I once was a spy, how could I be a spy again?

Szol (any pronouns) art side account is @szollibisz2 Commissions open!

[szollibisz]

NEW COMMISSION SHEET!!

my commissions were on and off closed for a few months but new they're fully open and updated!!!

[campmiasmas]

INDE NAVARRETTE as NIKKI FREEMAN OBSESSION (2026) dir. Curry Barker

[t8oo]

my pride month demons

[vamplire]

hold on. if my fangs are in your neck and your fangs are in my neck then who is interviewing the vampire?

[lakevida]

help i just heard the worst most heterosexual hallmark movie retail playlist ass song ever and i was thinking this is like if tswift was worse and right at that moment my 60 year old bostonian coworker turns to me beaming and goes This is the best taylor swift song its for the new toy story movie

[jetix]

Aleksander Nordahl

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[roseblooms]

2026 monthly collages so far

[svndvn]

paitings to exercize, Im trying find a brushwork that feels more like mine, always aiming for a very "traditionnal" look, between gouache and watercolors

[smytherines]

the hierarchy of alcoholic beverages Owen Carvour drinks (pre-fall):

1. Dry white wine, partial to champagne

2. Gin & Tonic, his standard cocktail when he drinks spirits (not too often), a solid, reliable drink that's difficult to screw up

3. Negroni, also a gin drink, pure slut mode, every time Owen orders it Curt knows he's about to get felt up in a dark alley

And post-fall:

1. Fuck it he'll drink VODKA brand vodka from the new democratic republics of old socialist prussian sloviskia, he'll drink paint thinner, he doesn't gaf anymore

[joeyclaire]

[fjordfolk]

skrap sees that you have two slices of bread, and he has none. skrap has idea for how to fix this

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[rottingjam]

vince gilligan if you can hear me put carol in more tank tops in s2

[guiltfactory]

when two people have been together for so long and so much resentment has built up and they keep killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and even if there's still love between them they can't help it they just can't stop killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and killing each other

[thesnakethatmarches]

It still makes me laugh that Pokey heard Workin Boys and was like oh shit that’s kinda good let’s sprinkle that in as well

[segamascott]