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@boffin-and-bachelor
Molly, are you busy tonight? -SH
No, I’m…I’m not.
Why, are you busy?
Oh. Do you need something from the morgue?
I was actually more interested in...well, now that you mention it, I could use a second pair of eyes on the case I'm on. If you're not too busy with your....costuming. -SH
(Sorry for not doing a gif response. I passed out on the floor watching scary movies and hiding from trick or treaters)
(OOC: Hi everyone! So sorry for the lack of posts lately. We've both been busy with life and getting ready for Kumoricon. We're hoping to be able to post more once September roles around. In the mean time, if any of you US West Coasters are headed to Kumoricon this weekend, say hi if you see us! We'll be John and Sherlock on Friday, Will Graham and Abigail Hobbs on Saturday, Jim Moriarty and Sebastian Moran on Sunday, and Monday is up in the air. And, I must add, please forgive us if we're in character. Especially Sherlock. We all know what kind of attitude he's going to be in if it's hot and sunny while he's wearing that wool coat.)
((OOC: That's it for tonight, folks! Hopefully we'll be updating again soon. Thanks so much for all the fun asks!))
Molly, I'm bored. Entertain me. -SH
What would you like me to do about that, Sherlock? I’m here, you’re there.
I suppose you could come down later, I have some new cancerous lungs in if you’d like to take a look at them.
I suppose that could keep me entertained for a few minutes. I’d much rather do with a good old fashioned murder, though. There haven’t been any difficult ones lately. Not much of a reason to get dressed in the morning.
Well what would you like me to do, Sherlock, stab somebody?
No, that would be too boring, sorry.
I suppose I could talk to Greg.
He was saying recently that he had a couple cases he might be shelving soon
Now, now, Molly Hooper. You know that you being the culprit of a murder could never be boring.
Who’s Greg?
…
This might have to do with why he isn’t bringing these cases to you.
Greg, Sherlock? Greg Lestrade? Detective Inspector, the one who supplies you with murders?
Oh, Lestrade. Right. Is that really his name?
You really must keep me up to date on these things, Molly. Give him a little nudge to bring things my way, you know.
I'll owe you a favor.
I know you said dating wasn't your area, and you're married to your work, but maybe you need to find yourself a girlfriend, Sherlock. It could be nice to have someone to be with while John's off doing god knows what with Mary.
Oh, come off it.
Who in their right mind would want to date me?
Molly, I'm bored. Entertain me. -SH
What would you like me to do about that, Sherlock? I’m here, you’re there.
I suppose you could come down later, I have some new cancerous lungs in if you’d like to take a look at them.
I suppose that could keep me entertained for a few minutes. I’d much rather do with a good old fashioned murder, though. There haven’t been any difficult ones lately. Not much of a reason to get dressed in the morning.
Well what would you like me to do, Sherlock, stab somebody?
No, that would be too boring, sorry.
I suppose I could talk to Greg.
He was saying recently that he had a couple cases he might be shelving soon
Now, now, Molly Hooper. You know that you being the culprit of a murder could never be boring.
Who's Greg?
Where's John
Probably off with Mary, doing the things married people do. He's been pestering me to update this blog despite him not being here. He believes it's "good" for me. We'll see.
((OOC: So sorry there hasn't been much in the world of updating recently. Who would have thought that having an extra 2.5 hours at work would actually tire me out more? Whoops. I can't make any promises on how often this blog will be updated since I've obviously not kept my word in the past. BUT, we are alive! and Sherlock is updating today. We'll hopefully do a duo posting soon. Thanks for sticking around, everyone!))
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Who do I look like, Siri?
Where's the funny bone located?
It’s at the lower end of the humerus. Try a book next time.
What happened to Mary?
What do you mean, “what happened to” her? She’s still alive. Living with John. As always.
but first let me take a #selfie
I could show you the worldddd~
SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDEEEED~
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Sherlock, why don't you sit in my lap and see what pops up?
Ah, yes, a sex joke. Good one. Sherlock Holmes would never guess what you meant in a million years, I’m sure.
Sherlock are you a virgin?
I’m sure Mycroft could answer that for you in a heart beat.
What are you wearing? ;)
A sheet. Not sure if that qualifies as “wink face” worthy.
Molly, I'm bored. Entertain me. -SH
What would you like me to do about that, Sherlock? I’m here, you’re there.
I suppose you could come down later, I have some new cancerous lungs in if you’d like to take a look at them.
I suppose that could keep me entertained for a few minutes. I'd much rather do with a good old fashioned murder, though. There haven't been any difficult ones lately. Not much of a reason to get dressed in the morning.
