I once was a spy, how could I be a spy again?

Szol (any pronouns) art side account is @szollibisz2 Commissions open!

[szollibisz]

NEW COMMISSION SHEET!!

my commissions were on and off closed for a few months but new they're fully open and updated!!!

[smytherines]

the hierarchy of alcoholic beverages Owen Carvour drinks (pre-fall):

1. Dry white wine, partial to champagne

2. Gin & Tonic, his standard cocktail when he drinks spirits (not too often), a solid, reliable drink that's difficult to screw up

3. Negroni, also a gin drink, pure slut mode, every time Owen orders it Curt knows he's about to get felt up in a dark alley

And post-fall:

1. Fuck it he'll drink VODKA brand vodka from the new democratic republics of old socialist prussian sloviskia, he'll drink paint thinner, he doesn't gaf anymore

[joeyclaire]

[fjordfolk]

skrap sees that you have two slices of bread, and he has none. skrap has idea for how to fix this

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[rottingjam]

vince gilligan if you can hear me put carol in more tank tops in s2

[guiltfactory]

when two people have been together for so long and so much resentment has built up and they keep killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and even if there's still love between them they can't help it they just can't stop killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and killing each other

[thesnakethatmarches]

It still makes me laugh that Pokey heard Workin Boys and was like oh shit that’s kinda good let’s sprinkle that in as well

[segamascott]

[szollibisz]

I'm not against rpf but it's so funny when people genuinely talk about it like fictional characters/relationships, that have canonically explored feelings and thoughts in a piece of media "oh the fandom makes up an ooc version of x😔" "their dynamic is completely different actually🙄" or "they wouldn't fuck like That😭😭" like sure girl. I'm sure you know better

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[sunnifer]

nothing gayer than 2 men who hate each other

[smytherines]

this too is curtwen

[homunculus-argument]

wasn't sure which version to post, or how to combine them, but upon retrospect, they're practically identical anyway.

[homunculus-argument]

Making them in pairs and posting both has a nice way of keeping me from stressing about having to choose which option is better.

[plutonium-heart]

CoC arcee

[elfscafe]

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

[yolkylemon]

myilya for those who believe

shane version