I once was a spy, how could I be a spy again?

Szol (any pronouns) art side account is @szollibisz2 Commissions open!

[szollibisz]

NEW COMMISSION SHEET!!

my commissions were on and off closed for a few months but new they're fully open and updated!!!

[crazysodomite]

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

[desolationlesbian]

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

[the-brave-barracuda]

végülis jön a meleg meg jön a front is csak nem úgy ahogy azt az orbán beharangozta

[moldavite]

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

[hauntanelle]

tequila is like drinking the tears of a very happy young woman and whiskey is like drinking the tears of a very sad old man and gin is like drinking the tears of a closeted gay man named james

[pendantheartcounterpart]

very shitty charlotte doodle shes on my mind

[xenasaur]

they should invent a more demure version of crying that's just tears no nose involvement

[byjove]

I understand how the stock market works but it is fucking stupid and people who are really into the stock market will try to explain it to you like it is not fucking stupid. Like, no, yeah, I do grasp the concept. It’s just a terrible concept and people kill themselves over it.

[psyduckz]

[rivertigo]

epic rap battles of history simon vs garfunkel

[szollibisz]

Rooting for countries in the world cup based on how much I love my coworkers from said country

[smytherines]

a little value study with agent curt mega

I did not do myself any favors using this as a reference.

Probably should've put his pretty little curls in, but I'm new at this and scared. But for my second completed portrait I'm pretty happy with it! The pigment is pv15, or ultramarine violet. I did not expect it to granulate as much as it did, but I love the effect. I have never had a paint lift this much before, which was incredible because I had a lot of mistakes to fix, but also frustrating because each dry layer would come up a bit when I put the new layer on

The background is just neutral tint, because when I did wet on wet for his neck it spread too far, and I hadn't figured out the lifting yet

Watercolor is fun because it looks like absolute dogshit until about 85% of the way through:

(he looks like a 1920s cannibal here)

Anyways usually watercolor artists use white gouche to add in highlights at the end, but I don't have any of that, so I used a water-based gel stain called unicorn spit that I use a lot in woodworking. It got the job done

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

do you know any fun sayings in another language?

yes {share plz}

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Voting ended onJul 6

[daria-argento]

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

[ineed-to-sleep]

I can make another mean looking woman with dark eyeshadow. As a treat

[peanutsmixedwithjuice]

HESCOS CUTE IM CRYJGC HE LOVESHIS MOME SO MCUH