I once was a spy, how could I be a spy again?

Szol (any pronouns) art side account is @szollibisz2 Commissions open!

[szollibisz]

NEW COMMISSION SHEET!!

my commissions were on and off closed for a few months but new they're fully open and updated!!!

[szollibisz]

Rooting for countries in the world cup based on how much I love my coworkers from said country

[smytherines]

a little value study with agent curt mega

I did not do myself any favors using this as a reference.

Probably should've put his pretty little curls in, but I'm new at this and scared. But for my second completed portrait I'm pretty happy with it! The pigment is pv15, or ultramarine violet. I did not expect it to granulate as much as it did, but I love the effect. I have never had a paint lift this much before, which was incredible because I had a lot of mistakes to fix, but also frustrating because each dry layer would come up a bit when I put the new layer on

The background is just neutral tint, because when I did wet on wet for his neck it spread too far, and I hadn't figured out the lifting yet

Watercolor is fun because it looks like absolute dogshit until about 85% of the way through:

(he looks like a 1920s cannibal here)

Anyways usually watercolor artists use white gouche to add in highlights at the end, but I don't have any of that, so I used a water-based gel stain called unicorn spit that I use a lot in woodworking. It got the job done

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

do you know any fun sayings in another language?

yes {share plz}

yes but in my language {share}

no

results

Remaining time: 1 hour 44 minutes

[daria-argento]

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

[ineed-to-sleep]

I can make another mean looking woman with dark eyeshadow. As a treat

[peanutsmixedwithjuice]

HESCOS CUTE IM CRYJGC HE LOVESHIS MOME SO MCUH

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[cybelle-jessy]

[bytedykes]

[ID: Photo of a young girl wearing a pair of butterfly wings that have colorful translucent panels embedded in them. She is outside, facing the shadow she casts on the pavement, which showcases how the light falls through the panels, casting a colorful shadow. The girl has her hands raised to form the butterfly's antennae. /end ID]

[butch-bara]

⚢ don and jo getting cowboy crazy…

[longhorned]

never join a local trans group in proximity to a naval base

[sleepyseaslug]

romants

[milawasbornconfused]

Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne Agent Curt Mega...

Fucking around and figuring out how to draw digitally! Obviously inspired by the iconic Jason Bourne scene, but I love the themes of surveillance in saf and have had this image in my head for a while.

[louisegluckpdf]

roommates approach unloading the dishwasher with what i can only describe as a surrealist sensibility. putting dishes in places not even god himself would think to put them

[orcboxer]

I kill your grandad's foes

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

[dorokora]