sasori: But I’ll tell you something; I’ve made up my mind that you’re the one I want to spend my life with. If in a few years you still feel the same, I will marry you, and make you as happy as I possibly can. I promise.

Deidara, trying to hide his tears: Asshole; turning my pain into a romantic day. Y-you’re such a sap, hm. 

Sasori: And you’re such a beauty. *kisses Deidara’s forehead, then lifts him into his arms* Now lets get to that massage I promised you.

*about a month later*

Deidara: *trips and hurts his ankle*

Hidan: Oi; you’re pretty fucked up. C’mon let me pick you up and carry -

Deidara: No, hm! Just tell Sasori I’m here and tell him to come get me!

Hidan: Huh? But … it’ll be nightfall before he could get here …

Deidara, dreamily: Then tell him to bring candles and wine!

Hidan:

[bodoquehenko]

I keep thinking about the AU, of Sasori as little red riding hood and Deidara as Tinkerbell but I haven't had time to work on it