i had a dream that stephen malkmus was doing an art installation at an inn slash wedding venue near me, but it was just a sink full of dirty plates (just plates). and naomi @pavewoment was very upset about not being able to go to this art installation and was like „someone should go in and do those dirty dishes“ so i went in and brought a sponge and dishsoap and i started doing the dishes. and as i kept going the dirt on the plates turned into, like, pressed flowers, and i was like oh no this is a piece of art. and stephen malkmus will be so upset. and maybe naomi didn‘t even MEAN it????? i was just trying to win her respect! and then i went home, but the inn employees tracked me there using their cameras & this employee knocked on my door and i was like this is it. this is it. i‘m getting arrested. and then she was like listen. no hard feelings. i also thought those dishes needed doing
